Thursday, October 31, 2019

October 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

“Death’s in the car with you! And Death says DRIVE, HINA!”

"You're small, but not small enough to be an ant."

Professor Doctor, PhD

"GO DO IT SOMEWHERE WHERE IT DOESN'T PISS ME OFF."

Voyd had avo-... MANEUVERED away

"WAIT I CAN JUST CALL MYSELF RIPPLE!"

"...Are you mad I stole your kill?"

“Uuuugh. Studying suuuucks. Save me, Jill...”

"Could you maybe NOT use ~owooooo~ like that? It's creepy."

"I AM THE ONLY MOTH WHO MATTERS!"

there's only one solution - investigate anything and everything weird

Dismay? Applause? Only Baba knows.

Victory was sweet. And so was soda.

"Calm the frick down!"

She's Yohane!

Giant Baby Robot

That's the story of, that's the glory of, an SNK Boss.

"Right, any questions? Too bad, we haven't got time."

"We all got special powers and special brains!"

"You do realize...I'm going to have to pepper spray you now." "Ah, yes. I understand. By all means."

She hadn't found anyone of interest romantically with the Kobbers, but this old man was certainly not her type despite being a seemingly respectable man.

"I say, hey buddy, I have a cat thing going on with water, so you better knock it off!"

"We're those stupid teens, Jason!"

"I hate you." "LAUGH."

And the books always talked about smelly old boy princes, anyway.

[MOTH VULGARITY INTENSIFIES]

"Yep, definitely going to defend a marshmallow with Dr. Peppy Man-"

Ah, he would never forget that raccoon who kidnapped his puppies to try and make him lose the baseball game or something like that.

WHY DID HE MAKE THEM OUT OF WOOD

Every Elliott in Olympia... yes, EVERY ELLIOTT

"And a Ha-cha-cha-appy Halloween!"

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

September 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

"So if you a freak, then we're freaks together"

"I need the chemical bath."

"leg or no leg."

Now he's got TWO spiky legs!

But it was an awkward sort of love.

Ah yes, fridge-tipping. Me and the boys used to go out and tip fridges at night when the Sears workers had all gone to bed. What mischief we made in those halcyon days, hoo hoo!

He doesn't contest that no, there aren't any chicken mcgriddles. When the fuck.

"HOW THE FUCK AM I IN ROME?????"

Scale blades: Butterfly knife

Tapatalk is so fucking weird, you guys. 

-I'm Done Cluttering The RP Thread With My Worldbuilding. For Now-

"How dare you corrupt Slow Weather Jamz! It's the most pure and good station on Olympia!"

"You're wrecking the existential economy, you know that?"

And now you know there's a very angry eldritch horror out for blood somewhere. So, all in all, an average Kobber day! :P

"There's a party of twenty or more people with us and I'm the only one not wearing a toga. How are we not being poisoned right now?"

"Could use a gut punch right about now,"

"You chose a mode for players four, So don't insult my challenge score!"

No way he cares about these two young ladies!

"Well, we gotta finish the v-ball office tourney brackets. Then we'll get going."/"...Does this mean no Scooby Doo?"

is Dia actually just Pink Carla?

By the power of her patron god, she can be in two places at once!

Subject: Exciting news from your friends at PictureBin!

#Relatable amiright

I mean, unless you're into that. I won't judge.

"Quiet, Hekka, I'm basking."

he settled for Phoning A Friend.

there were things the Hallmark channel couldn't quite explain to her

This is not a sun-drenched tropical paradise!

"Less questions, more motorcycles!"

"All I have in my pockets are a few gummy bears and a picture I drew of me and Eternity riding a shark"