July 2020 Ticker Quote Archive

 That's spicy, Kouta. REAL spicy.

"I did not think I would see anyone traumatized by my appearance..."

Trapped in a nightmare future where the word of Ego is law

If she was building a power station it would be the best damned power station in the Undercity

Joy was, of course, a Carnivore.

Now THAT'S a Carnivore.

War Face

"Are you… are you drunk?" "WITH EMOTION!"

"YOU GENERIC-FACED SHITPICKLE"

Eventual Big Bar Brawl 10 Ticker Archive

"Okay, look, Pom Pom was years ago. You can't keep pinning all these muwders on me!"

"Down here. No, further down. By your feet, dammit!"

The absence of the :D is strong here.

"she was a giant bee ghost who implanted mind control bees"

Running... well, walking off at high speed

"It was rated Best Drink To Get Introspective By 2020."

"I didn't say I was a good pacifist!"

"They're chicken empanadas, damn it!"

Certified Therapy Horse (tm)

"mew"

"They said "ticket" and "Olympia" on them and everything!"

"This is Burt, my husband."

"I'm white trash- from the backwoods of Tenessee"

"Actual Cannibal Koala Princess!"

"So like if Scrooge McDuck could still get it up?"

CUBONE TAKES ON THE WORLD

"hi it’s bad guy"

"It's like candy you can drink. I love sweets"

"GET DOWN, MISTER PRESIDENT!"

Blasto had told the Chili's waiter to perform the proper action.

"Yes, but... well, we don't have any precedent for an 'Explosion License'."