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"INITIALIZING POINT AND LAUGH.EXE. HA. HA. HA. HA."
gatorade (red)
No matter where she lived after the season, or what she did, she knew nowhere would let her have her own petting zoo.
"Caw! CAAAAW!... Hello. Who are you?"
"Stay with me, Cookie Monster."
"Oh, god, Alternate Me is Sumireko."
“But... but I love the Trans-Siberian Orchestra!”
Save perhaps, for a very very quiet sucking noise.
"And that's not all! Meet the murder weapon!"
"Yer all fukkin' shite!"
"Is the vice president A DRAGON?!"
The Mellow Yellow vending machine she was unburdening herself to sat there and did nothing.
"Hey! I'm having a nice moment with my belle here, goldenrod!" "I don't care."
He was a Blood Angel.
"fuck it, cowboy time."
"I-I can't eat anything made by a MURDERER!"
"Any you'd like to share? Greasy places, I mean?"
"Those darn Waddle Dees are in my way! The day cannot save them- and we own the Night!"
"The worst part is, I still don't know if I like candy corn or not!"
And then cake. Yay, cake!
And sheep shearing. And cobweb gathering. And weaving and weaving and weaving...
"I can at least make every effort to be ... not forty three is blackbirds on a shelf looking into seven roads by seven and one behind."
Ignore the OHOHOHOHOHOHOing in the hallways. And the flower petals.
You may think I'm pandering to the audience, but nothing could be further from the truth.
"Are there nukes in here?"
A tiny ship is peirced by lasers and falls into a potted plant.
She smashes through and into the floor. It was a hologram.
BECAUSE YOU'RE GARBAGE!
"W-w-wagh"
"Hey! I said, 'you're safe at last!' Get back here!"
"?DISNEY'S HALLOWEEN TREAT?, I CHOOSE YOU!"
"You'reanadultYou'reanadultYou'reanadultYou'reanadultYou'reanadult..."
"...SPAAAAACE HEROOOOOOOES SOLVING PROBLEMS WITHOUT KILLING ANYONNNNNNE ALSO NO TORTURE"
"touching my sister caused him to burst into flames."
"those are your legs, right, you're not borrowing them?"
But it's five dollars from a middle schooler!
"FREE JACKSON HOWARD! FREE JACKSON HOWARD! GET YOUR FREE JACKSON HOWARD HERE!"
"I would explain, but I missed my falling lesson this morning!"
"THE HUMANE SOCIETY ALLOWED ME A SPECIAL AUDIENCE TO PLAY WITH THE TINY PUPPIES! WHY HAVE YOU INTERRUPTED THIS IMPORTANT TASK?"
"i am my own original character, jingle the puss puss"
cocoa nut juice
special guest Appule
Queen Parsee, ruler of Dronetopia, pulls up in her chariot.
"Can you make it fancy and wrap it in some Christmas lights?"
"Meh Burger's made me forget there are words for things having taste!"
"I HAVE FOUND THE NEXT GENERATION THING."
All Kappas are friendly, adorable, and helpful
"That woman was wearing actual peaches."
"I have acquired the oyster, and with it, the world has opened up to me."
“I... but... that... wh...”
"I'm not surprised that the drug robots made it."
"Don't you have anything better to do than discuss your work with stuffed animals?"
"Who am I? What am I? Am I me? Who's me? What's me?"
"HE'S AN EGG"
he stomps on a tile that opens the
Fighting all your old friends can't be that different, right?
"Store-bought? I'm not THAT low on cash."
"For we are here to destroy-" "The world?" "What? No! We are here to destroy your chances of winning the championship!"
"Now I just sit back and wait for the part where I'm showered in fried chicken!"
"We were helpful! We were helpful!"
"What'd ya do this time? Do I need to expect the cops again?"
MOM?!
"Squid monsters always have mind powers."
"YOU THINK YOU CAN HIT ME?...Oh, you did hit me."
"...Yes, exactly. 'Nother scorcher'."
"Ah, I see. She didn't come here to be moralized at, but she had no problem lecturing us. That's just adorable!"
Frisk, stop holding that sign up over his head. That's rude.
"I hope the hospital has pudding cups!"
"Keep it up like that, and I won't go full little-league coach on you again."
DK SMelS
Kasumi looks at the turnip with a bit more respect.
"Luckily most our investors were dead or evil, or both"
"I’m a Batman-Ironman Hybrid." Codd adds for no discernable reason.
shining blue marble of frustration
"my beloved masculinity has been shattered"
"Finally we can beat Jeffrey and his stupid puma!"
"I'll make sure to evaluate you fairly and critically. ...So don't expect a vote."
They probably just wandered off to do nerd shit and make nerd noises.
"But the black tentacled porno store say no!"
"You're truly are irreplaceable..." "So Tut-Tut, the replacement's all lined up, right?"
"It's good to finally be able to embrace my inner nudist!"
...'cause yeah, it still exists...
"YOU SAID I COULD TEAR YOU APART!" "I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D DO IT!"
worst mistake of its' life: It stole Kisume's bucket.
What if... Sonic Man WAS Niles Nemo?
dump a body on her lawn to get her to heal the person
It was time for more fighting over pits of gravel.
By the way, Tank is alive.
"I still spend my waking hours powernapping"
Then, with a flourish, she tried to conjure some super magical trademark weapon. When that didn’t work, though
she sheathed her sword and shimmied in satisfaction.
He’s not thinking about the toy – it’s the same as every other one they’ve ever sent him
black egg-shaped monoliths
poured himself a drink in memory of the robot - although he immediately forgot why after he'd downed it.
"Thatcher's is piss in a bottle!"
She could admit when she'd had a bad idea.
Joshy had never stopped driving.
"Big,
Ribbit!
-Froggy"
"setpehn,
hahahaha you shacked up with thle lgorillaz guitarist you sly motherfucker
have a ccoholatve fountain because i htave like fucking ten dof thoose
i'm svery drnufk
drik"
"and you," he went on, pointing at the still-laughing Murdoc, "look like the grandma that got run over by a reindeer."
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