Monday, September 2, 2024

August 2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "WEREWOLVES ARE COOLER THAN VAMPIRES, YA GONKS"


2nd: The Hole (tm)


3rd: "COMING THROUGH" "BEEP BEEP! HONK HONK!"


4th: "That dork?" Jon looks behind him as if there would somehow be someone even dorkier than himself there. "Oh! I'm that dork!"


5th: worried sick over Vrock being more dead than normal.


6th: "Ow, heck. I forgot pain hurts."


7th: "Who would win: a bunch of very angry Kobbers, or, one old bag with a gun?"


8th: Hell Inc. has rustled the Kobbers' jimmies once again and they surely won't stand for it!


9th: Garlic Man calls out as if he was some police officer


10th: #Number15GravediggerFootLettuce #owned #ImHungryForEqualRights


11th: okay, fine, Martha is here. Nobody invited her.


12th: "Wouldn't you rather have something like Virility instead?"


13th: choosing to be a part of Kobber life instead of just being dragged like a barnacle on a ship


14th: The iconic (kinda sorta) Whalestrand establishment


15th: He hadn't been able to contact her, but he'd literally yelled at the water


16th: "Did you just kill the pope?!"


17th: "Shower the pope! Shower the pope! Shower the pope! Shower the pope!"


18th: "but what is a god..." Leviathan straightened up, running a hand through her hair. "...without a devil to oppose them?"


19th: "I hope she doesn't think I'm a coward. I am, but I don't want her to think I am..."


20th: Dawn's setup was rather idiot proof, because she had to deal with a lot of idiots.


21st: "What fun is everything going according to plan?"


22nd: "THIS IS A CHASE SCENE!"


23rd: "I bet he's worried sick about... how FINE I am since I was shot! I'm TOO fine, he says!"


24th: "hmmmst". Coinkydink? Possibly.


25th: She burst out, dead on her feet but beyond happy with herself.


26th: "...I'm not dumb, I can see that you're a skeleton..."


27th: Somewhere, Dawn Cosineau felt deeply annoyed, and didn't know why.


28th: "It ruins my mysterious allure to give away my tragic backstory so easily"


29th: "I mean, I'm gonna kick your ass, 'cause you kinda need it. But I'm gonna be forthright about it!"


30th: "...Besides, you're so terrible at hiding you're a vampire. Like, really absolutely awful, dude. You turn into flying bread in front of everybody. C'mon."


31st: swim away, Useless Goddess, swim away!

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