1st: Komachi took everything very seriously, including other people’s spines.
2nd: "Maybe one day, we'll split the difference and I'll go to school with you."
3rd: He was criticized once and fucking died.
4th: "You are pure. I don't want to break that."
5th: On the downside, no singing of sea shanty type songs either.
6th: A gigantic slinky snake - truly an absolute chonky unit of a toy
7th: "Daddy, I want to be covered in olives!"
8th: "...Tattoo Assassins? My god. We have standards!"
9th: Gooper Blooper
10th: "all on account of chicken."
11th: The liberal handing out of pizza was likely to blame.
12th: "That's not exploring, that's just looting!" "But that's what we were doi-" "It doesn't matter what we were doing!"
13th: OHNOMAN!!!
14th: the real Val is horribly aware
15th: "I would have called you first but then I was told a story about a sad girl who ate so much dirt!"
16th: "I, for one, have nearly acquired a taste for stale, three-day old reheated slices."
17th: "If it hadn't been her, it could've been Kogasa or Kogasa."
18th: "And cute! Is! Justice!"
19th: "An octo-lie." "...metachrosis." "..." "..." "Mocktopus."
20th: AN ISLAND WHERE WHALESTRAND'S LIGHTS ARE VISIBLE
21st: "Your estimated monthly food budget for your department is five hundred thousand dollars." Attami blinks slowly, raising a large sandwich to her face. "Too low?"
22nd: At least you have a banana!
23rd: Toots and doots
24th: “Let me begin by telling you how my dear twin nearly got us killed in a pizza shaped death maze...”
25th: "MARCH 7TH. I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BETTER THAN PEPPERRIDGE FARM."
26th: "No no...Just a sobering realization I know next to nothing about trains."
27th: "Will you stop if I feed you a cherry pop tart?"
28th: "Wow. It's like this ad was made just for me. This is my ad etc etc."
29th: "...why the moon?" "VARIETY!"
30th: "Violins and birds, huh? All we're missing is Attenborough."
31st: the rare thing known as money.
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