Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Dracoplot 2019

Alright, mateys, time for an old-fashioned end of the year wrap-up! I'm going to start off with what I most disliked about my RP this year so there's no interrupting discussion of the good stuff, which is pretty much everything else.

Noa Izumi: Pun intended, Noa ended up being not much more than dead weight and I blame a lack of solid planning on my part. Long story short, Noa was around to give me someone to send on ZFPD plots who was actually a cop. The biggest problem is that's all she did; she didn't go on non-cop plots and didn't even go on all the ones she was in Olympia for. Zeldoten ended up being more fun to send on cop plots because she could riff on them while fixing their booboos. Noa's main thing was that she piloted a mech in her anime to thwart mech-related crimes. There was only really one of those though, so she ended up being an unarmored, poorly-armed normie for most of the plots she went on and suffered for it: two plot deaths and one near-death that I didn't just push into being death.

She made a brief appearance in Season 8 when the Deadly Six used Reaverbots to kidnap Susie from a prison and I decided to try bringing her in for a bigger role. I forgot to really give her that role though so the only real splash she made was dying. She's retiring, going back to Kuwahawi, and I've brought in a couple of OCs that ought to do better both on plots and in doing non-cop things. :V

The Curse

King Biruritchi: Like the Globglogabgalab before him, this is a guy whose name was hard for me to remember how to spell so I will be glad for the chance to no longer need to! King B (no relation to Miror B) was originally conceived of as a "Just here to Brawl" guy back when Harpy was playing the Pokemon Trading Card Game video games and I got to have a smug chuckle at another world of people obsessing over a children's card game to the point that they were having wars and stuff over them. I began thinking how he would actually be able to use those cards in battle and not just be a total normie, starting by borrowing the YuGiOh staple of holographic monsters fighting each other and going from there to other cards having other effects.

As we got closer to the year, I decided I needed a way to introduce Wildfire as a costumed crimefighter and not Eadis the talking head. King B ended up being useful for that and I was able to make him my first member of The Curse, allowing me to mention the King Dice Gang as a totally different group. He'd go on to Brawl alright and JRM wrote some incredible stuff (as he always does) with clever uses of King B's deck. He later organized trying to frame King Dice for killing Kobbers in an F-Zero race, but I goofed and....really didn't have much of consequence occur during that except to have the Wildfire/King Dice encounter.

With the Brawl out of the way and his one scheme to get the Kobbers off of the Curse's back done, King B ended up being sacrificed for the greater good of the Space Police. I forget what exactly happened then to make me think they were starting to get the Jobber treatment (Maw stuff, I think) but I offered him and his crew to Chao as a big arrest the Space Cops could make to start rebuilding their cred and thus he and most of his Go-Bot henchmen got arrested.

Go-Bots: I'd intended to talk about Robbie next, but the Go-Bots are relevant after that last comment. Go-Bots! Not Decepticons! I specifically wanted to avoid using the more popular robots in disguise because I'd already done years of Decepticon plots, including bringing Borodan back for the Brawl. So I grabbed a handful of Renegade Go-Bots and used them as fairly disposable henchmen. Stretch/Tux got the honor of being slightly more important, a spy in the King Dice gang that would be totally incognito while hearing every plan so the Curse could keep tabs on him. They also made great opponents for Volfogg during their arrest and bringing Tux and the truck guy back for Don Genie's race was a great to show that the Curse were getting desperate by pulling in any potential racers they had.

I enjoyed using them. They were a good bunch of disposable Curse guys.

Robbie Rotten: Originally conceived of as just another "there to Brawl" character, though he was considered for awhile before actually being locked in, unlike King B. I was happy to oblige JRM's wishlist to include Borodan and Moltar in the Brawl, but nobody else really stuck out to me as someone I wanted in there, so giant meme that he is and me with a history of including stupid memes in RP picked Robbie Rotten for it and decided what the heck he was a Curse member too! He ended up being a good fit for the Sumidoten Pairing Confirmation event as a potential bad guy too. I wanted someone who wouldn't just have a big fight with Zeldoten - she was originally meant to be a sneaky person, not someone who really enjoyed fisticuffs and I wanted an opponent who would she would have to outsmart, someone whom she couldn't just go crying to the KoB to beat up.

Yes, he ended up getting beat up, but that wasn't until they'd engaged in a contest of wits. He didn't have much use story-wise so he ended up arrested after getting over some very painful and severe injuries.

A lot of his dialogue was inspired by "We Are Number One" lyrics and I drew a lot of ideas from it for the event, but I wanted to put an RP spin on it - like making his "Dream Team" dinosaurs instead of just three guys dressing like him.

A few people have said they liked how menacing and dangerous RP Robbie ended up being an I appreciate that. I like taking jokes and making legitimate bad guys out of them. Worked for Globby!

I have more things to say about Robbie, but I'm saving those for discussing the plot itself.

Big Band: Robbie Rotten is a very weird and quirky guy. He needed an equally quirky sidekick who was there to support his flamboyant personality and also ended up being a tough guy too. I was familiar with Big Band prior to Season 9 and I'd seen a few videos of people playing songs using his game attacks, so I thought it'd be great fun to have this big, hulking juggernaut of a warrior there mainly to play Robbie's theme song.

And then he got to be big and scary too, an opponent Zeldoten could never beat without either help or her tools but one she HAD to fight or else there would be dire consequences. Writing the small war that took place between him and Nibbles was fun since it was a chance to show off what it means to have a Giant Friend Crab on your side.

He might end up reappearing in Season 10 as a member of ZFPD or just Olympia's police. I'm undecided since as of right now I don't have great plot ideas for him.

Robbie's Dream Team: Not too much to say except I wanted to avoid using Velociraptors, so I went to Wikipedia and found other raptors that weren't Velociraptors to make for a cunning enemy that Zeldoten would have to outmaneuver and outsmart since trying to match them head-on would be a very painful proposition. It would've been nice to have a picture of them dressed up, but there was definitely not time to make that happen.

The Beagle Boys: Another group that doesn't have much to talk about. I hadn't even thought of using them until the day Goops and I actually did Sumidoten. They were a great group to use in Robbie's plan though because they were goofy cartoon animals perfect to convince a passing-by Kobber that some low-key, easily-solved mischief was going on that required a hopeless romantic of a do-gooder to take care of.

Vic Hoskins: This seems like a good time to transition to the bad guy of Jurassic World, the ambitious jerk who wanted to weaponize dinosaurs. In an RP season involving InGen and weaponized dinosaurs, SOMEBODY had to bring him in in his role as InGen's security guy. I'd recently gotten a great idea for a plot to do...in Season 11, because Olympia was not a great place for the idea, but I wanted to start foreshadowing it and Goops recently introducing the idea of InGen creating a kaiju for Lord Dominator gave me a great place to start. Thus the tag-team of Vic Hoskins and Melissa (sometimes Madeline) Bergman was born, with him giving her InGen funding to make a kaiju so he could get bumped up a few ranks in the Curse.

Well, that obviously failed and helping Robbie try to get the Valhalla recipes also failed. Meanwhile, Bergman was climbing the Curse ranks because all the other important geneticists were disappearing while his position stagnated because, well, bad things were happening in InGen under his watch.

I originally had a different ending for him in mind! He was going to escape the Curse with Bergman and reappear with her in Season 11, either as himself or having gotten injured somehow to the point of his brain getting placed in a big, powerful, Commie-fighting robot body as Bergman's watchdog.

When Chao mentioned Weaselby's rebellion though, it seemed to fit ol' Vic a lot better than what I'd intended. It was another huge opportunity for him to take the power and position he'd wanted and was denied due to his blunders and missteps. I wouldn't consider him a "Major Curse elimination" (as Chao put it) but I was happy to throw a named, established Curse member into the plot to give it gravitas and it gave us a better, more karma-tastic way for Vic to be eliminated from the Curse.

Paul Blart: Whoops! Thought I was going to talk about Bergman? Not yet. Paul Blart is another great meme that I threw into the Curse, mainly for some laughs, but having this dopey, happy guy whose thing is riding around on a Segwey lends credence to the idea that some people actually thought Plague was a pretty good guy to work for. We saw it under Sub-Slizer and Cordie, folks who weren't villainous or sinister, just working for the "bad" guy. Goops did a great job of portraying Plague as a man with a vision who didn't really seem all that evil and having people like Futo following him makes the transition to the Cure seem genuine. Anyway, back to Blart, he was funny and got to have some good moments in actual plots. I wrote his appearance in the Screenslaver Part 1 event as to way to give folks an "encounter" with him and a way to give him a formal dismissal from the Curse. He'll be patrolling Olympia Mall in Season 10 for sure.

Doctor Melissa/Madeline Bergman: Looking back, I'm not sure why I would sometimes use Melissa and Madeline for her first name. It wasn't intentional. Oops. In any case, she ended up being one of my favorite Curse members to RP as; I just wish I'd had her interact with other Curse members more often. She was introduced as a way to set up my planned Season 11 plot by creating some kaiju to try impressing Lord Dominator and I think that plot event went very well. Through a series of un/fortunate events, she ended up becoming the top geneticist in the Curse at a time when they were running out of ways to keep making monsters, but it was better than Vic did and she dumped him. Once InGen was put out of business, she really didn't have much to do though so...I gave her things to do. She ended up putting on power armor and joining plots as a foot soldier and I think it worked out pretty good for her, especially after Janga died and she could fill in for him as a way to give her stuff to do. Goops was nice enough to let her have a big role in the finale.

I really enjoyed having her stick around to the end of the Curse though. I kept wondering if I should have her leave Olympia to start doing her plans, but I liked the idea that she could have left at any time but really wanted to see how Plague and the Curse would end up. I feel she got frustrated having so many encounters working with the Kobbers and promising that they'd had a huge fight only to be denied at every turn, frustrated to the point where she preferred sneaking into Cray to blow up the Doomsday Device rather than join in the Plague Plague. I really like calling that part of the finale the "Plague Plague" so deal with it.

I've tried to give some hints as to what Bergman actually is. We'll find out in Season 11. How did she come about though? When I started getting those plot ideas, I wanted a character who was an evil scientist lady that would definitely not have been used yet. Metroid Other M was a great resource in that regard because I know our resident Metroid fan prefers to avoid using things from that game, evidenced by him suggesting I used the Ferrocrusher for Deb in Brawl 8, so I took that game's scientist, Melissa Bergman, and adapted her for ZFRP. The "Agent Black" codename she ended up using towards the end of the year was inspired by Iconoclasts, a game Chao has talked about and I've seen videos of. Long story short, there's an angry special agent in that game who opposes the player; her real name is Madeline (probably why I accidentally called Berman that a few times) but everyone calls her by her code name, Agent Black.

I really enjoyed having her there when it was revealed that Screenslaver was a member of the Delegation. Integrating that into Melissa Bergman canon was a great boon and I hope y'all will enjoy her in years to come.

Looking back, she's a lot like a Doktor DeMonde except she got to do monster stuff full-time instead of sticking to medicine.

Zilla: The Curse really WAS a neat way to introduce all kinds of random concepts. I threw the Zilla species into RP as a way to give Bergman a cheap, expendable, Zerg Rush-style kaiju she could create and make a lot of to use as her own henchmen. The one fought on plot put up a pretty decent fight, I think. They'll be back.

Shin Godzilla: Not including Zilla, the kaiju design for Shin Godzilla is, in my opinion, the most radical departure from the traditional Godzilla design. The weird-looking larval forms, the shriveled forearms, that stubby mouth with the chaotic arrangement of teeth...all of that to me just screams "something went WRONG", and that ended up being the basis for Shin Godzilla: a Godzilla clone that was pulled out of the oven too early and still ended up being a serious threat. Skeiron claims teleporting Shin Godzilla away was a victory, but I consider it more of a tie.

You haven't even seen his final form. ;V

I've enjoyed throwing kaiju into RP, but I've always fretted a bit about putting GODZILLA into modern RP. He made a few appearances in the early years and a cameo during Halloween Creep, but I've been reluctant to try putting him in as an antagonist, because one way or another I think the outcome would be unsatisfying: either he goes in at the power level I think he has and is a disappointing draw of a fight or he gets defeated because that's what happens to antagonists. Shin Godzilla gave me a way to have Godzilla be fought somehow and be powerful but with an avenue where it's okay to me to have Godzilla lose - because it wouldn't be GODZILLA but a faulty clone.

He's still out there in Antarctica though. If you felt like you missed out on fighting the final form of Shin Godzilla, just...um...wait a couple years, okay?

Chimairamon/Kimeramon/That Digimon That Was Greymon With Some Other Parts Bolted On: I don't know the proper way to spell this guy's name. Anyway, I threw him into Sheep's Digimon plot as a way to participate and be another Doctor Bergman creation to show she'd been playing around with Digimon after finding out they existed. He might've been neat to bring back for future events, especially after Bergman wasn't able to create flesh and blood monsters, but Sheep wrote a great death scene for the icky bugger. Combine that with him existing solely for that event and I was happily content to let him be dead.

Yohane/FAY: I'm pretty sure Chao's told the story of how Yohane came to be in RP. Now to tell my more-complete version of it.

I don't know if Chao was just getting into Love Live or if he'd been a fan for a long time, but he was sharing Love Live images with me over Discord and wanted to show me his favorite from Sunshine. We got to discussing her a bit and wondering how she could be squeezed into RP. I'd already had plans for some new characters and was reluctant to take more on.

So initially, my first idea for Yohane was that she was actually Koakuma using magic to disguise herself. Olympia, having heard about these strange Kobber people, would have news reporters camped outside for awhile, hounding anyone who even looked like they might work for Zoofights Corp. so Koa would use a disguise to be able to slip in and out of Valhalla without being hounded by reporters.

I'd later watch some clips of Yohane to see what she was like, particularly a dubbed version of her introduction in her native series and a "All instances of Yohane in Love Live Sunshine" video where she was constantly correcting people on her chosen name. So she was quirky and Honoka's friend. Great. I decided she could be her own character and began thinking of ways to actually be a character and not just Fallen Angel Yohane purple prose, because writing that would be boring eventually.

Purpose prose and insisting on being called a Fallen Angel do not a character make, so I slowly started to think of ways to make her more interesting. She lives in Olympia; what does she do? She does computer stuff. Great. Cornwind having Dawn look into who a Fallen Angel Yohane was gave me the perfect opportunity to plant some reveals without having to go into detail about them, so she was a hacker.

Yohane was kind of latched to Honoka, so when the Bubble Bass crisis arose, I had the chance to do more with Yohane and tie her into the overarching Curse plot, by making her FORMER Curse. She got out of the organization prior to Season 9 at some point but hadn't forgotten things, so she came out of her rabbit hole a bit. I'd originally envisioned her just flat out quitting the Curse like she would a normal job, but then Janga was introduced, so later in the season I had to do a small retcon saying she'd faked her death with computers convincingly enough to not be hunted down.

The computer hacker stuff also gave her reasons to go on plots sometimes! She wasn't a fighter; she'd done Shrapnel training, but c'mon. I think I threw in a mention that she'd been a Shrapnel for a whole one day before becoming noncombat Shrapnel. Anyway, hacking gave her a reason to go on plots like the Subway Scandal and Don Genie's tower where tractor shenanigans...were not kind to her.

I think she ended up being one of my best characters this year thanks to not relying on Honoka to be around for interactions and keeping the Fallen Angel Yohane prose to when it would be funny or when she needed a coping mechanism. I can barely even remember her actual first name is Yoshiko, Chao and I have been just calling her Yohane for so long.

My one Yohane regret is her interaction with the M Bison finale. It didn't feel organic that she'd somehow be able to hack into the exact spot where the fight was a minute or so after learning about the fight at all. Oh well. She'll be back for Season 10!

Mosasaurus: Not sure where else to take about her, so why not here? Originally appearing in Brawl 5 as interrupting the Brawl, I still enjoy the fact that my rejected Secret Fiter eliminated one of my actual entrants, Waldorf and Statler. With InGen shenanigans happening, I couldn't NOT bring her back in some capacity. Even though she couldn't go to Olympia itself, she was a good McGuffin for my Curseplot and helping to expand upon why Zeldoten kept capturing dinosaurs. Not much else needs to be said about her except that despite what some fan-made Mosasaurus size chart says, she's not 100 meters long.

Hatate: She's a Touhou. I brought her in for the sole purpose of doing my Brawl votes because I'd known at the end of Season 8 that Moltar was joining Brawl 9. She was convenient for a gag during the finale of Lodgeplot. I briefly considered her for the Curse for the sole purpose of a Curse member doing some votes, but she didn't really add to the Curse as a whole, so...just there to vote. Good job, Hatate.

Wildfire/King Dice Plot

Originally, I'd planned to do two plots: one for Wildfire and a smaller one for Zeldoten. They would have had some overlap but were intended to be separate plots. In hindsight, I think it worked out for the best. The Zeldoten plot would've been meant to highlight her past a bit more, but there's not much that hasn't already been talked about before. The one big revelation there was was that her parents essentially sold her to a goddess in exchange for eternal vitality. A scene I never got around to writing was a flashback where Zeldoten was negotiating with one of Draco's agents, revealed to be Emma Drachen, to go to Earth and spy for him, going through a portal to Earth moments before Malizza and Gujarek attacked and were scared off by dragon form Emma. The one Zeldoplot event that did happen gave me an excuse to make a callback when she fought Eadis to a job she took in Kuwahawi to find the missing lightsaber of Keiran Ijaat.

With the Wildfire/King Dice plot, I wanted to do something that wasn't so...dire. Something that wasn't affecting too much of what was happening, just another small group of villains doing little evil things while doing their best not to provoke the Kobbers, because they'd get smushed. Unfortunately for them, while they escaped the notice of the Kobbers (even after that time I'd meant for them to pay attention to King Dice) they were being chased by a different hero, Eadis, who tried very hard to be a genuine super hero with a secret identity. Turns out having a character with a secret identity is tough to do in RP when you have both identities hanging out in the same place at different times. Pitohui did it better because Elsa Kanzaki only ever did her shows and stayed in her room except for one of SK's plots. So I eventually just had Zeldoten blurt it out to go ahead and get rid of that.

Nothing in particular got CUT per se, but

Eadis/Wildfire: Eadis was, I admit, an attempt to come up with a character who could take over as my "main character" for a few years so the Zeldoten crew could take a year or two off from being in the thick of RP. I think I did an alright job of portraying her as a young woman new to her profession and having doubts about it while not having her be a total idiot about it, no matter what Joy says. The rivalry she ended up having with Joy was a good avenue to show that she was trying hard to do things right even when she sometimes felt like she'd screwed things up. Her encounter with King B on Day 1 was a nice way to introduce her and show right off the bat she had some idea of how to be a super hero while not being perfect about it too; I remember Cornwind had some funny commentary on her that first night.

I kicked myself every so often though because I feel I was inconsistent with how powerful her fire abilities are supposed to be and how naturally heat-resistant she should be.

Malizza/The Swarm Master: I think I overemphasized how villainous Malizza actually was in her Character Bio. At some point I had it in my head that she'd be an actual super villain while living in the same apartment with Wildfire and having them acknowledge each others' secret identity, but aside from chasing Zeldoten a few times, she didn't do a lot of actual villainy. I could've talked about her in the Curse section, but she didn't really do much for the Curse. She helped fight the Ravage once and watched the Brawl with them. In hindsight, I think I would've just not included her in the Curse if I'd known then that I'd have guys like Vic and Robbie in there. If I ever use Eadis and Malizza in some other RP, I'll try bringing back the super hero/villain roommates schtick.

She's effectively Eadis' best friend/social worker, hanging out and encouraging her to do positive things with her life by day and chasing after Zeldoten to take her soul by night. I enjoyed RPing her even though AFAIK she didn't make a big splash with anyone else. She did bad things and knew she was doing bad things, so she tried to minimize how bad her things were to other people, like when she told Megalon not to smash buildings and stuff.

Like a lot of my OCs, Eadis and Malizza were characters I made for tabletop games. Malizza is technically still in it, the game being her backstory, but we haven't played that adventure in awhile so she feels almost as abandoned as the tabletop Eadis and Zeldoten. :V

Gujarek: Goops mentioned he thought Gujarek's design was cute and I think he said he was disappointed that Gujarek was an even asshole. I liked his design too. It's cool. And he's an asshole because he enjoys killing and really, REALLY hated failing to kill Zeldoten. He was friendly with Eadis but not above manipulating her to get another shot at murder.

Megalon: Megalon's great! Godzilla vs. Megalon was the first Godzilla movie I'd ever seen and I was glad to be able to squeeze him into RP at last. He was actually cut content from Season 7 or 8, I forget which exactly, and it was great to have an event focuses around him with a cameo by the Seatopia weirdos and their dancing in togas. Chao asked me to include Cirral in the set-up post since he said he wouldn't be able to make it to the actual event. Malizza shared my concerns and deliberately held Megalon back from causing property damage and I'm glad Gigan was there to talk everyone else down from actually killing Megalon. He'll be fine.

Gyronna: Actual Pathfinder Gyronna is a Chaotic Evil goddess who probably ought to be destroyed. There's not a ton of information on her though, so I made up some new backstory for RP. When characters began expressing interest in finding Gyronna and destroying her and similar sentiments, I'd considered having Eadis go "Okay, I'll take you to her." just to see how people would respond to an old woman going "Here I am. I won't fight back. Go ahead and take me out." but that would've been a really dickish thing to do and not what I wanted to do with either Eadis or Gyronna. Even as dim as Eadis is, she wouldn't have stuck around if Gyronna had been blatantly evil and I didn't want to put anyone in the "murder a helpless old woman" corner.

King Dice: Again, I wanted kind of a smaller plot and needed an almost-mundane villain for it. I'd been watching Cuphead videos around that time and felt King Dice was a good pick for an almost-normie villain that would still be fun and villainous. I knew a few things were going to happen right from the start, like the Devil Gundam, but a problem I hadn't figure out right away was....WHY was Wildfire going after him? I took the idea of the Plavsky Crystal from the Gundam Build Fighters show (though mine is a LOT smaller) and had its powers be coveted by the Gyronna organization, but it wasn't until the day of the Wildfire vs Zeldoten fight that I had an idea of how King Dice got it and how Gyronna knew about it.

Hence King Dice went from just being a silly cartoon man to an evil, desperate deception god who stole the crystal and was using it to turn Olympia into the horror version of Toy Story. I wish I'd had him pop up a bit more often in non-event Srsposts but oh well. We got to see traces of his gang pop up doing things like attacking Joy and boxing Hibiki, but they (kind of appropriately, actually) didn't have a lot of presence compared to the Curse! I mean, if they're trying to avoid Kobbers, then we're really not going to see much of them, right?

He had a cool boss fight and died. That's more than I could've hoped for, I guess.

Just kidding.

Deb: Deb was originally supposed to have a much bigger role in King Dice plot, but I think it worked out pretty good that she ended up mostly supporting Wildfire and doing robot stuff. There's a line about Deb feeling a mom obligation to save Kaoruko (commonly referred to in Gundam Build Fighters Try as Gyanko but that nickname never really came up) as a way of setting up some stuff that would happen in plot later but never materialized. Namely, she was going to build another Gundam that I'd made a picture of in the previous off-season.



Godshine Gundam by dracostarcloudThe concept was that she would get a couple of Gunplas for her birthday or Mother's Day that were built by her sons in the mail, but they'd be broken up so she'd combine them into one Gunpla and then build an actual Gunpla. She'd use it to fight Devil King Dice and get beaten around a bit and get slapped around a bit and then her phone would accidentally start playing a message from them where they sing Happy Birthday, encouraging her to use the Super Cool Shiny Gold Hyper Mode. I'm glad I didn't end up taking that route because it feels very forced and cheesy now. Deb using a different Gundam was a better idea.

King Diceplot Finale: I wanted to really make the finale something special and show off all of my characters who'd been involved doing something to resolve it without taking time away during the actual plot, so....I spent a few hours writing up the biggest setup post I've ever done. It was definitely the longest single post I've ever done and I had a blast writing it and picking out music and finding pictures. I think the nicest thing said about it was when JRM said it actually felt like an episode of G Gundam, the source of the Devil Gundam. And like I said in Chatzy, Gyanko and King Dice teamed up to be my final boss.

Fun fact: If Noa Izumi hadn't died during SK's plot the day before, Eadis would've exploded herself into dust to weaken King Dice Devil Gundam enough to stop its regeneration and Gyronna would've had a line about how annoying it was to revive people from dust. I had some music picked out for it but it's really hard to time when you'll read that part of the post with the part of the song I had in mind and didn't want to link to two different parts of it, so it worked out that Eadis didn't have to kill herself.

I ended up tying King Dice into my Season 10 plot when I got the idea for it, because despite my best efforts I still ended up having giant robot and kaiju stuff in Olympia.

Sumidoten Plot

I kind of feel bad about this one, because Goops once told me he wasn't very sure about this pairing at first and I kind of feel like I forced him into it. I know I didn't, but oh well. I liked the idea and joked about it and eventually started teasing it during Season 8's Black Shadow finale when I had Zeldoten go back to Kuwahawi to help beat Black Shadow because of how much he'd frustrated Sumireko, using that as a spring board to start making Sumireko develop feelings for Zeldoten. It was also something for both characters to do that was specifically for them and not just tagging along on other folks' plots.

It was pretty obvious that this pairing would be official early on in the season. Goops and I had plenty of posts where they were admiring each other and didn't know why despite everyone around them knowing the score. Cornwind was even kind enough to offer to put Sumi in some kind of danger so Zeldoten could go rescue her, but we politely declined because 1. we didn't want a powerful, established Kobber like Sumireko getting captured too many times in one season (I'd mentioned to Chao that Pitohui seemed to suddenly tank in martial prowess all at once, leading to him and Hooded Pitohui giving the character a rematch with Kanade) and I'd already had plans to have Sumireko get captured later in the season.

Since it was my insistent that this was going to be a pairing, I was entrusted with the task of coming up with a sufficiently excellent story for making it official between the two. It had to be cool and epic and something that was worthy of every character involved. This is a pairing between a Brawl Champion and an all-around awesome lady, after all. I'd been planning in advance some of the more general aspects for awhile: the Valhalla recipes and the Curse would be involved, Zeldoten would dress up in a cool costume (I'd commissioned some art in advance but despite making my requests months in advance, I didn't get all of it back in time), and there would be lots of different kinds of action.

Vic Hoskins wasn't involved at first, but only because he hadn't been brought into RP yet. He eventually got to join forces with Robbie Rotten to capture Sumireko and bring in Curse muscle in a battle truly worthy of Sumireko, showing that despite getting kidnapped, it took a lot of firepower and some classic Robbie Rotten tricks and disguises to actually take Sumi down. Throw in some Shrapnel and some unwitting bait like the Beagle Boys and I had an excellent kidnapping plot.

I think I tried way too hard to squeeze in lyrics from "Africa" to the part where Zeldoten showed DeMonde the ransom note. But I enjoyed that part anyway. Fun fact: this was delayed a week because I'd forgotten I'd let DeMonde be captured by Midwich and Del delayed the rescue event. Goops and I agreed that if it got pushed back again, I'd just swap DeMonde for Teacups in the dialogue. Anyway, I did some collaboration with Goops prior to actually posting it for Dana dialogue, but otherwise unless it was in a post by Goops, I wrote it all myself.

One of the most important things about this event was music. I'd been playing a lot of FF14's first expansion, Heavensward, prior to Season 9 and I fell in love with the music. They used variations of a single theme for a lot of the town music and some of the boss fights, so I knew that I really wanted to use it as part of this event because it was a cool, heroic theme.

Robbie Rotten was a great choice of villain I think. He'd gotten really popular in memes and frankly I don't think he gets enough credit for all the work he put in Lazytown trying to...do what he does. I haven't actually seen any of the show except We Are Number One music videos, but he does a lot of work for a guy in a place called Lazytown. I loved finding ways to use lines and ideas from the video without just directly copy-pasting them, like using raptors for the Dream Team instead of guys dressed like Robbie and rewriting the song for his Brawl effort.

Deadly Duplications was a great contributor to this plot as well, making it possible for Zeldoten to have a super realistic decoy of herself and the recipe book, two great ways for her to demonstrate a lot of her sneakiness that she doesn't generally get to show off in regular RP since there's rarely call for her services. I even checked with JRM to make sure "doesn't fall apart until opened three times" was a specific requirement that Elliott could make a duplicate do. We never DID see it actually dissolve so maybe it will crop up again someday.

The Dream Team was another great challenge to write, a trio of enemies she couldn't sneak past easily so she would have to outmaneuver them, using her powers and abilities against a pack of capable hunters that would rip her apart in a straight fight.

Big Band got to be the final labor in the trials of Zeldoten. I've always considered Zeldoten a stubborn person, a trait learned from her mother, and this was to be the ultimate test of just how stubborn she could be. Deprived of her alchemy and her weapons, armed only with her wits and claws against a walking mountain of brass. With no way to win in a fight against him, Zeldoten would be forced to stall and take a lot of punishment, a cruel one-sided battle with no way out. Except Zeldoten gave herself a way out.

Per Pathfinder rules, for every skill rank a character has, their familiar also gets. Master and familiar will have different bonuses for those skills due to things like attribute, class bonuses, size, and more, so Nibbles isn't as good at thievery as Zeldoten is, but he too is a Master Thief. He was utilized from the start in Zeldoten's plan because nobody pays attention to him. He's just a Perfectly Normal Crab and underestimated in some regards because he doesn't give interviews. But his mom knows what he can do and thus he was the real hero of the story, doing the actual work of breaking Sumireko out of the cell and removing the slave crown. Harpy was 100% on the nose with that; I'd based the device used to keep Sumi hostage on the slave crown used to control Terra in FF6.

Once Sumireko was free, there was nothing any of the Curse there could do. Nibbles took on Big Band and I told Goops to have Sumireko go nuts on Robbie. He got an ending worthy of his surprisingly-dangerous status and the nerds will live happily ever after! THE END.

Thank you all for your indulgence, especially Goops. ;p

Please let me know if there's anything I haven't discussed that you'd like to hear about.

Thursday, October 31, 2019

October 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

“Death’s in the car with you! And Death says DRIVE, HINA!”

"You're small, but not small enough to be an ant."

Professor Doctor, PhD

"GO DO IT SOMEWHERE WHERE IT DOESN'T PISS ME OFF."

Voyd had avo-... MANEUVERED away

"WAIT I CAN JUST CALL MYSELF RIPPLE!"

"...Are you mad I stole your kill?"

“Uuuugh. Studying suuuucks. Save me, Jill...”

"Could you maybe NOT use ~owooooo~ like that? It's creepy."

"I AM THE ONLY MOTH WHO MATTERS!"

there's only one solution - investigate anything and everything weird

Dismay? Applause? Only Baba knows.

Victory was sweet. And so was soda.

"Calm the frick down!"

She's Yohane!

Giant Baby Robot

That's the story of, that's the glory of, an SNK Boss.

"Right, any questions? Too bad, we haven't got time."

"We all got special powers and special brains!"

"You do realize...I'm going to have to pepper spray you now." "Ah, yes. I understand. By all means."

She hadn't found anyone of interest romantically with the Kobbers, but this old man was certainly not her type despite being a seemingly respectable man.

"I say, hey buddy, I have a cat thing going on with water, so you better knock it off!"

"We're those stupid teens, Jason!"

"I hate you." "LAUGH."

And the books always talked about smelly old boy princes, anyway.

[MOTH VULGARITY INTENSIFIES]

"Yep, definitely going to defend a marshmallow with Dr. Peppy Man-"

Ah, he would never forget that raccoon who kidnapped his puppies to try and make him lose the baseball game or something like that.

WHY DID HE MAKE THEM OUT OF WOOD

Every Elliott in Olympia... yes, EVERY ELLIOTT

"And a Ha-cha-cha-appy Halloween!"

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

September 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

"So if you a freak, then we're freaks together"

"I need the chemical bath."

"leg or no leg."

Now he's got TWO spiky legs!

But it was an awkward sort of love.

Ah yes, fridge-tipping. Me and the boys used to go out and tip fridges at night when the Sears workers had all gone to bed. What mischief we made in those halcyon days, hoo hoo!

He doesn't contest that no, there aren't any chicken mcgriddles. When the fuck.

"HOW THE FUCK AM I IN ROME?????"

Scale blades: Butterfly knife

Tapatalk is so fucking weird, you guys. 

-I'm Done Cluttering The RP Thread With My Worldbuilding. For Now-

"How dare you corrupt Slow Weather Jamz! It's the most pure and good station on Olympia!"

"You're wrecking the existential economy, you know that?"

And now you know there's a very angry eldritch horror out for blood somewhere. So, all in all, an average Kobber day! :P

"There's a party of twenty or more people with us and I'm the only one not wearing a toga. How are we not being poisoned right now?"

"Could use a gut punch right about now,"

"You chose a mode for players four, So don't insult my challenge score!"

No way he cares about these two young ladies!

"Well, we gotta finish the v-ball office tourney brackets. Then we'll get going."/"...Does this mean no Scooby Doo?"

is Dia actually just Pink Carla?

By the power of her patron god, she can be in two places at once!

Subject: Exciting news from your friends at PictureBin!

#Relatable amiright

I mean, unless you're into that. I won't judge.

"Quiet, Hekka, I'm basking."

he settled for Phoning A Friend.

there were things the Hallmark channel couldn't quite explain to her

This is not a sun-drenched tropical paradise!

"Less questions, more motorcycles!"

"All I have in my pockets are a few gummy bears and a picture I drew of me and Eternity riding a shark"

Saturday, September 7, 2019

August 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

"Hard day in the bread mines?"

"Any mean thing that calls itself a god isn't one, just a big bully with a big...hurting thing or two! So we beat them up!"

"THIS UNIT ADVISES FREEZING THE EXCESS BREAD UNLESS YOU ARE PARTICULARLY HUNGRY FOR ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF BREAD IN THE COMING FEW DAYS."

"You're weeeeeeird" she calls teasingly at Koa's retreating form.

Joy pets them both, provided they're okay with it.

"...this is actually dangerously close to my eyeballs, but, uh, rule of cool, yo diggity doggo."

Jilly Jilly Bo Billy

"Awful son is right! I feel like I just did this world a favor"

-TEAM "PLEASE DON'T RUIN MY APARTMENT AGAIN, SHEEP"-

(Thank goodness I had my book of swears around the world handy :P)

"I was gifted with a glorious amount of self-possession and belief"

Bernard just leaps out of the tree

"...Yay!" She threw her arms up and squeaked happily

"A scrapyard with some weirdo? Sounds like it might be fun."

"I'll take 'em down with my bare han- dssssshnnnghngnghhhhh!"

"Can Bioroids get drunk? yes!"

"I've had almost five whole minutes to read the case files so LET'S DO THIS!!"

"I wanna see people's faces when they see this thicc hologram babe hanging off your arm!"

"Hey Fay, wanna make a baby?"

"Maybe not great that I'm that used to that...."

Damn it, Gina, stop being so sloppy, aaaargh

"Not immediately squishing Inch High", "Not dumping Inch High in a hot coffee cup", and "Not exceeding three shorts jokes while speaking with Inch High"

"You seem a lot older." "...I will take that as a compliment."

“Thanks for the free data, idiots!”

Codename: TECHNICALLY NOT A FULL CURSE MEMBER

She's giving the Donald Duck glare to the TV.

BONK.

"You guys want birdseed? I could getcha birdseed!"

"Honk everything!" The raccoon clutched at his ears.

They're already very anime.

Robbie Fuckin' Rotten

Thursday, September 5, 2019

July 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

"..Something's going to go wrong, isn't it..." "It suuure is, my fellow narrator!"

Today she just looked like an extra from a Tim Burton movie instead of a Hot Topic Elemental.

"What do you know about Gunpla?"

-LIGHTHOUSE SQUARE, EXCEPT FOR REAL THIS TIME-

The thrill of F-Zero is second only to that of golf.

TODAY ON HARPY RP (Z)

the big space station that probably wasn't going to even attempt a Motley-Byers Loop.

But you CAN trip over your own feet and land flat on your face.

but he revved his engine at Jason-3 and said "Hachacha!"

(See Big Bar Brawl 9 Edition)

"...It'd be real nice if it wasn't a cow that turned me into a vampire, so I could actually ask questions."

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAL TO THE THEROPOOOOOODS!

THE CHEESE WARS HAVE BEG- Nah

"I just saved the women's restroom from being a logic puzzle. How's your day going?"

If it wasn't some mystical artifact, she'd MAKE it one!

It's just jam and cream, but it's the thought that counts.

"YEAH YOU GO MOM YOU'LL KICK HIS ASS IN NO TIME but save me first"

"No pee."

"... Guess I better learn to love cheesbreads, huh."

“... I haven’t seen you eat or drink anything since May.”

"Heheh, you missed that one! Try another!"

'And As The Yeast, So She Rises'

"No, we can't use it to project your anime."

"Noooo come baaaaack I didn't get to inject you yeeeeetttt"

Look, this killed someone once.

"You can't go to a drinking gym or take drinking classes!"

There are only two Sumirekos.

"Stop being you and start being useful."

ACTION! LOVE! MORE ACTION! GUNS! ALIENS! EVEN MORE ACTION!

"You gonna sit up there and spin some discs your whole life? God, how freakin' boring!"

Kotohime just rolls with this.

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

June 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

Jay Elbird, despite appearances, does not have a bear cub hanging off of his chest.

DAMN IT THATS THREE SWORDS TOO MANY.

By the barest sliver of luck her spine and skull hadn't been pulverized in the tumble down

"Ouch! I didn't know you had a strong opinion on "wound"."

"YOU IGNOBLE, IMMATURE, IRRESPONSIBLE DUNCE!"

The dragon stops invading the squad car’s personal space and leaves.

"Sort of like orderin' a custom cake, except, you know...I hurt bad things I don't like with 'em instead of eatin' 'em."

Giselle just didn't like any bread enough to commit

Man, that's not cool! They're making it harder for all the real princes who need help!

"YOU WOULD THINK I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO. I MEAN, I DON'T, BUT"

"The Doghouse doesn't need to sparkle everywhere and neither do we."

"So...........do you like fire?"

Weenie hut Jr's

"ANIME GIRL... OR BOTTLE?!"

Lesbian Expert Dr. Hong Meiling

"I've seen stupid's face, taken orders from stupid"

"Oh hey! I'M a long distance combat!"

"My name is Sunshine Emerald Willow!"

"It's like that 'Step Four: Profit' meme except every single step including the last one is blank."

"It's not made by the ACTUAL Gino!"

Elliott finally opening his eyes and seeing the smoldering lot where once he had a location.

Dennis, too busy sweeping up wood chips, doesn’t notice any of this.

THE BRAWLMINATI

OOPS! THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Kalcyon thusly observes that Komachi... is not breathing.

"OH NO AHHHHHH I GIVE I GIVE..." Joy fell down.

C E A S E  T H I S  A T  O N C E

Zeldoten winks and takes a bite out of Cirno's head.

Jinx is no longer blowing things up.

"Hi again! Can I have a Bad Touch?"

Monday, June 10, 2019

May 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

Baba has not yet been judged by society.

The most advanced killing machine to come from Solis curled up instead to catnap.

Cyberpunk Mariachi Music

"Are ya telling me to be disappointing?"

"I'm Jill, that girl who just gave the donuts to the hungry elf"

“I will have your sexiest drink”

Battle 2: SOME GUY IN A ROBOT SUIT

"Think I'll head there instead since I'm gonna die in a few hours."

A wild goth appears!

Muscles!

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFiddlesticks"

Nasty Crimeson

"Hope you have a great dayARGH"

"Does she even know what dates are? Or kissing?"

"This is our day, horses!"

Val knew nothing of the nonsense that was regular and very real here.

"that's the fourth wall that fell down today."

(I didn't pick the name.)

"Get back inside or I'll come over there and murder you to death!"

"Guess I gotta go fuck myself."

"Take it from someone who scant minutes ago intended to cut you open and see what you truly were made of"

Pizza Pasta

Impulse buys. What're ya gonna do?

they could hear her barking happily over the screaming and thumping.

"One of these days they’re going to overdo it and make Theodore or Denise or someone cry.”

"also there's an old man who talks in riddles and doesn't eat pizza."

you would be forgiven for thinking Sonic Man was here.

One of the troopers prods his afro to make sure he didn't die.

"It’s what we are. A nice, normal town full of nice, normal humans."

"Within the next couple weeks you should be able to eat your own head!"

A raccoon sat on a toilet.

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Offseason 2018-2019 Ticker Quote Archive

Wrestle for him, peons!

Koa is the greatest girlfriend of All Time.

That reception hall is going to look very orderly until a bunch of Kobbers Kobber all over it.

"That's what makes it an ice battle and not a skin battle!"

"And I'm still Shimmer!"

"...What now?" "Now?"

"BAD TOUCH! ONE BAD TOUCH PLEASE!"

"Ssssh, Mai, you're confusing our crab."

Just replace the kid with Prinnynaut and you get the idea.

"Who's running the circus over on that planet?!"

"at least I'll forget about it during the honeymoon."

"...Thank you Vince. I actually did need that slap upside the head."

"Sometimes I'm a beautiful maiden, and other times I'm a guy with a horse head."

there was nothing she could do aside from put on those tacky Shine Sprite shirts and shades with Luize

"LOCAL BRAWL CHAMPION DIES BY HUGS."

“...I'm sorry,” he said, “am I supposed to understand any of this?"

Winked out like a candle. Like a candle that when put out made a loud, garbled, and entirely artificial clicking noise made by someone who had clearly never encountered one in the wild.

And by hit on, she had mostly stumbled into it in a fit of angry tears.

Also: Punch Drunk. GET IT? DO YA GET IT??? I MADE A FUNNY.

hype for a Spinosaurus

“I-I’m a bunny Santa!”

"Chocolate milk. For Christmas Eve dinner. What are we, five? Where's the alcohol?"

Before he could finish, he was met with more nerf darts.

"Hey, hey! At least wait until I'm IN the ring to try and knock me out!"

“…You lost presents,” Jaz asked, eyes narrowed in suspicion, “in space?”

*RIP Maiden, died of kindness*

she can tell these are nice, quality rocket skates.

Before the lull in the conversation could become awkward, Cyrus suddenly stood erect and practically shouted.

Martian psychic therapy

DurianDinosaur: ...welp, guess i'll die RaymooFan: JUST like the dinosaurs.

"what if... a bunch of islands... but they weird?"

Dr. Philo Kalcyon, accomplished chemist and biologist, until the accident.

"You haven't even met the cookie-eating dinosaur yet."

A hand pointed at aformentioned door. "Go on. Fuck off."

"the Omnisoda Incident of 2018"

If there was ever a place for a dinosaur to live, this was it

They are notorious for getting exclusive items and then not stocking them in high enough quantities.

"Come on, come on - just 200 more words..."

“...she can list all the Russian emperors off the top of her head,”

"This is how you do it. You take the weiner out"

Space was big. Really, really, big.

"Eh, nah." Rachel bit into her

with a yellowish stain and the faint fragrance of alcohol

The baby made a noise she hated.

"you didn't dress me up like an aquarium threw up on me."

"But that was us going into space!"

"Sadly, faith doesn't have a Tinder equivalent"

"Oh bugger oh bugger oh bugger..."

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Happy Birthday, Labrys


“Happy birthday to me…”

Set out the nice dishes.

“Happy birthday to me…”

A candelabra for some mood lighting.

“Happy birthday dear Labrys…”

Straighten up her dress and hair a bit.

“Happy birthday to me…”

And a few moments later, Ringabel walked into the Planeswarden HQ’s cafeteria in uniform, though a bit disheveled from being in meetings all day, just as Labrys was putting dinner – an order of meatloaf with mashed potatoes for each of them with a bottle of Ardea’s best wine – onto the plates.

“I apologize for my tardiness, my dear, but the Council is never one to act rashly, even when it comes to a yes or no answer,” Ringabel sighed, kissing his robotic paramour on the cheek. “You look lovely tonight.”



“Why thank you,” Labrys answered, blushing slightly. “It’s a present from myself.”

Ringabel frowned. “I didn’t forget, you know.”

Labrys smiled and kissed his cheek. “I know. You’re a busy guy and there’s not much shopping to be done here at HQ.” She took a seat at the table and poured them each a glass of wine. “You’ll make it up to me.”

“For certain. ‘twould not be becoming of a gentleman not to celebrate the birth of his lady, however the circumstances of it.” He raised his glass to toast. “To another year of your radiance and timeless beauty.”

“To another best year of my life with you.” Labrys said back simply, klinking the glasses together and taking a sip.

As the two dug in to their mostly-bland meal in the less-than-romantic setting, Ringabel began to share the exciting details from his last mission, the amazing intrigue and feats of daring that were the meat-and-potatoes of any spy thriller without any of the minutae - the paperwork to get permission to investigate in another jurisdiction, the report detailing every action he took, the boredom of traveling between planets aboard a commercial vessel to remain incognito - spilling into the tale. Labrys snorted when Ringabel spoke of several lovely ladies eager for his attention while on a stake-out.

“Bring ‘em home next time, I dare ya,” the android teased. “They’ll jump out the airlock when they see your sock pile.”

Ringabel chuckled. “It’s not as big as it used to be since Duer came back with Clownpiece,” he claimed.

“Speaking of whom, I’ve almost got things set up for Dia’s team and the Komodo crew to go into Olympia,” Labrys reported. “It’s a good thing I don’t NEED sleep because that’s a lot of people who will be going in and out of the city and back onto the ship.”

“They’re lucky to have your help,” Ringabel smiled. “How was your day?”

“It was good,” Labrys said, pouring herself another glass. “Slept in until 8, watched the highlights from the newest SweetWings gaming stream…”

“SweetWings?” Ringabel quirked an eyebrow.

“Koakuma, the K.o.B. librarian has a gaming stream. Mostly just her playing something while talking about gaming news. Nothing too exciting except she gets amazingly salty playing Tetris 99.

Anyway, watched the highlights, then I forced Dawn to have cake and ice cream with me.”

“She’s a very formidable woman. I’m amazed you could ‘force’ her to do anything.”

Labrys winked and waggled a finger. “She has a weakness: I threatened to sneak in while she was away and have it with her kids instead.”

Ringabel laughed as Labrys continued. “We talked a lot of science, I helped her park the Teapot in a good spot around town, and then I visited the new hotel. It’s not technically open, but they’ve started taking reservations.”

“Magnolia Arch is working there now, is she not?” Ringabel sipped his wine. “It might be worth stopping in to see if she makes coffee properly.”

Labrys finished off her dinner and smiled. “She learned from you, dear. If her coffee’s bad, it’s your fault.”

“So it will be,” Ringabel sighed dramatically. “I think we have time for dessert before I must return to those ever-exciting council agendas.”

“The gelatin is supposed to be simply divine,” Labrys agreed. “So is the Chocolate-flavored Pudding, but…” Labrys winked, her eyes literally glittering.

“But what, my love?”

Labrys leaned forward and planted a kiss on her boyfriend’s lips. “I just got word that the Council is adjourned for the evening and…well…I’d say I’ve got a present from you to unwrap, but…”

She got out her phone and showed Ringabel a picture that turned his face bright red. He began to stammer, shocked at what he saw.

“Yep. Arrived this morning from Eternia,” Labrys confirmed, putting the photo of the Bravo Bikini away. “And you, lucky man, get to help me put it on.”

Ringabel stood up like a rocket and cleared his throat. “Well, seeing as that is the case, it is quite the shame that so many Council issues will remain unresolved tonight, but this too is quite the important issue to look into.”

Labrys whooped as she suddenly found herself swept up in the arms of the capable Planeswarden officer, mischief in his eyes and a large, charming grin on his face. She grinned herself, eager to keep her birthday going.

“Speaking of looks,” she said, chuckling gently. “That uniform of yours is gonna look better on the floor later.”

With one more kiss, the two retired for the evening. And that’s all you need to know about it.