July 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

"..Something's going to go wrong, isn't it..." "It suuure is, my fellow narrator!"

Today she just looked like an extra from a Tim Burton movie instead of a Hot Topic Elemental.

"What do you know about Gunpla?"

-LIGHTHOUSE SQUARE, EXCEPT FOR REAL THIS TIME-

The thrill of F-Zero is second only to that of golf.

TODAY ON HARPY RP (Z)

the big space station that probably wasn't going to even attempt a Motley-Byers Loop.

But you CAN trip over your own feet and land flat on your face.

but he revved his engine at Jason-3 and said "Hachacha!"

(See Big Bar Brawl 9 Edition)

"...It'd be real nice if it wasn't a cow that turned me into a vampire, so I could actually ask questions."

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAL TO THE THEROPOOOOOODS!

THE CHEESE WARS HAVE BEG- Nah

"I just saved the women's restroom from being a logic puzzle. How's your day going?"

If it wasn't some mystical artifact, she'd MAKE it one!

It's just jam and cream, but it's the thought that counts.

"YEAH YOU GO MOM YOU'LL KICK HIS ASS IN NO TIME but save me first"

"No pee."

"... Guess I better learn to love cheesbreads, huh."

“... I haven’t seen you eat or drink anything since May.”

"Heheh, you missed that one! Try another!"

'And As The Yeast, So She Rises'

"No, we can't use it to project your anime."

"Noooo come baaaaack I didn't get to inject you yeeeeetttt"

Look, this killed someone once.

"You can't go to a drinking gym or take drinking classes!"

There are only two Sumirekos.

"Stop being you and start being useful."

ACTION! LOVE! MORE ACTION! GUNS! ALIENS! EVEN MORE ACTION!

"You gonna sit up there and spin some discs your whole life? God, how freakin' boring!"

Kotohime just rolls with this.