When your sword doesn't fit in Starbucks @Clashmarsello
"They can not not not not not not not not not know the truth."
"Can't pummel Monoxide without speeps."
"What happened to bad guys like Halley who at least TRIED to look cute?"
“Yo, Earth to Miu, I wouldn’t be so sure they’d wanna let you get all up in their junk,”
"Can we please name it something else?" "NO!"
Make a spicy, spicy, spicy meal. One that will make her regret being born.
Talk about a slow start.
Mega Awesome, Great Inspector Chubby Kitsune
"Or we could fuckin' punch him"
“Fuck it, I’m takin’ a nap.”
u jerk
"U don't scare me, Slaystation and Sintendo."
"There's no time to explain. I broke in because I have to"
The Radical Goat actually did something this time
In this case, that's... Nitori throwing a cucumber down the trapdoor to see what happens.
well, let's not mince words - it is her face.
"my peepizzizz"
"Be careful, it's an important hand!"
Boom.
another fucking Bob Bifford clone
"YOU'RE DEAD?! Oh no!"
"puppy puppy puppy puppy puppyyyyy"
GO PACKERS
"RAAAAAAAAAAGH" cried a sledgehammer
no rules in this battle… save for the ones enforced by the referee
UNH UNH TEAM SKULL
"it's all dumb CGI and puppets now."
"S0rry. Did- were you painting me?"
chocolate candy artillery strike
“FIREPROOF ROOOOOOOOOOBE!”
Thursday, November 2, 2017
Monday, October 2, 2017
September 2017 Ticker Quote Archive
"...Ha ha. Can I go back in and try again?"
bug enthusiasts
"Well... in for a penny, in for a Kuwahawi Local Currency Denomination."
TEAM JASPER ATTACK.
the brilliance of I. M. Meen
S L O W W E A T H E R J A M Z
"Laser boobs? That I'm not sure what she means."
It's Chiharu and Hecatia! The help Oboro didn't ask for!
Little Miss Welcome Heart Hell
teh corpaoration was her life
"Now go! Step into my glorious face!"
"I guess that makes anger her bad Habit."
"Aw, nuts. I hate being st-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
"The Spy was going to backstab a pair of pants today."
Yay, hospital.
"Well, listen here, bud - I'm the Ass Cop."
"Canada, oh Canada!"
'even I had chosen instead to lay down on a couch, pick my belly button, and watch Netflix all day, that's still "special"'
...a Grubbin?
"The fuck's a tongus? Sounds like some porno thing."
"...Ordinary people?"
"Now get out of here before YOU MAKE ME VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Skull Isle was never the same, not after the One Woman Army attacked.
Julius eats the pizza.
"What could possibly go wrong?" "Are you doing this on purpose?" "Yes!"
And then the murders began.
"Okay... first order of business, inspect Theodore."
cruising through the sky like a flying saucer that REALLY needs to go to a car wash.
"Well, if I gotta beat up a lady, I gotta beat up a lady!"
"I COMMAND THEE TO GROVEL BENEATH OUR PHAT BEATZ!"
bug enthusiasts
"Well... in for a penny, in for a Kuwahawi Local Currency Denomination."
TEAM JASPER ATTACK.
the brilliance of I. M. Meen
S L O W W E A T H E R J A M Z
"Laser boobs? That I'm not sure what she means."
It's Chiharu and Hecatia! The help Oboro didn't ask for!
Little Miss Welcome Heart Hell
teh corpaoration was her life
"Now go! Step into my glorious face!"
"I guess that makes anger her bad Habit."
"Aw, nuts. I hate being st-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
"The Spy was going to backstab a pair of pants today."
Yay, hospital.
"Well, listen here, bud - I'm the Ass Cop."
"Canada, oh Canada!"
'even I had chosen instead to lay down on a couch, pick my belly button, and watch Netflix all day, that's still "special"'
...a Grubbin?
"The fuck's a tongus? Sounds like some porno thing."
"...Ordinary people?"
"Now get out of here before YOU MAKE ME VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Skull Isle was never the same, not after the One Woman Army attacked.
Julius eats the pizza.
"What could possibly go wrong?" "Are you doing this on purpose?" "Yes!"
And then the murders began.
"Okay... first order of business, inspect Theodore."
cruising through the sky like a flying saucer that REALLY needs to go to a car wash.
"Well, if I gotta beat up a lady, I gotta beat up a lady!"
"I COMMAND THEE TO GROVEL BENEATH OUR PHAT BEATZ!"
Friday, September 1, 2017
August 2017 Ticker Quote Archive
"Oh, for- what do you want?" "You to go away!" "Deal."
"Does 'occasional glimpses of a murderous bear demon' count?"
"I don't know how turtles work!"
the Morgawr
“...oh. There's a Vince in this dimension, too.”
Sonia summons a paper bag
YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO, BRO? LET'S FUCKING DO THIS-Oh
"...I like the sewer."
"Agh! Value tongue GREATLY MUCHLY!"
Only ten hours remaining, too, the lousy sniper.
"Owen is interesting!"
Is penny forgery a lucrative venture?
"Yeah, hentai gauntlets"
"They were likely only trying to maim us."
"BATTLETOAAAADS!”
"Oh well... you've ruined everything again!"
"It's Jacob! Or Jake, if you wanna swing that way!"
"Was that science?"
"I'm not your snacks ho!"
The one error is that it matches her eyes and hair.
She looked like a cookie.
Monoxide? Halothane? Might as well name your villain Tralphium!
"Ah yes, reports of her death have been... well, not exaggerated, it did happen"
"HONK! BITCOINS ARE THE FUTURE!"
"...are we actually friends now?"
"I ONLY WATCH IT FOR THE WEATHER"
"And I think it's gonna make some amazing bank at the box office if we don't do something about it!"
The dream crew had gone to the mall.
"Horatio must live life inside plastic bagee from now on."
Well that got Gysel using a gun in a hurry.
"FOOLS! You bring me tribute and don't even think to invite me? This is . . . actually really rude of you."
"Does 'occasional glimpses of a murderous bear demon' count?"
"I don't know how turtles work!"
the Morgawr
“...oh. There's a Vince in this dimension, too.”
Sonia summons a paper bag
YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO, BRO? LET'S FUCKING DO THIS-Oh
"...I like the sewer."
"Agh! Value tongue GREATLY MUCHLY!"
Only ten hours remaining, too, the lousy sniper.
"Owen is interesting!"
Is penny forgery a lucrative venture?
"Yeah, hentai gauntlets"
"They were likely only trying to maim us."
"BATTLETOAAAADS!”
"Oh well... you've ruined everything again!"
"It's Jacob! Or Jake, if you wanna swing that way!"
"Was that science?"
"I'm not your snacks ho!"
The one error is that it matches her eyes and hair.
She looked like a cookie.
Monoxide? Halothane? Might as well name your villain Tralphium!
"Ah yes, reports of her death have been... well, not exaggerated, it did happen"
"HONK! BITCOINS ARE THE FUTURE!"
"...are we actually friends now?"
"I ONLY WATCH IT FOR THE WEATHER"
"And I think it's gonna make some amazing bank at the box office if we don't do something about it!"
The dream crew had gone to the mall.
"Horatio must live life inside plastic bagee from now on."
Well that got Gysel using a gun in a hurry.
"FOOLS! You bring me tribute and don't even think to invite me? This is . . . actually really rude of you."
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
July 2017 Ticker Quote Archive featuring The Best Brawl Quotes
HOLY SHIT I'M A PIG
"I didn't have to do anything sneaky or underhanded!"
"Don't shove bleach down my throat, please."
the United States is full of people just like Clownpiece.
"NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE, WHAT IS MY LIFE COMING TO"
he extricated himself from his own comeuppance.
for once in its' pathetic life, it stands and fights!
"C://////|@!!$!%"
"I'm [potato 3]"
"That looks completely ridiculous! I look like an action figure!"
I hope these aren't laser-lasers.
but like her panties, she gave them away freely.
"...AHA! SIEGFRIED AND ROY!"
Euryale frowned darkly at Garfield
he wasn't a cheetah and he wasn't used to it
"It will burn in the same dumpster chosen as my pyre."
"Hey Jack, how do we find a circus?"
"He uses it to yell a lot in the morning because his tummy gets rumbly because he needs food now."
"YET ANOTHER ENTIRE KINGDOM NOW FOLLOWS ME ON INSTAGRAM! MWAHHAHAHA!"
She puts her hands on her hips. So sassy!
"Twist my nipples and call me Superman."
“MEILING THERE ARE CHILDREN”
"LICKENS" says the voice on the other end.
"Please? Pretty please? I'll sacrifice myself to one of your fites laaater~"
He's the strongest of 100 orphans
den sumi and sorc kess lotses
"I'm your dancing demon, watch me twirl and hop and spin"
"BUT I'M SO COOL AND INTERESTING!"
O-Robo, however, cannot process love
"Jack, I can't just let her down..." "You will."
"I ate too much ice cream yesterday, do that doesn't help."
~
~Brawl Quotes~
Hopefully they didn’t see that bubble incident…
"You got to get in the selfie with me and the body!"
Her eyes bulge as she sees this, and suddenly she felt much less invincible.
"‘I get to be in charge just because my hair matches normal Hecatia’s hair color!’” “That was terrible.” “I know, but, I just can’t do her voice right!”
only to find himself face to face with an utterly colossal foe…Over three feet tall
“death by a thousand tiny flag stabs”
In a sad twist of fate, the Chuckster had been killed by being chucked.
John Freeman’s box had been rolling across the battlefield without a care
Yellow looking like she was ready to melt all over again.
“Are we really betraying ourself?"
Youmu had cut through the confusion.
“wow you didn’t forget I exist,”
"you ready to enact Plan Join Us in the Brawl?” “Wait, what plan was that again?” “…The one where you join us in the Brawl,"
“Wow, old games really were shit. Is it supposed to be an undead shoebox,”
"I’ll just have to swallow that spoiled salami,”
“A weapon…” SLAM! “Would be nice” SLAM! “Please…” SLAM!
“Why does it always come back to katana?”
“Why are you doing that? It made me look badass,”
“Time to figure out who this slug really is!” Mario said, pulling his fingers apart only to see his hand coated in ooze.
“Did you forget your own Olympic Gold Medalist in Strength?” Zargeesh asks. “…Yeah, kind of,”
"I didn't have to do anything sneaky or underhanded!"
"Don't shove bleach down my throat, please."
the United States is full of people just like Clownpiece.
"NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE, WHAT IS MY LIFE COMING TO"
he extricated himself from his own comeuppance.
for once in its' pathetic life, it stands and fights!
"C://////|@!!$!%"
"I'm [potato 3]"
"That looks completely ridiculous! I look like an action figure!"
I hope these aren't laser-lasers.
but like her panties, she gave them away freely.
"...AHA! SIEGFRIED AND ROY!"
Euryale frowned darkly at Garfield
he wasn't a cheetah and he wasn't used to it
"It will burn in the same dumpster chosen as my pyre."
"Hey Jack, how do we find a circus?"
"He uses it to yell a lot in the morning because his tummy gets rumbly because he needs food now."
"YET ANOTHER ENTIRE KINGDOM NOW FOLLOWS ME ON INSTAGRAM! MWAHHAHAHA!"
She puts her hands on her hips. So sassy!
"Twist my nipples and call me Superman."
“MEILING THERE ARE CHILDREN”
"LICKENS" says the voice on the other end.
"Please? Pretty please? I'll sacrifice myself to one of your fites laaater~"
He's the strongest of 100 orphans
den sumi and sorc kess lotses
"I'm your dancing demon, watch me twirl and hop and spin"
"BUT I'M SO COOL AND INTERESTING!"
O-Robo, however, cannot process love
"Jack, I can't just let her down..." "You will."
"I ate too much ice cream yesterday, do that doesn't help."
~
~Brawl Quotes~
Hopefully they didn’t see that bubble incident…
"You got to get in the selfie with me and the body!"
Her eyes bulge as she sees this, and suddenly she felt much less invincible.
"‘I get to be in charge just because my hair matches normal Hecatia’s hair color!’” “That was terrible.” “I know, but, I just can’t do her voice right!”
only to find himself face to face with an utterly colossal foe…Over three feet tall
“death by a thousand tiny flag stabs”
In a sad twist of fate, the Chuckster had been killed by being chucked.
John Freeman’s box had been rolling across the battlefield without a care
Yellow looking like she was ready to melt all over again.
“Are we really betraying ourself?"
Youmu had cut through the confusion.
“wow you didn’t forget I exist,”
"you ready to enact Plan Join Us in the Brawl?” “Wait, what plan was that again?” “…The one where you join us in the Brawl,"
“Wow, old games really were shit. Is it supposed to be an undead shoebox,”
"I’ll just have to swallow that spoiled salami,”
“A weapon…” SLAM! “Would be nice” SLAM! “Please…” SLAM!
“Why does it always come back to katana?”
“Why are you doing that? It made me look badass,”
“Time to figure out who this slug really is!” Mario said, pulling his fingers apart only to see his hand coated in ooze.
“Did you forget your own Olympic Gold Medalist in Strength?” Zargeesh asks. “…Yeah, kind of,”
Saturday, July 1, 2017
June 2017 Ticker Quote Archive
"You got it, but try not to make everything too steamy!"
"Hi is Na-mes!"
Night Light Space Guy
“No selfies in the courtroom!”
"It just looks like that crazy girl is splashing in dirty water."
Karin hurries off with a beaker fulla spit. There are some sentences I never thought I'd write.
"I DON'T FEEL CLEAAAN"
"The name of the elite genius that shall grind all of you...under their boot is none other then...GENERALISSIMO BLOODTHIRST."
The two stood in silence for a while, both looking at each other with somewhat angry faces
Byta dashes after the ball! He gets it! He brings it back! He's a good dog.
Nightmare isn't fussing. It's not doing anything at all, actually.
Find 'em, grab 'em, and chug 'em like it's the last drink he'll ever have.
"Iceland was a lie."
"YOU CAN'T JUST BUILD SOMEONE A GIRLFRIEND"
“The beer is rebelling against us!"
"There they go bleeding all over the place again. I'll go get the time space napkins
Well, that's mildly concerning.
"Ffffffknnninhhgggg ninjas where"
All she could do no was wail and wail and wail
"We will probably die. Statistically speaking."
4000 dongs
"I NEED A LARGE ROCK!"
"i love my head attached to my body."
"TAKE THAT, YOU OLD WRINKLY PICKLE GOBLIN"
"you bad at this, dawn."
she was bored over almost 200 years.
Having saved the world from her mothers, with the sign of her father, Dawn would be freeHaving saved the world from her mothers, with the sign of her father, Dawn would be free
heroine and savior of ice-creamless nerds everywhere!
"... Shit. He's wearing a bike. My one weakness."
“I think so! Don’t they, like, grow back, anyway? I dunno"
"Hi is Na-mes!"
Night Light Space Guy
“No selfies in the courtroom!”
"It just looks like that crazy girl is splashing in dirty water."
Karin hurries off with a beaker fulla spit. There are some sentences I never thought I'd write.
"I DON'T FEEL CLEAAAN"
"The name of the elite genius that shall grind all of you...under their boot is none other then...GENERALISSIMO BLOODTHIRST."
The two stood in silence for a while, both looking at each other with somewhat angry faces
Byta dashes after the ball! He gets it! He brings it back! He's a good dog.
Nightmare isn't fussing. It's not doing anything at all, actually.
Find 'em, grab 'em, and chug 'em like it's the last drink he'll ever have.
"Iceland was a lie."
"YOU CAN'T JUST BUILD SOMEONE A GIRLFRIEND"
“The beer is rebelling against us!"
"There they go bleeding all over the place again. I'll go get the time space napkins
Well, that's mildly concerning.
"Ffffffknnninhhgggg ninjas where"
All she could do no was wail and wail and wail
"We will probably die. Statistically speaking."
4000 dongs
"I NEED A LARGE ROCK!"
"i love my head attached to my body."
"TAKE THAT, YOU OLD WRINKLY PICKLE GOBLIN"
"you bad at this, dawn."
she was bored over almost 200 years.
Having saved the world from her mothers, with the sign of her father, Dawn would be freeHaving saved the world from her mothers, with the sign of her father, Dawn would be free
heroine and savior of ice-creamless nerds everywhere!
"... Shit. He's wearing a bike. My one weakness."
“I think so! Don’t they, like, grow back, anyway? I dunno"
Thursday, June 1, 2017
May 2017 Ticker Quote Archive
Robbie's t-shirt shifts again, and suddenly everything makes sense.
"Racing is a sport, so yes, I do play sports!"
“Hm... troubling lack of hot babes here..."
"Mammals are weird"
"Oi, put those down! Those are mine! Order your own damn crackers!"
Compliments, never!
"HEE HEE HEE HEE YOUR FACE."
"Work with me here, ocean monsters, work with me!"
A cruel, merciless killer - he eats nothing but meat!
"Please make the painsies go away."
"there's sort of a "no corpse" rule."
"I don't know! I'm a delinquent, I'm uncultured!"
"You suck at this, Grandma"
"Are you practising necromancy without a license?"
"Nah, bro, we just got uh... uhhhhh... Hand Tourettes. Yeah. Very unfortunate."
No skull is sexy enough to distract Effie!
"Get these dinosaurs out of my face! I want a giant gorilla instead!"
"Dolby is officially people"
"Right, off to another planet, love to your mom, bye."
She's too illi... ili...she can't read the darn thing.
Rifa is gasping for air, not gasping in surprise, due to gasping too much.
"he's been with me for years now and has learned everything I taught him"
"It'll be much more nice just to eat you and forget about the whole 'arrest' thing."
"Have you chilled blood on tap? I'll pay extra for a lime."
"Well, after the first round of screaming it wasn't so bad."
"YOU are FIZZISHIN."
Granny Sine
"I'll go in there wearing a bikini and show 'em some fanservice"
"That- I- gggggg! You can't just- I mean it's not- That's not an easy question! I can't just- hrrrgh!"
"If you need things killed instead of kissed, feel free to come back, then?"
...Is it 5,000? I lost count at 16.
"Racing is a sport, so yes, I do play sports!"
“Hm... troubling lack of hot babes here..."
"Mammals are weird"
"Oi, put those down! Those are mine! Order your own damn crackers!"
Compliments, never!
"HEE HEE HEE HEE YOUR FACE."
"Work with me here, ocean monsters, work with me!"
A cruel, merciless killer - he eats nothing but meat!
"Please make the painsies go away."
"there's sort of a "no corpse" rule."
"I don't know! I'm a delinquent, I'm uncultured!"
"You suck at this, Grandma"
"Are you practising necromancy without a license?"
"Nah, bro, we just got uh... uhhhhh... Hand Tourettes. Yeah. Very unfortunate."
No skull is sexy enough to distract Effie!
"Get these dinosaurs out of my face! I want a giant gorilla instead!"
"Dolby is officially people"
"Right, off to another planet, love to your mom, bye."
She's too illi... ili...she can't read the darn thing.
Rifa is gasping for air, not gasping in surprise, due to gasping too much.
"he's been with me for years now and has learned everything I taught him"
"It'll be much more nice just to eat you and forget about the whole 'arrest' thing."
"Have you chilled blood on tap? I'll pay extra for a lime."
"Well, after the first round of screaming it wasn't so bad."
"YOU are FIZZISHIN."
Granny Sine
"I'll go in there wearing a bikini and show 'em some fanservice"
"That- I- gggggg! You can't just- I mean it's not- That's not an easy question! I can't just- hrrrgh!"
"If you need things killed instead of kissed, feel free to come back, then?"
...Is it 5,000? I lost count at 16.
Monday, May 1, 2017
April 2017 RP Ticker Quote Archive
"God damn, you're right. We were so busy making nerd noises we forgot that sometimes we're going to have to go outside or get wet."
"We already have a shitload of girls and boys, anyway, so what’s one more to the pile?"
In short, it was pretty shit. But the Gorillaz and Stephen needed a place to stay
Gloria blushed and looked sternly at Rachel - but did not cease her wiggling.
"When you wish upon a star
I go off to drink at bars
Blinded by your false desires
It makes me speeew
Iiiif you haven't got a means"
"What happened to the sensible slacks and blouse? You look like the cover of a bad gothic romance novel."
“Be careful you don’t fall off!” Toinette fell off.
There were things Ruukoto knew, and things she didn't know. She wasn't sure where a random ranting man staggering up the beach fit into that binary
"Please, if it's food I'm after, I'd want characters more fleshed out than half the people there!"
"Wait. Dinner? What are you going to do?"
Ignoring the silly
Paradise at Ponderosa’s
"We already have a shitload of girls and boys, anyway, so what’s one more to the pile?"
In short, it was pretty shit. But the Gorillaz and Stephen needed a place to stay
Gloria blushed and looked sternly at Rachel - but did not cease her wiggling.
"When you wish upon a star
I go off to drink at bars
Blinded by your false desires
It makes me speeew
Iiiif you haven't got a means"
"What happened to the sensible slacks and blouse? You look like the cover of a bad gothic romance novel."
“Be careful you don’t fall off!” Toinette fell off.
There were things Ruukoto knew, and things she didn't know. She wasn't sure where a random ranting man staggering up the beach fit into that binary
"Please, if it's food I'm after, I'd want characters more fleshed out than half the people there!"
"Wait. Dinner? What are you going to do?"
Ignoring the silly
Paradise at Ponderosa’s
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