Monday, August 13, 2018

Super Spooky Creepypasta Edition Ticker Quote Archive

everyone was happy but then he turned EVIL and killed everyone!

That night, I had a nightmare about being Reimu

Also there was a werewolf.

'okay I have sum fud....IN MY STOMACK!!!!!!!!" then she tured itno A GODZILLA

I can't breathe

moorder

but before we could scremam it said "dont scraem" so we didnt

first - I’m British

There were so many glitches there were even glitches comin outta zeldo's butt.

The monster is on the bed with me.

(he wont really do that but my brother said to add something really scary)

"Mmmmmm that was some CRISPY PASTA"

but... IT WAS CHOCLATE FLAVORED

the DVD had vanished! I would never have any proof of this.

'ALWAYS TOGETER!' i giggiggle and play instead of eat.

That is, of course, until she turned into an aardvark.

Friday, August 3, 2018

July 2018 Ticker Quote Archive

"I'm guessing she's not talking about gang warfare, max."

"I think we might have convinced Keahi that you're a lowkey furry."

"What do they say about your chances?" "Almost nonexistent!"

...my, hasn't he grown?

"I hate them. I can’t stand them. Ruined my last relationship, at least in part. I’d be happy to join!"

Wow, everybody put on their best googly eyes for this one!

Fresh blood is needed.

"I'd like an explanation that doesn't make me wanna slice off my wiener with a katana, but I doubt I'm going to get one."

“Thank you for including me!” Kiibo says, perking up.

*See the Big Bar Brawl Edition post*

"I eat, sleep, and BREATHE video games!!' Y'know, to show how hardcore they are?"

"Like 'Spank 'Em'."

"YEAH! GIVE ME SOME OF THAT! Wait. No, don't give me-"

Kaede's idiot hair fully droops, lying flat on her head.

DUMPED ON THE GROUND LIKE WIDOW MAKER'S LAST GIRLFRIEND

"Eat healthy while you're young." he muttered darkly

burning pink flames conjured from an eviiiiil zippo

"Dang. Nobody's here to appreciate me being alive and cool. This must be how Cirno feels all the time."

Iodine's Isolation Cube Of Starvation And Sadness

we don't talk about the Great Regi Frat Party Of '92

"I had no faith that would work."

Big hugs, big kisses! Is this too much for Zoofights Roleplay?!

"Then behave and fite the nice man! And not to the death!"

Damn it, where do I hire one of my characters to narrate? It's extra work for me...

"PLANESWARENS KIDNAP POOR LIZARD CHILD AFTER MURDERING HIS COUSINS"

I'm not just being a rude boy to precious machine girl.

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN

strangely charmed by the murderer of her people.

Missing and hitting the wall? Not on the menu.

"That, or one of our past or future selves is messing with the timeline." "I hope we meet them! I could do with another gun."

"BANG BANG BANG!"