Thursday, August 1, 2024

July 2024 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "Good afternoon. Can you please get me down from this goddamn tree!?"


2nd: Well... at least she didn't look to have a vitamin D insufficiency.


3rd: What SHOULD this restaurant cluster be called?


4th: Kobber merch you could WEAR? Clearly, this will get Chloe all the customers she could ever want!


5th: "I am my own monster! What a boon this was"


6th: "Could you cut it out? I was enjoying having rights"


7th: "And, it goes without saying I suspect, you are NOT going to use cocaine. Ever."


8th: "order the Angry Miyoi"


9th: "You want to play the BEST pickleball, don't you?”


10th: Sinful had to accept he could not assassinate this landfill


11th: thanks, Zed! He’s sold! Where can he sign up?


12th: "Don't thank me yet. I didn't say a good word!"


13th: She spent the euro on a Cherry Croak.


14th: "Wowww! What are all those HEAAADS?"


15th: The hype was real.


16th: Vegans, don't look!


17th: "No dinero! Where's my burrito?"


18th: "Worse? But who the hell dumps their entire collection of the Beatles on somebody?!"


19th: "THIS ISN'T A DRIVE-THROUGH" "FUCK YOU"


20th: "I didn't know you knew I liked (or possibly pretended to like) chiffarobes!"


21st: Pale Death launched an actual, honest to god Friendship Beam at Attami's chest


22nd: weaker than MAGIC. pathetic


23rd: "Downside is, you start roaring like a t. rex and craving BBQ."


24th: "breasted boobily off into the abyss"


25th: "...Umu." It was a joyless Umu


26th: No hot guys 0/10


27th: ". . . Goodness, Better Bob!  Keep mentioning her  :buttz:and we'll lose our sponsorship!"


28th: "Snikasnikasnika, you're going DOWN Edgar!"


29th: "She can stab them. Or slash them. Decapitate them." "Kourtney, that's violent."


30th: "We aren't going to say we're fine, because being able to say we aren't is a novelty!"


31st: "Just, please no rampaging monsters this time."