Tuesday, June 2, 2026

May 2026 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "A Scoli does what a Scoli does, taking it day by day."


2nd: "Vinyl records and... uh.... jalopies?"


3rd: What cowboy-related shenanigans await her in her future?


4th: <That went well.> The moon said sourly


5th: "...Okay, can you do a bit better than your worst?"


6th: "That's not very Argonian of you-"


7th: The door to the Crown Jewel is pushed open, admitting first... A butt.


8th: Just how large could a chef get?


9th: "Chaos is never late according to Chaos."


10th: Petah, the Chiyari is here...


11th: "have the Kobbers ever had problems with the moon before?" "Well, not our moon"


12th: This may sound like the setup for some variant joke, but it's just what happens.


13th: Mission Control wasn't there to stop him! HE IS FREE!


14th: Then he didn't know what to say, so he said, "Pork bao buns, please."


15th: Perphaps, he'd dust off those rusty social skills and talk to someone who wasn't a goat.


16th: The three Porygons dabbed. So did Tifa. Why am I here, just to suffer?


17th: "Well, we showed him! We didn't go solo and fuck up!"


18th: "Did we always have a grotto?" "Yeah"


19th: And then MAGIC was a toaster.


20th: There is no more dangerous force than nerds having a spat.


21st: Once upon a time Destiny had been a Horse Girl


22nd: "Oh, oh, I am so glad to see we have so many people stepping forward to keep the discussion calm!"


23rd: (Yes, looking at Garfield comics counts as reading.)


24th: "Let's jam, meatsacks."


25th: "It's here I smash it?" "Oh!"


26th: More and more fairies rise to populate the playground


27th: "This is NOT very yeehaw!"


28th: "Why must being known invite pain…"


29th: "Take your bucket of bolts and get outta here!" "Nah, I don't wanna!"


30th: "IS THERE [LORE] TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT?"


31st: "Geeze, just because I can't beat a girl I start calling her queen."

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