June 2026 Ticker Quote Archive

1st: This Grotto is Jeff-approved!

2nd: It sure was a grrrrrreat day to be Doug! :D :D :D

3rd: God put those weakpoints there for a reason

4th: "SHE KINDA HAS THAT [girl failure] VIBE TO HER AT THE MOMENT, AND I DO NOT WANT THAT."

5th: That's not Petra! THAT'S NOT PETRA AT ALL.

6th: PS3, unfortunately, was experiencing the drawback of having Lisa Simpson's hand under your control.

7th: "Watch out, everyone! I'm making a- You know what? Nevermind!"

8th: Cordie doesn't seem to have grasped she's in a pairing yet. At least Mimi has company.

9th: "Do it," said the transformed kitsune, speaking like a wicked empress. "Do the funny shovel thing!"

10th: THERE, FINALLY THE SISTERS INTERACT.

11th: she's rewarded with a familiar, titillating burning. Do her wounds ever burn!

12th: "...Uwah..." She squeaked, an anxious nerd noise.

13th: "Graaah! Sloppy!"

14th: IS SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT BIRDS?

15th: "Tired..." "Not- I'm not bored!

16th: She'd been making her way through a baked potato, but in the moment had to see to her pain.

17th: Her hands WERE powerful and grabby!

18th: Well, look at her and clap.

19th: "IT IS SO MUCH TALLER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE AND VERY... SPIRE-Y. VERY WIZARDCORE."

20th: Yeah, Jessica, fuck you!

21st: "She won't need the robot horse when she's a large dog!"

22nd: "She's a good change of pace. And a good friend. And dumb." "Would you say that to her face, I wonder." "Yes."

23rd: "I have, but I'm curious as to how you'll butcher the retelling."

24th: Horatio puts a whole freaking nickel on the counter!

25th: "She's a good little octopus."

26th: ...maybe she REALLY should have stayed in New Deadwood.

27th: It wasn't even IN HIS EYES

28th: Yes, Jacinthe's magnificent phallus shall be on full display all day long.

29th: "Animal… or mineral?"

30th: Troy looks at MAGIC as if she committed manslaughter. "That's REGINALD KURANYA, MAGIC!"

May 2026 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "A Scoli does what a Scoli does, taking it day by day."

2nd: "Vinyl records and... uh.... jalopies?"

3rd: What cowboy-related shenanigans await her in her future?

4th: <That went well.> The moon said sourly

5th: "...Okay, can you do a bit better than your worst?"

6th: "That's not very Argonian of you-"

7th: The door to the Crown Jewel is pushed open, admitting first... A butt.

8th: Just how large could a chef get?

9th: "Chaos is never late according to Chaos."

10th: Petah, the Chiyari is here...

11th: "have the Kobbers ever had problems with the moon before?" "Well, not our moon"

12th: This may sound like the setup for some variant joke, but it's just what happens.

13th: Mission Control wasn't there to stop him! HE IS FREE!

14th: Then he didn't know what to say, so he said, "Pork bao buns, please."

15th: Perphaps, he'd dust off those rusty social skills and talk to someone who wasn't a goat.

16th: The three Porygons dabbed. So did Tifa. Why am I here, just to suffer?

17th: "Well, we showed him! We didn't go solo and fuck up!"

18th: "Did we always have a grotto?" "Yeah"

19th: And then MAGIC was a toaster.

20th: There is no more dangerous force than nerds having a spat.

21st: Once upon a time Destiny had been a Horse Girl

22nd: "Oh, oh, I am so glad to see we have so many people stepping forward to keep the discussion calm!"

23rd: (Yes, looking at Garfield comics counts as reading.)

24th: "Let's jam, meatsacks."

25th: "It's here I smash it?" "Oh!"

26th: More and more fairies rise to populate the playground

27th: "This is NOT very yeehaw!"

28th: "Why must being known invite pain…"

29th: "Take your bucket of bolts and get outta here!" "Nah, I don't wanna!"

30th: "IS THERE [LORE] TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT?"

31st: "Geeze, just because I can't beat a girl I start calling her queen."