Monday, November 1, 2021

October 2021 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: Who knows what that did? Nobody really knows.


2nd: "#Saturn. She's got a booooyfriiiiend. That's all it takes."


3rd: Mayumi rubs a handful of dirt and clay on Lemeza’s leg


4th: "meow.avi" said one of the Tasques as he had no idea what was going on


5th: "A fearless man cannot be courageous. He is also a fool."


6th: Excelsior, I guess!


7th: threatening to jab a sign into him. It’s better than nothing!


8th: "This place hasn't been very Chinese after all."


9th: Sometimes Sekibanki fretted a bit about how disposable she treated her own heads, but then she'd spawn more heads and feel better.


10th: "And I think there’s a tree in the Little Grove"


11th: THERE WILL BE NO SADNESS IN THE ACCIDENTAL HERO TODAY!


12th: "Franklin, Patchouli, and Claire are NOT going to get to attend a funeral unless its one I can attend too!"


13th: ...Bye?


14th: Goldlewis


15th: "They should call them vroppers, because they go VROOOP!"


16th: "WE'RE NOT GENOCIDING PEOPLE, KITTY"


17th: "I am actually..." and as he trails off, Heyman turns around to put on a mask. When he turns back... "PAUL HEYBEAR!"


18th: "Ey, hag! Stop screamin' at yerself for two seconds"


19th: "...Can I say that again but flirtier"


20th: "Ms. Amou, it's Wednesday."


21st: Kobbers were notoriously wishy-washy on planning.


22nd: "Yes. I will definitely find a way to concentrate all that power while they're busy making out."


23rd: Hell erupts. Literally.


24th: Annie flinches when she hears Shirabe call her out by name.


25th: The color of the drinks ranging from a yellow-green to a greenish-brown


26th: "Gods, this pig is saltier than I thought."


27th: "Hilda? THE Hilda? Wow."


28th: "...Maybe I'll just dress up as Cruella and scare all the Nobus down the street the whole night."


29th: "Sometimes you get to be giant, sometimes you find out a bunch of bad guys had a pillow fight with pillows that have your face on them!"


30th: Samhain jerks his head up to glare at Stella with an audible whip-cracking noise.


31st: Goro Majima looks around, and decides to retreat, his head descending back into the pumpkin.

Sunday, October 3, 2021

September 2021 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: This ISN'T a total waste of time!


2nd: Good job, kids! Roast grandpa over an open fire!


3rd: "Why haven't we seen this sooner? I don't talk to you, that's probably a big factor"


4th: "I'm so Evil it hurts, mutter mumble"


5th: "It's not just fine, it's Finé!"


6th: "here I am now, as a head."


7th: "I want a turn with the fun trash."


8th:

"-Replay

-Replan

>Exit to Menu"


9th: "Happy Cirno Day girls!" "Happy Cirnoil Day!"


10th: "Reese Witherspoon's right."


11th: "I make you gone forever"/"Ha ha NOPE"


12th: "Have you ever actually laughed at someone slipping on a banana peel though?" "Yes."


13th: "...You know, the yoyo's a weapon."


14th: "WOAH! Blew this cookie stealing case wide open, gotta cuff ya up now!"


15th: He steps over and fires three bullets through Tamashiro's head. "There. All good now, though!"


16th: "Good Salsa" Nacho Nikki takes this moment to strike with her obsession with tortilla chips.


17th: Erasmo jumped in at that. "Classes!"


18th: "If strangling babies helped her achieve her goals faster, she'd invent a baby-strangling machine to do it more efficiently."


19th: A skeleton. An ANIMAL skeleton.


20th: "Ed, if you use that-I can't believe I'm saying this-that-yoyo again"


21st: "Neeko bonk you until you tire of semantics!" "...Neeko, with you, it's ALWAYS some antics."


22nd: "you earned this for even know it exists!"


23rd: It's high-stakes Ratatouille


24th: "ew, moon cakes!"


25th: ksssssh, pppphhhssssshhhh "Oh nooooo!" bwoosh


26th: No, Bao, stop glaring at me! Let me eat my pretzels in peace!


27th: "Fine fine! We'll be heroes!" Angrily


28th: "The Ugly God thought to give me only so many hands."


29th: "of course they wouldn't feed him prime rib!"


30th: Regimelt is given a small pile of ice cream bars. It looks down at them, then back at Annie. "...CEASE."

Thursday, September 2, 2021

August 2021 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "I can't believe I miss being a crab."


2nd: "Oh no, it's like they got the playset but none of the toys..."


3rd: MAGIC stuck around to lead everybody back, thinking of devious plans on how to [b]DESTROY HELL[/b].


4th: "We're probably going to have to do more before we can say 'Go Diego Go'."


5th: "Any rumors that we were paid off by Chimata Tenkyuu are entirely false."


6th: "Mr Tokiwa, I know you're his dad, but it appears you suck shit through a straw."


7th: Jaxx Tantra was her favorite Sentinel, because he was the coolest. She absolutely shipped him and Artemis-


8th: "go dump Kiryu in a river. Simple enough."


9th: New Discovery: Portrate Of A Dashing Rouge(?)


10th: "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSHOLES ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!"


11th: you do not have a choice in the matter, Annie. You are having a meal with Elsa.


12th: <Sometimes I think I have the Kobbers figured out. Then I find out I'm wrong.>


13th: "Knock knock! Cirnoil"


14th: "This is excessive." Julia was in a straightjacket.


15th: "It's not all that easy. If it were, then everybody and their dog would be casting it here and there."


16th: the Kobbers thundered like baby cattle


17th: "SILVANIA'S GONNA KILL ME THERE'S A BEAR IN THE KITCHEN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD-"


18th: "Rude fucker." "Language." "Rude motherfucker."


19th: "And if you require financial aid, accounting, or a big clumsy lobster robot built for three, Hoshii Holdings is happy to help."


20th: STAYING UP LATE WAS ONE OF THEM! HELL YEAH!


21st: Kotohime, on instinct, cuffs the cat.


22nd: Constant Amenities Van Deutsche Bank Alberto Burger


23rd: “Bark!” agreed Bullet.


24th: "Oh, really? What was that like?" She asked, excited to imagine- "Pretty bad."


25th: "Even demons know the power of a set of three shoes."


26th: Regigigas said, and got on his pennyfarthing and rode off.


27th: "Were you ever a big gooey magic lump thing before some dark god found you and reshaped you into an image similar to Indiana Jones though?"


28th: The terms ‘metal’ and ‘war’ are trademarks of ZAIA Enterprise Japan. All Rights Reserved.


29th: "One day I was wearing robes and talking to trees"


30th: And the future, unfortunately, was murder.


31th: The Cheng'de-Agaman Aliance (Xiulan, Glitz, Angellica, and Boss)

July 2021 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: Conveniently, ‘that Fern girl’


2nd: "Wow, now there's a face that could curdle a cow!"


3rd: Coffee Dad also knows his way around cocktails


4th: It's the Fourth of July! Which didn't amount to hill of beans in the minds of the average Agama population


5th: Ard was eating a sandwich.


6th: "Brunch! Brunch! Brunch!"


7th: "Ugh. Tentacle tongues."


8th: weaPENized


9th: DOES ANYONE DARE TO CHALLENGE THIS MIGHTY WOMAN?


10th: "Ask what it’s like to be captured and torn up as food for that insect."


11th: "I thought I knew what the city had to offer, but I really didn't."


12th: Dr. Blooper is VERY OFFENDED!!!


13th: "You can fawn over how selfless I am"


14th: "Stop that! Stop suggesting fire!"


15th: New Discovery! This cheery music is highly unfitting!


16th: "I mean, it was like they were locked together by the lips, just, black hair and tentacles everywhere..."


17th: "Fight's over!" Melba cuts off mid-shriek, blinking. "You were too slow! Go home!"


18th: Neptune is busy flopping around.


19th: It's green. Not rainbow colored.


20th: "If I get turned to dust here, just sweep me up"


21st: She wants megavitamins.


22nd: Oh no! How will Annie be bullied THIS time?! What tragic yet kinda funny fate will befall her next?!


23rd: It's like a whole kindergarden party, except we're all adults here!


24th: Actual Alien Jennifer Smith


25th: "If you don't know your birthday, I got an idea. Whenever you have that new body ready, THAT will be your birthday, and we'll have a nice big cake ready for you then too!"


26th: There's no particular rhyme or reason to Raiko


27th: It might seem a little desperate, given he's got a cowboy hat slung over his back


28th: Holy carp.


29th: 99% of worshippers can't solve this puzzle!


30th: The good news is, Sally


31st: "THERE WILL BE NO DOG MURDER IN THIS HOUSE!"

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Blue Moon

 Erebus Station, planet Longone...


"Coyote, this is ground control...uhhhhhh...you know the colony ship's leaving in a few days, right?"


The Raleigh mech, which had been making its way out of the base and towards the wildness of Longone paused, turning to look up at the control tower that oversaw arrivals to and departures from the planet's largest spaceport. With a sigh, the pilot flicked on her radio, waving up at the tower.


"Ground control, this is Coyote. Yeah, I remember," the pilot answered, turning off her music for a moment. "I cleared it with the captain. The ship leaves in four days and I'm not needed until shortly before to get my machine loaded and stowed. I'm just taking a quick camping trip."


"Camping? When you're going to whole different planet? Camp there!"


Kathryn "Coyote" Gordon snorted and turned her mech around, continuing its trek. The blue robot wrapped its cloak around itself and its precious bundle of camping supplies.


"I may never get back here, Ed, and you know how much I love it out here," Kathryn retorted. "It's just going to be quick! Do some hunting, hike a bit. No rafting this time; can't afford the broken arm."


Tolerant exasperation emerged from the radio with some resigned laughter. "Alright, but you'd better bring me back a share of whatever you shoot."


"Wouldn't dream otherwise. See you later, Ed."


"Bye, Kathryn."


~


"Blue moon, you saw me standin' alone

Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own

Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for

You heard me sayin' a prayer for

Someone I really could care for"


Kathryn sighed as she listened to her favorite song again. An old song from Cradle, its origins lost beyond the original being recorded during the 20th century almost 13,000 years ago. She'd even named her precious Raleigh after it. Blue Moon, the robot, kept trundling through the wilderness on autopilot as Blue Moon, the song, continued to play.


"And then there suddenly appeared before me

The only one my arms will hold

I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"

And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold"


She'd gone through three or four music players in her life, managed to wear them out after years of quality listening experiences. She listened to other things too, of course, but this was always the song she came back to, the song that never failed to calm her emotions. She looked up at a counter on the little device, showing how many times she'd listened to it since leaving Erebus Station.


"Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone

Without a dream in my heart

Without a love of my own"


Only a hundred times so far. Maybe it only seemed like more because of where she was going, where she knew she wasn't likely to get back to any time soon. Kathryn sighed and reached under her seat as she watched the GPS tick by slowly and rapidly at the same time. She'd be there soon. Home. If it could still be called that. She shivered at memories she couldn't hold back much longer, pulling out a bottle to look at. Her father had been saving it for a special occasion once. Well, that occasion had come, hadn't it?


The scorched earth that was once the Gordon Homestead was quiet and still, the years not having been kind to the ruined home, the obliterated barn, or the devastated shed. Three small, metal markers had weathered the years though, made from some of Blue Moon's armor so long ago after she'd first gotten it.


Antonio. Charleen. Emma. Her parents and her sister, lost to a bandit raid God knows how many years ago.


"Hi Pa, Ma, Em...I'm home," Kathryn said, sitting down and cradling the bottle gently in one arm. "I know I'm a month or so early, but I'm shipping out soon. Got myself a plot on a planet called Brion 45. Kinda reminds me of here, but...well...it's not here."


The Lancer sighed and pulled out a few glasses. Nothing too fancy, but durable. She set one in front of each of the markers and took one for herself, filling them up as much as possible from her father's cherished wine, one of the few things that had survived the raid on their home.


"I'm gonna miss this world, I'm gonna miss you. God knows I've been missing you for long enough," Kathryn continued, eyes getting a bit puffy. "But it's time to start over. I'm not exactly taking over the family farm like you wanted, but I can't stay. The land's poisoned and it hurts too much to look at it."


Kathryn took a sip from her glass as she looked around her, seeing nothing but memories welling up within her, of chores and celebrations, of times good and bad. Learning how to drive her father's old Everest, its weapons replaced with combine and tilling attachments, going hunting with her twin sister to see who could score the bigger buck, learning survival skills from her mother...she wiped her eyes and raised her glass.


"This is good bye." She stood, finishing off her wine, refilling the glass and setting it and the bottle down. "Hopefully not forever, but it's still good bye."


A short eternity later, the Lancer sighed and turned her back on the memorial, starting up her music again. With the past behind her, she could now face the future, a future unbeknownst to her that would be fraught with danger and destiny.

Friday, July 2, 2021

I apologize for nothing Dess.


 

 “What’s it all about Dess, elucidate!”


“That’s a joke, I say that’s a joke Dess”


“Go, I say go away Dess, you bother me”


“I made a funny Dess and you’re not laughin’


“That Dess’s about as sharp as a bowling ball”


“That Dess’s as timid as a canary at a cat show”


“You’re way off, I say you’re way off this time Dess!”


“Nice Dess but he’s got more nerve than a bum tooth”


“I say, Dess, pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya, Dess”


“Pay attention, Dess, I’m cuttin’ but you ain’t bleedin’!”


“Smart Dess, got a mind like a steel trap – full of mice”


“That Dess’s as strong as an ox, and just about as smart”


“Dess’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off”


“This Dess’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind”


“That, I say that Dess’s just like a tattoo, gets under your skin”


“Say Dess, you cover about as much as a flapper’s skirt in a high wind”


“Pay attention to me Dess! I’m not just talkin’ to hear my head roar”


“That’s what I’ve been – I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, Dess!”


“Now cut that out Dess, or I’ll spank you where the feathers are thinnest”


“I got, I say I got this Dess as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak”


“Stop, I say stop it Dess, you’re doin’ alot of choppin’ but no chips are flyin’


“Now what, I say what’s the big idea bashin’ me in the bazooka that-a-way Dess!”


“This Dess’s making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin’ a fit on a tin roof”


“Hey Dess, what’s the idea jackin’ that pot up under me?  Jack?  Pot?  Ahuh, huh … jack pot, that’s a joke Dess, don’t ya get it?”


June 2021 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "We need to stop thinking like a shop and start thinking like a... shit"


2nd: Enjoy this power trip - you'll never be this OP in ZFRP again!


3rd: "we might need to have a talk about when it [i]is[/i] and [i]isn’t[/i] okay to go on a murderous rampage"


4th: symbolizing life, love, connections, friendship, and the ability to actually get out of bed


5th: "As long as Asterisk holders do not try to turn it on me, there are no wrong hands."


6th: So, she'd just carefully sneak into the ZFPD's other armory slash laundry/storeroom


7th: "if you think I am going to abandon Winx Club for her sheenanigans, you are sorely mistaken!"


8th: It was always preferable to get an insect’s consent.


9th: A moment later, his brows struggled to shoot off in two, different directions when a cat talked. But that was Agama for you.


10th: “Cat adventures?”


11th: She couldn't wait to put her cat ears on.


12th: "You're like, babies, right?"


13th: Godzilla vs Kong was actually a battle between Donkey Kong and Bowser.


14th: So...much...floof.


15th: "Utsuho, that's going to hurt like a bitch for both of us." "And?" "And I like your style. Let's do it."


16th: "Do you really think all those wonderful, sappy, beautiful feelings about [i]me[/i]?"


17th: Mip-mip.


18th: Momoyo, now a named character, began to approach Ard, for she could not kick his ass if she didn't.


19th: "Why even put pain receptors in a death robot, anyway?"


20th: "That reminds me- when you wake up you might have a sort of craving for bones."


21st: "Red." contributes Stella.


22nd: "I will also allow you to display this in your bar so you may also hug twelve thousand chickens at any time you would like"


23rd: "Very Skull of you."


24th: "I think she could BENEFIT being a little lazy."


25th: "GO GO, TUNNEL SPIDEEEEEEEEEER! DOOO DOO DOO DO DOOOO GO GO TUNNEL SPIDER-"


26th: she was sitting on Alcina's back


27th: "Your monster will return by the time you're done with your lunch."


28th: "I'm more than a meme, Rachel." Sumireko huffed, flipping her hair. "...Besides, I already said the E word earlier today."


29th: Current urge: scream


30th: WIBBLE. WIBBLE. WIBBBBBLLLLEEEEEEEEE.