Monday, June 2, 2025

May 2025 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "So... six months of this, huh?"


2nd: All sorts of half formed plans and ideas were distracting her, enough that she almost tripped on a part of the sidewalk that wasn't flush with the rest.


3rd: He had a feeling that it was going to be one of those trips. "...we could play truth or dare,"


4th: I like to say Jiggy. Jiggy jiggy jiggy jiggy jiggy.


5th: "What religion has gun angels again? I need to find the right church."


6th: The priest jerked to the side.


7th: "They're tacky as fuck! Who has time to pose for cameras while on a mission! Also what sick fuck got the idea to shove a bunch of monkeys into a barrel? And while we're at it what other sick fuck decided to turn an obvious act of animal  cruelty into a fun party game..."


8th: Mud walks over to the mess of Dung chunks and lolls


9th: And once again, you have two men.


10th: "A mind like mine is wasted in the mines!"


11th: "Truffles, I'm going to be honest I don't know how sniffing the bones will help, but I'm glad you here."


12th: At least Sumireko has one (1) fan!


13th: "Cobb, ech." Rooting around for eggs


14th: Where are we going to get 500 rocks for pokemon cards?!


15th: There's a moral about this somewhere, if you squint.


16th: Thoroughly inspected. No aliens.


17th: ...okay, fuck it, she's discovered Italian Brainrot.


18th: Then maybe we could solve an issue and Throw Momma From The Train


19th: "But the fastest and easiest way to get you out of here is with something useful"


20th: "Surely there must be some sort of, rail polygamy situation we can arrange..."


21st: Things got literally, but not figuratively steamy


22nd: buy-one-cone-get-a-free-kiddy-cone offer from Juan's Ice Cream Underground


23rd: LOBCO SWEEP BABY, HERE COMES THE MONEYYYYYYY


24th: "...on second thought, no. Punch him. Very hard. In the face."


25th: "So what, you're all in cahoots? Are you all cahooting like a bunch of ca-owls?"


26th: "It's an odd special, but...They steam a good ham."


27th: A menagerie of malformed macabre Mabel replicas though?


28th: "If you tell the one about the man from Nantucket I'll sock you."


29th: "I've been inorganic since the day I was born. But go ahead, keep praising me."


30th: so where was a manchine supposed to go to possibly get answers and possibly money


31st: "I'm a disaster too!"

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