August 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

"Hard day in the bread mines?"

"Any mean thing that calls itself a god isn't one, just a big bully with a big...hurting thing or two! So we beat them up!"

"THIS UNIT ADVISES FREEZING THE EXCESS BREAD UNLESS YOU ARE PARTICULARLY HUNGRY FOR ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF BREAD IN THE COMING FEW DAYS."

"You're weeeeeeird" she calls teasingly at Koa's retreating form.

Joy pets them both, provided they're okay with it.

"...this is actually dangerously close to my eyeballs, but, uh, rule of cool, yo diggity doggo."

Jilly Jilly Bo Billy

"Awful son is right! I feel like I just did this world a favor"

-TEAM "PLEASE DON'T RUIN MY APARTMENT AGAIN, SHEEP"-

(Thank goodness I had my book of swears around the world handy :P)

"I was gifted with a glorious amount of self-possession and belief"

Bernard just leaps out of the tree

"...Yay!" She threw her arms up and squeaked happily

"A scrapyard with some weirdo? Sounds like it might be fun."

"I'll take 'em down with my bare han- dssssshnnnghngnghhhhh!"

"Can Bioroids get drunk? yes!"

"I've had almost five whole minutes to read the case files so LET'S DO THIS!!"

"I wanna see people's faces when they see this thicc hologram babe hanging off your arm!"

"Hey Fay, wanna make a baby?"

"Maybe not great that I'm that used to that...."

Damn it, Gina, stop being so sloppy, aaaargh

"Not immediately squishing Inch High", "Not dumping Inch High in a hot coffee cup", and "Not exceeding three shorts jokes while speaking with Inch High"

"You seem a lot older." "...I will take that as a compliment."

“Thanks for the free data, idiots!”

Codename: TECHNICALLY NOT A FULL CURSE MEMBER

She's giving the Donald Duck glare to the TV.

BONK.

"You guys want birdseed? I could getcha birdseed!"

"Honk everything!" The raccoon clutched at his ears.

They're already very anime.

Robbie Fuckin' Rotten

July 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

"..Something's going to go wrong, isn't it..." "It suuure is, my fellow narrator!"

Today she just looked like an extra from a Tim Burton movie instead of a Hot Topic Elemental.

"What do you know about Gunpla?"

-LIGHTHOUSE SQUARE, EXCEPT FOR REAL THIS TIME-

The thrill of F-Zero is second only to that of golf.

TODAY ON HARPY RP (Z)

the big space station that probably wasn't going to even attempt a Motley-Byers Loop.

But you CAN trip over your own feet and land flat on your face.

but he revved his engine at Jason-3 and said "Hachacha!"

(See Big Bar Brawl 9 Edition)

"...It'd be real nice if it wasn't a cow that turned me into a vampire, so I could actually ask questions."

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAL TO THE THEROPOOOOOODS!

THE CHEESE WARS HAVE BEG- Nah

"I just saved the women's restroom from being a logic puzzle. How's your day going?"

If it wasn't some mystical artifact, she'd MAKE it one!

It's just jam and cream, but it's the thought that counts.

"YEAH YOU GO MOM YOU'LL KICK HIS ASS IN NO TIME but save me first"

"No pee."

"... Guess I better learn to love cheesbreads, huh."

“... I haven’t seen you eat or drink anything since May.”

"Heheh, you missed that one! Try another!"

'And As The Yeast, So She Rises'

"No, we can't use it to project your anime."

"Noooo come baaaaack I didn't get to inject you yeeeeetttt"

Look, this killed someone once.

"You can't go to a drinking gym or take drinking classes!"

There are only two Sumirekos.

"Stop being you and start being useful."

ACTION! LOVE! MORE ACTION! GUNS! ALIENS! EVEN MORE ACTION!

"You gonna sit up there and spin some discs your whole life? God, how freakin' boring!"

Kotohime just rolls with this.