Sunday, June 28, 2026

June 2026 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: This Grotto is Jeff-approved!


2nd: It sure was a grrrrrreat day to be Doug! :D :D :D


3rd: God put those weakpoints there for a reason


4th: "SHE KINDA HAS THAT [girl failure] VIBE TO HER AT THE MOMENT, AND I DO NOT WANT THAT."


5th: That's not Petra! THAT'S NOT PETRA AT ALL.


6th: PS3, unfortunately, was experiencing the drawback of having Lisa Simpson's hand under your control.


7th: "Watch out, everyone! I'm making a- You know what? Nevermind!"


8th: Cordie doesn't seem to have grasped she's in a pairing yet. At least Mimi has company.


9th: "Do it," said the transformed kitsune, speaking like a wicked empress. "Do the funny shovel thing!"


10th: THERE, FINALLY THE SISTERS INTERACT.


11th: she's rewarded with a familiar, titillating burning. Do her wounds ever burn!


12th: "...Uwah..." She squeaked, an anxious nerd noise.


13th: "Graaah! Sloppy!"


14th: IS SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT BIRDS?


15th: "Tired..." "Not- I'm not bored!


16th: She'd been making her way through a baked potato, but in the moment had to see to her pain.


17th: Her hands WERE powerful and grabby!


18th: Well, look at her and clap.


19th: "IT IS SO MUCH TALLER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE AND VERY... SPIRE-Y. VERY WIZARDCORE."


20th: Yeah, Jessica, fuck you!


21st: "She won't need the robot horse when she's a large dog!"


22nd: "She's a good change of pace. And a good friend. And dumb." "Would you say that to her face, I wonder." "Yes."


23rd: "I have, but I'm curious as to how you'll butcher the retelling."


24th: Horatio puts a whole freaking nickel on the counter!


25th: "She's a good little octopus."


26th: ...maybe she REALLY should have stayed in New Deadwood.


27th: It wasn't even IN HIS EYES


28th: Yes, Jacinthe's magnificent phallus shall be on full display all day long.


29th: TBD


30th: TBD

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