October 2023 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: <3PuppetPrincess<3

2nd: "Can we have a ball pit, and can I be the keeper of the pit?"

3rd: "Boogity boogity boogity, LET'S GO RACING!"

4th: I will not say I told you all so. Mostly because I didn't.

5th: "It's not the wild west where the Kobbers of the past just stormed villain lairs without any provocation."

6th: "I did not have a 'half-baked' backup plan."

7th: Then Kindra just gets up again, very bruised and very tired. "I'm gonna need more milk after this"

8th: Aqua had a good idea

9th: It's the dark girl for the dark season.

10th: Cheese Kaiju, Yuna

11th: Vicky - yes, we're calling her that now

12th: "Awoooo! The Pizza Werewolf is here to take a bite out of criminal actions!"

13th: "That means it's probably all bullshit, Burnin." "Oh!"

14th: Needless to say the implications are grimm

15th: Unfortunately, this wasn't the start of a performance of a lifetime, it was just garden variety attempted murder!

16th: Max may be having the time of his life, huffing the significant amount of copium provided by turning into a massive eel

17th: Francine can't help but smile. For once, she's gonna be the wildly effective one!

18th: "Tulpa?" Sounded like some sort of chupacabra to Yuuma

19th: Love you~ <3

20th: "...I saw chaos everlasting and I kissed her."

21st: MALP-Hatten

22nd: "Yes! Lanterby only fights dragons from [i]the underworld[/i], not from outer space!"

23rd: Could start a Sentai team out of it. Repetitive Sentai V-Ranger.

24th: "SPANKO!"

25th: Lanterby is looking at her phone in bewilderment.

26th: Samhain is then teleported three miles away, if only so he would shut up.

27th: The paw does not curl.

28th: THE OCEAN IS AT PEACE

29th: Ridley, Kraid, Mother Brain, and Ridley 2: Ridley Harder

30th: "But now, we need to celebrate. With..." "Oh no." "ANIME NIGHT!"

31st: "I come in peace... with a piece of pizza that is!" It's the Pizza MARTIAN!

September 2023 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "A DRAGON DUCK, IT WILL BE 1000% ACCEPTABLE"

2nd: "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PONDYEATS AT EVERY CORNER, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"

3rd: "How wonderful! I appear to be in some very beautiful danger!" Cleopatra announced in his bubbly tone

4th: "Don, don, DON! IKKI TOUSEN~!" ...if only he'd stop saying things like that.

5th: "We just went to this evil carnival, like a... carn EVIL"

6th: Otherwise, he drank water and some of the 'special tap'

7th: "It was me, Gab. She was dressed like me."

8th: PIKKU APPO TORAKKU DA

9th: "HALFAMAN!" "MONKEYMAN!" "PIGMAN!" "PIZZAMAN!" "FROGMAN!" "AND TOGETHER WE ARE... THE SENSE OF WRONG ALLIANCE!!"

10th: Despite the fact they'd all told her to her face, directly, Reya couldn't see that most of the Cobbers thought she was batshit crazy

11th: you wouldn't want to... poke the bear! *rimshot*

12th: "In other words... We're going to become a little more marketable."

13th: "And Nath... thank you for being my horse."

14th: "...I had to quit my side hustle because it turns out my boss raised me for like six months then ditched me in the desert"

15th: "What's wrong, Grizz?! TOO MUCH TO BEAR?!"

16th: "That wasn't hard to describe! It was just dumb!"

17th: Old Agama had some issues, huh.

18th: "All in favor of declaring today International Cheeseburger Day?"

19th: "I will not dismiss your contribution to Tiny Blob Jail"

20th: "Dammit! That's way less pleasant than a goo bear!"

21st: Always have backups if you lose fingers

22nd: "too much Smurf, not enough Turf."

23rd: Demo could climb up. Or he could not. He really could not care which.

24th: FANCY BUT USELESS. STEALTH CAPABILITY IS ZERO.

25th: it is, of course, Metalla.

26th: "You've never known love, have you? It's always fear, or anger, or sadness... Well, taste this! The love, the friendship, the happiness we all have! This is what makes us special! This is what makes Attami special! THESE ARE THE FLAVORS OF A KOBBER!"

27th: Chuffy didn't have laughter programmed in yet.

28th: A couple of sailors. A huntress. A ranger. A pair of assassins for hire. Normal stuff.

29th: TELL HER YOUR SECRETS, ROCKS.

30th: "This is what I get for bringing a guinea pig to a warzone..."

August 2023 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "Only then will Ginny forgive you (that's me, I'm Ginny)."

2nd: "Being a ghost is a win-win except that you're dead!"

3rd: "You were just some nerd if I remember right. With a lotta FUMOS."

4th: "Man, aren't you glad that we have such reliable characters like Dinobot and Extender here in Whalestrand."

5th: A third, incredibly miserable part of him reminded him that he could not speak English

6th: Could she stop having her life loosely allegorized by birds? Please?

7th: "What." She said instead of asked.

8th: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MOOSIC 786

9th: the vein of Polly Pocket (which is still being made!)

10th: "Where are you?! I feel EXPOSITION coming on!"

11th: "an urchin in a lobsterpot"

12th: There was a landslide atop of Mt. Chip

13th: Anyone want roasted crow?

14th: "just stick around the city a while. I'm sure something horrible will happen"

15th: “We are all going to shit down her throat, Duer.”

16th: "Flash with light. He's eccentric and showy, but not THAT much."

17th: The cry, a scream to the heavens from the 90s

18th: Things had gone to shit. What, you expected otherwise?

19th: "FREE DINNER AT PONDY ROSA'S AT @6 PM! COME FOR A DAY OF GOOD FOOD AND COOKIN' AND MEET THE MASCOT, ROSIE!"

20th: chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate(?)

21st: Don't give your narrator that flack. Tonight started with Garfield on the television.

22nd: "DAMN IT. ZIPPED."

23rd: "some people just think of me as 'the glutton robot'." she says, slumping a little.

24th: the attempt to keep a stiff upper lip turned into an unrestrained giddy smile

25th: underlined and stated in all caps [u]NO INCENDIARIES[/u]

26th: "I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING STINKY!"

27th: It didn't stop the tears running down her face. "FUCK!" Neither did that.

28th: "Don't sub to that on your panjo's credit card~"

29th: she's not ready to say "I WANNA KISS TORN ON THE HECK DANG LIPS"

30th: [[Cunga-Z-ero]]

31st: "But Iliesh is so [i]old![/i]"

July 2023 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "For a slap fight between two women who ought to have known better, it was a nasty tussle."

2nd: "...so that poor ostrich died for nothing then."

3rd: POWER RULZ, DREAD DROOLZ.

4th: "Well, well, well! It all circles back to torch that resides in our hearts, or the lack of light and warmth, perhaps, very likely; possessing behind our eyes a need for capitalism."

5th: "Rev up those fryers."

6th: War of the Ratses (and bugs too, I guess)

7th: "...BARBEQUE."

8th: "NO MORE SEA BASS! EVER!"

9th: Don't worry people at home though: the bear totally has it coming!

10th: They then promptly cheer harder at his immensely heroic act of killing a woman who had sausages and a stick.

11th: "Has everyone been eating well? Did you handle the order load okay? Did we receive any complaints? Lanterby didn't injure anyone did she? Is smurf and turf still on the menu?"

12th: "Don't you fucking dare try to tell me this is a coincidence."

13th: "N' thaf KIF FOME AFF!"

14th: "Nice score, Beckett! But I'll SPARE you the details!" she giggles. "Wow, every pin! But I'll SPARE you the details!" she tries again on the next spare. "SPARE me the details..."

15th: Clownpiece was the hero the world needed as she had a Juicy Juice to spare!

16th: Stephen (Insertlastnameherelater)

17th: "Why are you still running?! Stop drop and roll, you dipwad!"

18th: "This is MY house, I don't NEED pants! Now shut up and pay attention to me!"

19th: "Your secret love of disco is safe with me."

20th: "...oops." "OOPS?!"

21st: His rigging is powerful

22nd: "Not to be rude, but are you making any money yourself?"

23rd: "Any plan should have more birds"

24th: "Hit him again."

25th: "If someone lost a red and green pinwheel striped umbrella, they found it in their washroom."

26th: Circe T-posed

27th: Unto who would fall the task of updating Krakenspine's Wikipedia entry?

28th: Both gin AND tonic

29th: Saccharae swipes March's card. THE CONTRACT IS SEALED.

30th: hoppingu (Japanese for pogo stick)

31st: "Okay, chat- OH GOD MY BACK. A-anyway."

June 2023 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: BG - Before Graveler

2nd: obnoxious (but mandated by restaurant law) birthday song ritual

3rd: ~DANCE~

4th: "Babies don't get idol jobs for a reason."

5th: Silcoon does not move. He does not move.

6th: "What happens when an unstoppable troll meets an immovable edgelord?"

7th: "Right, do saltshakers have gender or an ingrained sense of toxic masculinity ingrained from a distantly patriarchial-"

8th: Pinsir? I hardly-!

9th: an authentic and legitimate Blooper

10th: Snailport Hime. No hard feelings!

11th: "YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!" "I KNOW I DON'T!"

12th: "CRIPES this is just WAY too much sugar. I think I gained ten pounds looking at it."

13th: Sacred Ash, imperfect, looking rather like it is an object in a videogame to which the wrong texture had been mistakenly applied

14th: It's a quiet day today.

15th: although as usual she wasn't wearing pants

16th: Your job for now is done, Dr. Blooper.

17th: Big Muscly Arm (with claws)

18th: Darn the inconvenience of being perceived.

19th: "Straight up stinky."

20th: The "and it's not illegal for you to grab" running through her mind, she keeps to herself.

21st: STRANGE PINK MONSTER (Frankenberry)

22nd: "There are maps at the entrance, you poor bug, what are you doing?"

23rd: In the restaurant today, it is Hibiki Tachibana! And Hibiki Tachibana! And ALSO... Hibiki Tachibana!

24th: a fucking ghost-powered lawn mower would be a true thing of beauty.

25th: WARNING: Slight Lewd

26th: Magilou nearly choked. "What?!"

27th: Skeiron in disguise.

28th: "I've still never touched the smurf, though."

29th: She cut off at a loud sound that was either a tornado siren or a Italian man

30th: "Hmmm, wet fire."

May 2023 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: Komachi took everything very seriously, including other people’s spines.

2nd: "Maybe one day, we'll split the difference and I'll go to school with you."

3rd: He was criticized once and fucking died.

4th: "You are pure. I don't want to break that."

5th: On the downside, no singing of sea shanty type songs either.

6th: A gigantic slinky snake - truly an absolute chonky unit of a toy

7th: "Daddy, I want to be covered in olives!"

8th: "...Tattoo Assassins? My god. We have standards!"

9th: Gooper Blooper

10th: "all on account of chicken."

11th: The liberal handing out of pizza was likely to blame.

12th: "That's not exploring, that's just looting!" "But that's what we were doi-" "It doesn't matter what we were doing!"

13th: OHNOMAN!!!

14th: the real Val is horribly aware

15th: "I would have called you first but then I was told a story about a sad girl who ate so much dirt!"

16th: "I, for one, have nearly acquired a taste for stale, three-day old reheated slices."

17th: "If it hadn't been her, it could've been Kogasa or Kogasa."

18th: "And cute! Is! Justice!"

19th: "An octo-lie." "...metachrosis." "..." "..." "Mocktopus."

20th: AN ISLAND WHERE WHALESTRAND'S LIGHTS ARE VISIBLE

21st: "Your estimated monthly food budget for your department is five hundred thousand dollars." Attami blinks slowly, raising a large sandwich to her face. "Too low?"

22nd: At least you have a banana!

23rd: Toots and doots

24th: “Let me begin by telling you how my dear twin nearly got us killed in a pizza shaped death maze...”

25th: "MARCH 7TH. I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BETTER THAN PEPPERRIDGE FARM."

26th: "No no...Just a sobering realization I know next to nothing about trains."

27th: "Will you stop if I feed you a cherry pop tart?"

28th: "Wow. It's like this ad was made just for me. This is my ad etc etc."

29th: "...why the moon?" "VARIETY!"

30th: "Violins and birds, huh? All we're missing is Attenborough."

31st: the rare thing known as money.

2022-2023 Off-Season Ticker Quote Archive

 November

1st: There were already fewer regulars in this morning, even accounting for hangovers.

2nd: It's not just a celebration. it's a chance for change.

3rd: "Those guys with the VROP and the VRIP and the VOOPITYDOODAH"

5th: "Do you need me to taste test our new line of juice?!"

6th: She wanted to say, "I raised your son, he's a nerd and he married an alien girl who's just as much of a nerd."

8th: "Someone hasn't been reading the McNews!"

9th: "And hey, maybe I wouldn't be a good housewife, but I'm a pro homebody"

13th: "Damn, you're just a crazy anime protag then! Woo!"

14th: It's Mole Monday! But as you can tell by the topic we're mentioning this in, it's a bit of a special one!

15th: "We'll all be there for you. If we need to absolutely ruin their lives"

16th: "Let's get a globe today and make this happen!"

17th: "It would appear that the estate was promised to the Brume community. I do not intend to rob them"

18th: no makeup (...okay a LITTLE makeup)

19th: Komi in a social setting. That was his moment of weakness

20th: The dang doofy dumbasses (aka Duer, Damien, and David)

21st: "Are we going to peer pressure each other into proposing?"

22nd: What a mess. You can see why Bernard ran away to begin with.

23rd: You forgot about her in that darn coma after all!

24th: "And if you can't move, that's why they invented video games."

25th: Then again, there was no coda in laws for 'had their evil eaten, so all their crimes are rendered moot'.

26th: Why NOT a Nobu?

27th: Boss really didn't want to become the actual boss

28th: The Archchancellor was a curious man. He enjoyed a good Curiosity.

29th: The Lord is still dead.

30th: "You will now kiss the bride." And so they do.

December

25th: "...What, was I supposed to take my eye out?"

January

5th: "Hey, wanna say something for the camera?" "What? I- um, well- h-hi mom?"

17th: Florin helpfully contributes by scarfing down a can of fish

24th: Kaydence hated the Tebbies.

25th: LOOKING UP OLD TOYATA PLANT RECORDS 4 GIRLS SHARP TEETH 

February

1st: Next was spending a couple days in Milwaukee

4th: It's the least energetic trash talk you have ever seen.

19th: "YOU MAKE-A FUN OF THE POOR PIZZA MAN, EH?"

21st: Kaydence Roberts, twenty-five, cracker of the Blackwall, destroyer of civilization

March

2nd: she had discovered a love for the tuber.

8th: "...You mentioned the Kobbers." "Oh no. No way."

17th: "...no," he added, with a smirk, "I will not let you live that down."

20th: Neo Neos!

21st: “RIDE ‘EM IONO”

April

5th: "...You don't pay me to watch anime with you." Beck says, before Edgar shoves a couple high-denomination bills at him. "I do now!"

7th: If no one maintained it, this little house would

10th: No need to call me captain, that went down with the ship.

14th: "You know it's haunted, right?" "Of course we do!"

18th: "My calendar has enough on it without this meeting running over its allotted time."

23rd: the Dixie woman had point-blank asked Kaydence if she wasn't some estranged daughter of hers, the end result of some drunken fling on another planet.

29th: dead men don’t get to have opinions.