1st: "Doesn't she know I'm allergic to social interaction without her?"
2nd: "Why, it would be..." Her lip trembled. "Fun."
3rd: "It's that rugged adventuring archaeologist, LEGO Indiana Jones!"
4th: "I'm a Level 5 Blackbird!" (slang for Ashworld magician)
5th: "... Just as I thought. Mediocre."
6th: "no one fite like gas-ton
make new frens like gas-ton
mud a-ttack like gas-ton"
7th: "Step off, Roy G. Bit-"
8th: Even the tattooes of dragons and oceans on her arms seemed half-harted, like the artist couldn't stop complaining about his home life while doing them.
9th: "Well, that's an incident and a half. Maybe even two incidents"
10th: ASTERISK THUNDERDOME
11th: "Do I not terrify you anymore?"
12th: "You look like you lost a bet." He paused. "Or won one."
13th: Goth Police Officer, Nikki!
14th: "I REFUSE to believe that Akira and Ann Kurusu have anything but the most vanilla of intercourse!"
15th: "Truly, the Romans would weep with envy."
16th: "[i]you touched The Orb[/i]"
17th: "I know what will scare him! Death!"
18th: Neither Sonia nor Nekomaru noticed Maya’s breasts.
19th: Two types of cookies? In her pocket? On an expedition? Clearly, this woman was living a life of luxury.
20th: "HA! Who’s laughing now, you fatass goth?”
21st: “Meow meow meow meow meow these are the rest of the lyrics meow meow MEOWWWW...”
22nd: "Oh, uhm, red hair? Freckles? Glasses? Transports herself everywhere by doing arcane butt movements?"
23rd: Hippo Wonderworld
24th: Spider Youkai. Why did it have to be Spider Youkai?
25th: I have no idea how bitcoin works.
26th: adding “working out” as a priority just underneath “learning videogames”
27th: "Comiendo la comida de los colonizadores, Téo. Vergonzoso."
28th: "Yayyyyy! Everybody won!"
"Vodka didn't win."
"Yayyyyy! All the cute girls won!"
29th: "SLOGGING HINEY WHINEY HORSE DROPPINGS! ARRRRGGGHHHH!"
30th: "Oh snap! Okay, fight time it is!"
31st: "Someone's armoire got turned into a lemon scent."
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