1st: fold the scythe into a gun that sprayed flames and egg-shaped flares with a demonic "BAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK".
2nd: Mochi thumps her foot against the ground like a particularly excited rabbit.
3rd: Petra, we think, looks over at Katharina, maybe.
4th: The cheapest option hadn't even been an unearthed potato and raw meat. He'd stopped asking after that.
5th: Expect frantic Google searches a few hours later on if people tend to flirt by calling each other "impressive".
6th: Nobody in the coffee shop turned around at the noise, which did not help matters.
7th: Omggggg doogieeeee mwah mwah mwah mljgwah <3 <3 <3 <3 give him scritchesss 5 meeee, i'll save a bottle of victory wine for u
8th: Having a little too much fun with carpeting
9th: "we're always going to be-" "-the LELEMENTALS!"
10th: "Okay. You! Ghost lady with the weird eyes-" "That's Perona!"
11th: Fucking Tenessee is fucked in all dimensions, huh?
12th: The immortal vampire, stronger and faster than humans.
13th: MOCHI IS ARMED
14th: "JUDON'T STAND A CHANCE!"
15th: Chris Yukine is wearing her mummy costume! Well, she's got a lot of bandages on her body
16th: "What's with birds and being evil?"
17th: It was bees all along.
18th: "...IS he a bird?" "He's half of one, at least." "He's not an organic creature at all any more. He's a mech." "He's shaped like a dinosaur, so I'm calling him a dinosaur." "Well, actually, birds are dinosaurs, so-" "OH MY GOD SHUT UP"
19th: "Shuma-Gorath who’s barely a fraction of his power, who drinks in bars with the mortals and talks like a 60’s cartoon villain?!”
20th: "...I do not get it." She muttered, putting the hat back on
21st: "Do you have earwax? Do you cry tears? Do you sweat?"
22nd: Barbara was important to DALI, so there was no lie
23rd: "D'awwww..." Daw says
24th: ...Godzilla with a Shotgun?!
25th: ”Is this the Planeswarden Convention?” “BUK-KOK!!!”
26th: (the damn rifts, they never ended!)
27th: the advantage of those being that they don't get depowered when you kill a clown.
28th: "What do you mean, time out? There are no time outs when it comes to fights to the death!"
29th: "He is absolutely going to prison for, like, way too many crimes, though."
30th: "Saving the Pope" is a hard bar to match
31st: "Correction. Tonight, I am a COWBOY. And I'm going Yeehaw Mode."
No comments:
Post a Comment