Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Offseason 2024-2025 Ticker Quote Archive

 November


1st: "Where are you going?" "Prepping my resume so I can give my two weeks' notice."


2nd: "Yeah, we're starting to get mail and put in street names!"


3rd: "Still, as happy as I am with you all, we yet have work to do."


4th: "I won't beat around the bush. You two are in jail"


5th: "SARAI SARAI SARAI SARAI SARAI SARAI SAKAI SENPAI HENTAI RED SPY TOO HIGH MAI TAI MEN'S TIE-"


7th: "The Clairepiece is now complete."


8th: Castti turned away from the INCREDIBLY LEWD sight


9th: "MGEOOOOW" Chloe sounds like this.


10th: spending time with his future wife certainly didn't hurt, either.


11th: "Okay, no, I swear I was listening and paying attention to all that was just said, but there is NO WAY I'm standing around and listening to you two talk more whale politics."


12th: In some ways, though, it kind of was a knitted chunky sock


13th: A very bad smelling, dearly in need of various forms of hygiene, inside an equally badly smelling 'secret semi apartment'. THAT, he had built.


14th: "Fuck golf!"


15th: "I have nothing. I promise nothing."


16th: "There will be no need for pizza today." "But will there be a WANT for pizza?"


17th: "...You seem like a nice sort of people"


18th: "Monarch is not a very large group at the moment, and I spent most of my starting capital on the nice front doors..."


19th: "Now, I KNOW kringles don't actually have anything to do with Kris Kringle"


20th: "Nope! I'm staying here!" "Well, that's understandable."


21st: "I forgot I was short"


22nd: Cursed Antiques, a reality show about people finding cursed antiques and getting them de-cursed.


23rd: Come back in a thousand years and we'll check on her.


24th: "I do not sleep and Miyoi would be sad."


25th: Well, it's a Heaven, at least.


26th: "Oh, wait... is that a bullet wound?" "Hmm. Looks like it"


27th: "And that, Five, is why you'll probably go under before you even get off the ground."


28th: she'd impressed him, no small feat since she wasn't a Baneblade


30th: Come try on these clothes I've made. I'm sure I'll love them.


December


25th: "BUT WHO'S SIDE IS SHE ON, BROTHERDUDEJACK?"


January


21st: …eating the bark?


23rd: Way to go, Ishii!


24th: "Deadlifts, please!" Hannah said immediately


26th: "I admire your optimism."


30th: "That's a Nintendo 64, the greatest console that's ever been made."


February


3rd: "Yeah, but try to keep the bodies to a minimum, alright?"


6th: “I didn’t waste THAT much flour.”


8th: Christopher was now completely stonewalling them. “Oh no!”


9th: "You ever watch The Lion King sober?"


10th: "...Hello-" Hannah gasped and whirled around


14th: “DEEEEEE DUCKKKKK SHIIOONNNNNN!” Joy called.


16th: “Don’t ask me, I just work here.” The undead irradiated human said, and then offered a cigarette.


17th: "Their thoughts are temporary. Art is perpetual."


20th: the Space Pirates had come up with a messy, half-baked, and unstable as heck way to tap it


24th: "Side training. Babies"


25th: she looked down at the picture on the box critically. It was one of Trader Joe's finest


26th: he was, in fact, a dog


28th: "...Excellent!" Loremaster said, nodding as if she understood what any of that meant.


March


2nd: The door…did not open.


6th: “The couch is more comfortable.”


10th:  the molten palace squatted like an old oven.


13th: Day 16: Sudden terrible weather.


17th: "Oh, look... It's deert." She said, amazed.


18th: “Also don't accept subpar tea. Where's that waiter?”


27th: "From now on, I am to be known entirely and only as... Mauve Vermillion!"


28th: Hudson certainly felt like she was working with crayons


29th: You could be a depressed alcoholic anywhere, at any time.


31st: lucky guess: it could have been aluminum


April


1st: "That's the ticket! Not too many details, not too many answers!"


4th: “Do you think she planned to end up half dead, with her jaw broken?”


6th: the most idyllic, picturesque boathouse on the edge of a river that one could possibly imagine.


7th: “Okay, dander is up now.” Gundrar said.


17th: crunching down on a pretzel as battle commenced on the STREETS OF RAGE.


18th: “Hey! HOLD IT UP!” “Wha- OW!- OKAY!”


20th: "Good stuff, huh?" "Yep. Talks us up, but not pretentious."


29th: A rolling armadillo swerved off-course with some gravitic calculations.

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