Saturday, October 4, 2025

September 2025 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: So Mud got naked.


2nd: Scholarly consensus suggests that boats are larger than bullets [citation needed].


3rd: "Wait a minute, that's right. I need to be mad at you."


4th: "So this is what it was like hanging around me."


5th: "Huh. It sounds Irish Gaelic, but isn't."


6th: "I do not think you thought your cunning plan all the way through."


7th: a decidedly unsexy investigation with an unclear direction


8th: "Aha! I'll feign my death!"


9th: "No. Melone drank the fucking water"


10th: "Now I can really commune with the Sacabambaspis."


11th: Another page devotes itself to Knockers


12th: "You have the hotel. I might as well be a wheelbarrow."


13th: "When I made the Garlic Substitute with Pete, I didn't mean for you to substitute it for COMMON SENSE."


14th: "the kobbers, who are an amorphous bunch of stick figures with question marks over their heads."


15th: "Go on! Go get it all solved!" "...Fine. FINE"


16th: we need people to make sure nothing goes wrong besides what we want to go wrong on our test


17th:  for a change, she looks a touch professional.


18th: "Could I have been blinded by her light, the same way I thought others were?" "YES!"


19th: "I mean, when a giant pyramid the Kobbers are actively fighting is the one that shares your viewpoint...It might be time to rethink your trajectory."


20th: It's lahke Chrissmas mornin'.


21st: Guns dig chicken livers.


22nd: She just knows he gives good high fives.


23rd: "I hope they don't remember we're all a team and dismiss our viewpoints 'cause of it."


24th: it almost tasted like a liquid birthday cake


25th: "General of knowledge, huh? Well, it's too bad for you, but I'm not very smart!"


26th: two stone Dougs


27th: The ensuing scene of carnage is not legally fit for broadcast in 210 countries.


28th: the Space Pirates had an annoying knack (no, not that one) for being able to make chicken salad out of Weav chicken shit


29th: "Things are already too far, Kyps! So now we have to double down because there's no where left to go!"


30th: "Well fuck me for being an optimist for a change!"

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