Thursday, July 3, 2025

June 2025 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "What in the heck is a Smurf and Turf?"


2nd: "Nya. Miao. Mew. Meong. Niau.  แง้ว. няв. ඤාවු . 야옹."


3rd: "How will you handle... the railfans?"


4th: “Well. Haven’t we found ourselves in quite a sticky wicket?” …Julia Ravensky.


5th: A textbook Big Muscly Arm, as it is known.


6th: "What SHOULD I call him? Tarantula Hawk Wasp?”


7th: it's just Kobber bullshit for her now.


8th: There was, in fact... a rule that said dogs cannot play basketball.


9th: "OI, DO YOU FACKIN MIND?!"


10th: "GLORIOUS RAAAAAIL POLYGAAAAMY!"


11th: "...Ohmygodyou'resoright I'M STUPID, WE CAN MAKE KABOBS"


12th: "Pow! Pow, pow, pow."


13th: "OW! THEM PINS BE POINTY!"


14th: "Giant sea serpent? You kidding me? That would have been a great opportunity. But no, we have to be asleep when it happens."


15th: "Voodoo dolls and Voodon't dolls"


16th: "rack off, ya bogans. At the risk of sounding technical."


17th: "To get INside, you got to be an OUTsider here."


18th: "I'm Rumia, and I pet all the rocks!"


19th: The Fist Of The Financial Investigators might have been a terrible movie title


20th: None of these phenomena seemed to be really connected to anything


21st: Yes It's The RV Again.


22nd: "Oh. WOW! That's a lot of time"


23rd: Tornado Lele!


24th: Oh wait they're shooting laser beams, fuck-


25th: Boy, this escalated quickly! Fortunately


26th: "Say hi, Forvale." "Hi, Forvale."


27th: he'd find that his arms worked just fine. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?


28th: FUCK IT, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO LEARN PLACE NAMES, IT'S TOO HOT RIGHT NOW


29th: YOUR MOM BLINDED HIM!


30th: "they seem to believe that art should take third or fourth place in priority."

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