October 2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "Wiggle!" That's all Wiggle says

2nd: "You got NO respect for the etiqutte of golf! None! Zilch! Nada!"

3rd: but this wasn't some attempt at french kissing himself!

4th: She has mastered the art of making completely normal phrases sound extremely unnerving

5th: "aaaaAAAAAAAAA!!" Democurus came screaming out of the theater, trailing popcorn and gumdrops. "IT WASN'T SWEET AT ALL!!"

6th: Pokemon Trading Card Game Island isn't real. It can't hurt you.

7th: Chloe Clothesmeister (I don't have a last name so uh I made one up??? Sorry)

8th: "ACHIEVE RADICAL AUTONOMY THROUGH ANGER!"

9th: "You heard me, Albatrus! Get lost!"

10th: It's not easy to go from 'having a nice time eating chicken pizza' to 'surrounded by a raging storm while stuck in a lighthouse'.

11th: "best friends don't dream about killing one another."

12th: "She's so much more interesting dead, it's like a gift I gave her"

13th: Order Snake- Zoot-zoot

14th: (I get the feeling some really chaotic music ought to be playing right now.) Like this? (Yeah, like that. Thanks.)

15th: Pétard comes from the Middle French péter, to fart

16th: Hell Corgi...IS ALIVE!

17th: The Gospel of Bullets, Gabriella

18th: ...Eh, he can build another room, anyway. Clearly.

19th: Alex honestly looks dangerously smug right now. Worryingly high smug content. Beware her.

20th: Margit has the incredible ability to open closet doors

21st: At least it entertains the Munchkins

22nd: she shouldn't have to help being taller than her (Even though she could) and it really didn't matter much anyway (Although it did.)

23rd: "I knew that, it was just another one of my hilarious joke-a-dokuros!"

24th: The lightning struck...the lightning rod on the caretaker's domicile. Come on now, can't be THAT cliche.

25th: "I never feel quite myself when woken up early."

26th: "Bweeeh, I'm so soggy," cried the corpse

27th: It's like trying to run Doom on a McDonald's menu computer.

28th: "I had to use my cute human girl form"

29th: Plus, that was so anime, you guys. The most anime.

30th: Right now, Vivian felt... Vivian felt... Cool.

31st: "I always wish I could do more for everyone, but if I'm inspiring people to do that much," Miyoi titters happily, "Then I'm happy to have done my part so well!"

September 2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE?!?!"

2nd: Everyone turned to her in shock, startling her. "Hey! I don't mean that for real!"

3rd: "What chaos can I chaos up today?"

4th: Shiina's proclamation may almost sound cool, but the effect falls flat a little as she hands Olivia a browned and ragged old scarf

5th: Dias is not the only one making a surprise comeback!

6th: "Oh." Well. That's unfortunate.

7th: Diplomacy had never been an option when pizza was involved.

8th: "My best friends dad was in a vampire sex cult."

9th: ♩ When there's something strange, on a hot rampage ♩ Who you gonna call? ♩ SHI-RA-BE ♩!

10th: Karma the Alligator must really be eyeing his thighs up today.

11th: "SHHHHH."

12th: Oh god, Dia can and will fight god for Hel. She is not the aid we thought she would be. Asgard is doomed.

13th: "Sometimes the codenames they assign us are absurd. This is not one of those times."

14th: "I think I'll go meet boys and maybe get some tattoes"

15th: she made crowns out of flowers and ate a lot of eggs.

16th: "that's had 107 chances to kill the Moon and whiffed every damn one of them."

17th: Boss wants to be weird? Not their problem.

18th: "Illuso get your stand out." "Why me?" "Because I took the call the last few times"

19th: "Nobu!" "You read my mind."

20th: "I think The Great Fly just took you on a ruse cruise, doll."

21st: "...MEN LIKE YOU, TAKE ALL YOUR MISTAKES, PUT THEM TOGETHER IN A PILE, AND CALL IT...destiny, darn it, he's run off."

22nd: "deal with Cucumber before he decides to dry himself the old fashioned way-THAT WAS NOT AN INVITATION!”

23rd: DALI book club!

24th: she poked her and realized Isabelle was dead.

25th: right now, she was content being a hot goth skeleton

26th: "I do get peeved sometimes," she admits reluctantly, "but I'm no umbrella"

27th: She asked herself in a single sad kazoo like note.

28th: The elf healed him anyway

29th: Maybe she doesn't have the speed and endurance to simply cover the whole battlefield in eastern skunk cabbage.

30th: Oops. He got sidetracked. Crim laughs

August 2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "WEREWOLVES ARE COOLER THAN VAMPIRES, YA GONKS"

2nd: The Hole (tm)

3rd: "COMING THROUGH" "BEEP BEEP! HONK HONK!"

4th: "That dork?" Jon looks behind him as if there would somehow be someone even dorkier than himself there. "Oh! I'm that dork!"

5th: worried sick over Vrock being more dead than normal.

6th: "Ow, heck. I forgot pain hurts."

7th: "Who would win: a bunch of very angry Kobbers, or, one old bag with a gun?"

8th: Hell Inc. has rustled the Kobbers' jimmies once again and they surely won't stand for it!

9th: Garlic Man calls out as if he was some police officer

10th: #Number15GravediggerFootLettuce #owned #ImHungryForEqualRights

11th: okay, fine, Martha is here. Nobody invited her.

12th: "Wouldn't you rather have something like Virility instead?"

13th: choosing to be a part of Kobber life instead of just being dragged like a barnacle on a ship

14th: The iconic (kinda sorta) Whalestrand establishment

15th: He hadn't been able to contact her, but he'd literally yelled at the water

16th: "Did you just kill the pope?!"

17th: "Shower the pope! Shower the pope! Shower the pope! Shower the pope!"

18th: "but what is a god..." Leviathan straightened up, running a hand through her hair. "...without a devil to oppose them?"

19th: "I hope she doesn't think I'm a coward. I am, but I don't want her to think I am..."

20th: Dawn's setup was rather idiot proof, because she had to deal with a lot of idiots.

21st: "What fun is everything going according to plan?"

22nd: "THIS IS A CHASE SCENE!"

23rd: "I bet he's worried sick about... how FINE I am since I was shot! I'm TOO fine, he says!"

24th: "hmmmst". Coinkydink? Possibly.

25th: She burst out, dead on her feet but beyond happy with herself.

26th: "...I'm not dumb, I can see that you're a skeleton..."

27th: Somewhere, Dawn Cosineau felt deeply annoyed, and didn't know why.

28th: "It ruins my mysterious allure to give away my tragic backstory so easily"

29th: "I mean, I'm gonna kick your ass, 'cause you kinda need it. But I'm gonna be forthright about it!"

30th: "...Besides, you're so terrible at hiding you're a vampire. Like, really absolutely awful, dude. You turn into flying bread in front of everybody. C'mon."

31st: swim away, Useless Goddess, swim away!

July 2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "Good afternoon. Can you please get me down from this goddamn tree!?"

2nd: Well... at least she didn't look to have a vitamin D insufficiency.

3rd: What SHOULD this restaurant cluster be called?

4th: Kobber merch you could WEAR? Clearly, this will get Chloe all the customers she could ever want!

5th: "I am my own monster! What a boon this was"

6th: "Could you cut it out? I was enjoying having rights"

7th: "And, it goes without saying I suspect, you are NOT going to use cocaine. Ever."

8th: "order the Angry Miyoi"

9th: "You want to play the BEST pickleball, don't you?”

10th: Sinful had to accept he could not assassinate this landfill

11th: thanks, Zed! He’s sold! Where can he sign up?

12th: "Don't thank me yet. I didn't say a good word!"

13th: She spent the euro on a Cherry Croak.

14th: "Wowww! What are all those HEAAADS?"

15th: The hype was real.

16th: Vegans, don't look!

17th: "No dinero! Where's my burrito?"

18th: "Worse? But who the hell dumps their entire collection of the Beatles on somebody?!"

19th: "THIS ISN'T A DRIVE-THROUGH" "FUCK YOU"

20th: "I didn't know you knew I liked (or possibly pretended to like) chiffarobes!"

21st: Pale Death launched an actual, honest to god Friendship Beam at Attami's chest

22nd: weaker than MAGIC. pathetic

23rd: "Downside is, you start roaring like a t. rex and craving BBQ."

24th: "breasted boobily off into the abyss"

25th: "...Umu." It was a joyless Umu

26th: No hot guys 0/10

27th: ". . . Goodness, Better Bob!  Keep mentioning her  :buttz:and we'll lose our sponsorship!"

28th: "Snikasnikasnika, you're going DOWN Edgar!"

29th: "She can stab them. Or slash them. Decapitate them." "Kourtney, that's violent."

30th: "We aren't going to say we're fine, because being able to say we aren't is a novelty!"

31st: "Just, please no rampaging monsters this time."

June 2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: Well there's the danger!

2nd: "I know my teammates have just gotta be awesome, because I'M awesome. Alright?"

3rd: "Are all hot springs like this? I'd like mine with less wolves"

4th: "Ah. I see." Duriel nodded and lied.

5th: "What a sad creature you are, you ambulatory starfish."

6th: Piyori uses 'weeb' as a term of endearment, you must understand.

7th: Nikki- Goth Therapist

8th: Roman is here

9th: There is a burp as Kaydence realizes she's drunken too much

10th: The owl had made a critical error. It had assumed

11th: But time is of the essence? She'll kick in some doors.

12th: Actual Real The Devil from The Bible

13th: What should one do when confronted by falling meteors in an enclosed space? That's a question to which Isadora has no answer

14th: The Brawl Champion's Mentor. No, the other champ. The Other OTHER champ.

15th: "...why does everything you say sound like a move trailer one-liner?"

16th: "I wasn't aware you had become an expert at identifying Shirabes."

17th: "1 Terrae if he wins." (That's not a typo)

18th: her emotional support landfill

19th: "So, let's go-go-gashadokuro!"

20th: "It was great, even if it does feel weird to tower over a bunch of kids at a party."

21st: "Pukin's a good job mate. It's honest work."

22nd: Lieutenant Farstrike (Shas'vre Vior'la Sha'Vah, if you forced him to be formal)

23rd: "It's to feed uncultured heathens like you!"

24th: Crim's breaking rules and making sure to keep everything away

25th: Given the task of describing Maomao Zheng, one could employ many words. Freckled, for instance.

26th: Blanche is missing her head

27th: "When the whale's away, the Kobbers will play. Or at least order Smurf and Turf."

28th: ♓︎

29th: The FLYING DOOR KNOB TECHNIQUE, greatest of martial arts

30th: "Honestly! I expected better from a Ravensky!" "What, being less dangerous?" "No, being MORE dangerous!"

May 2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: She didn't want newcomers to feel alienated, so it didn't say Welcome Back.

2nd: They can talk if they want to, but they don't have to. Such is the way of the big lady.

3rd: "Now there will be violence." Julia Ravensky

4th: Sheep's favorite Attami attack -NECK BEAM!

5th: "So, uh… I got nothin’ else except ‘it’s fine’. Might give a better answer later, I dunno.”

6th: "We were doing the "saw a person in half" trick on stage one night when things went wrong..." "The theater got hit by a tornado."

7th: Iliesh looked confused because she was.

8th: it was one of them fancy, self-playing pianos. Obviously.

9th: "...And anyway, that's why we can confidently disprove the existence of original sin. Any questions?" "Uhhhhhhh... a lot."

10th: French in France

11th: "Do you feel represented in society?" "There is very little umbrella opinion factored into lawmaking!"

12th: Peko grimaces as she sees that nobody else has put down a cow. Now it'd be weird.

13th: The north was inhospitable and uninteresting.

14th: "I demand a list of animal crimes!!!"

15th: "Fine. Give me the fucking drugs."

16th: "Ray-dee-OH-laaaaa~"

17th: "Next time, just turn into a loaf of onion bread!"

18th: Lostelle TKO'd - by RESPONSIBILITY

19th: "I hope it doesn't taste like an old man!"

20th: The orb refused.

21st: "Reya, I think we're going to have to kill this bear!" Isabelle called behind her. "...Darn!"

22nd: and it wasn't even a real face

23rd: "zat horrid purple influence that has zem in its' grasp." "That's a terrible thing to call Gamecube."

24th: incredibly light beer

25th: "Paid in bones, paid in money... spend money ON bones!"

26th: "CRRRRIIIIINGE!" She accused

27th: "Fuck." It was a good epithet.

28th: No amount of swears could solve this particular problem Kisha caused.

29th: "I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR BIG STUPID CHIN!"

30th: Puck is alive

31st: "What violence?" She asked, tensing. "Violence violence." "Fine, but what sort?"

Off-season 2023-2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 November

1st: Boring but considerate.

2nd: "Six months ago, did any of you imagine things would turn out this way? I certainly didn't."

5th: "Your favorite thief came prepared! I didn't just walk into my death!"

6th: "Or we can enlist you into the Planeswardens for 24/7 fun," Juan said with a mischevious grin. "Paperwork included~!"

7th: Raihan hates the cold.

8th: A large kitchen, originally for practicing to humiliate the Kobbers

9th: Pizza V- No, it was something else now

10th: "Ho ho HO! MERRRRRY Whalestrand! HOOOO hoho! Merry WHALEstand!"

11th: And that was when things would go horribly wrong for the both of them.

12th: COMING 2024: WE FINALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT KOGASA

13th: "If she heads for the arch, we'll just let nature take over. But I think we need to play wingman a little more."

14th: Yes, it had taken a bit of time, but, Mutsumi had found Cornifer

15th: One World. And One Ocean.

16th: He stuck out his tongue at her and she pulled down her eyelid at him, the both of them giggling

18th: Adeleine looked behind her and it finally registered how alone she was. 

19th: “Why can’t we just go to the place in the normal world?” Ghiacco complained. “Because"

21st: “Are you taking a bath inside a coffee mug.”

22nd: IONO used BITE!

23rd: When Dannick touched her elbow she blinked like a surprised cow

24th: Except Loremaster. Heavens forbid Loremaster finds out about this.

25th: "Whalestrand has buses?"

26th: ...and what about the cat?

27th: Life. It was strange. Why not keep it that way?

28th: "Winter without winter! Coming to the world soon, just beyond the mountains!"

29th: "Rolls ain't gettin' warmer, but come tomorrow. That coin and seed will be awaiting you!"

30th: "Hello. I would like to order... a story. And also food."

December

25th: "Hashtag Love Not Getting Knocked Out By Jerks."

31st: The Scarecrow sought wisdom, and in the form of attacking people for it

January

3rd: “Not Crim’s son, just Crim”

11th: She had a bad feeling about what had just happened even if she didn't know the specifics...

26th: "Oh- A fun fact. There is no actual difference between Monkeys and Apes"

28th: Hel said, spreading her arms in a T pose.

February

1st: Despite having moved out and now owning a lair, Violence had never really left

3rd: "...Hmmmmm. A social media feud. A classic. "

12th: Important with a capital I.

17th: "I always have this axe with me."

24th: The drunken monster gurgled, finally understanding, and tried

March

2nd: "Getting away from here feels normal, does it?"

13th: "Good morning, my large sister."

16th: as usual she wasn't wearing pants.

17th: "Shit's pretty"

18th: That's really everything, but, your honour, she is balling.

26th: "Hey! Listen! I got a lot of cash and my face is on the internet! Follow that boat!"

April

4th: Some called her The Bitch

10th: "We're lucky this tale's got anything close to a market-friendly happy ending."

18th: “What the fuck happened to you?” Formaggio asked, interrupting a tense game of Uno.

26th: "But I got lots to whine about!" PSP said grumpily

28th: “Kaydence, protest this slander.”

29th: especially considering The Daughter (see: The Daughter)