Big Bar Brawl 8 Quote Archive

As the Big Bar Brawl is the biggest event of the RP year, one little ticker line is insufficient to capture its majesty, so here is the Officially-Too-Big-For-The-Ticker Bar Brawl Quote Archive.

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giddily squirming despite their intimidating forms

Despite being incredibly annoyed, Mac starts to actually sing

Doktor Hanz is slapping his metal meat

"IT’S NOAH, FROM THE BIBLE!”

Globglogabgalab just seems to be waving back and forth

canine’s canines

Back in the Brawl bubble, Globglogabgalab finally leaves his book

taking the sunglasses with it… and putting them on because why not?

“…Here’s hoping it’s not that boring!”

Noah had expected his goat army to repel and deal with most foes

but the samey hallways with repeating decorations only evoked memories of Limbo and lead to a lot of unnecessary backtracking.

the e-book Red Badge of Courage open despite it being an almost cowardly retreat.

“DON’T SAY IT BOB! WE’RE ON DISNEY XD STILL!”

"Probably gets his goat."

“STAAAAAAAAN! THAT’S MEEEEEEEEEEEAN!”

A man in a brown varsity jacket and jeans that have seen better days has sat down. He has also seen better days.

"DISNEY RUINED WINNIE THE POOH!"

“Dirty no good facts checkers!”

Pulling up his sleeves, he marches over, “Pick on the small guy, that’s the way, is it?”

“Is it because he’s a corpse or because he’s also naked?”

Max calls out, unloading his pistol into Nilmates, the corpse-like tagalong taking the bullets in stride and continuing his yarn.

 As if the question needed answering, I guess we got definitive proof that Sam & Max, Freelance Police are better adventurers than someone from the Limbo of the Lost… as if that was ever in question.

Bob says, turning and expecting to see Funmeister ready to comment… but instead somehow seeing Nilmates.

After a few seconds of absorption, Jeffery realized… guns are sports.

“Less magic, more manic!” he says, hoping the line sounded as clever to Jim as it sounded to him.

“HAHAHAHAH! PREPARE FOR A BONESTORM!”

Their mother had trained them well on how to deal with Knack, the kids even playing a video game to see just how weak he actually was

When some other person in the stands shouts that he's blocking their view, he responds by decking them in the face. Cue a brawl.

A crowd of skeletons in the audience rattle enthusiastically.

he could probably stomp the bugs for easy kills

When he heard a “KA-KAKAKAKA!” on the horizon, it almost came as a relief.

And Evolto is still punching people.

"no no no don't cut the feed you gangly bag of garbage"

“Lobster Mobster, let’s show them the power of the House of Mouse.”

Internet nerds got needs.

In the bar she's invaded, Jo'on is drinking heavily.

“FIRE PROOF ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE!”

"they keep dying to teenagers with personal problems"

“Like taking Dickmann’s from ein kinder…”

Go Packers.

his body unable to even come up with a more creative flavor to shift into as the mutant enters a state of torpor.

“I don’t get it! We should be as boring as public radio by now!”

For a moment, it looked less like a death tournament and more like a construction job fast-forwarded

“Are you saying-“ “Drop that bass,” Gino corrects himself

the energy making her feel bloated and antsy, a feeling she absolutely reviled.

“That’s it? THAT’S the lewdest you can go? Can’t even throw in some fucking tassels, or at least a strap-on!”

Jaws looks up at him, only to see Sam… with his arms on his hips.

Oda hadn’t realized what she was dealing with. The Skeleton King hadn’t realized what he was even.

Prier was trying to cool down after being hit by an ice

“Fite how you will, but the Lord of Bones is the lord of ALL bones, so… we’re cool. FOR NOW!”

blinking her eyes as she tries to push out odd thoughts she was having about taking up tennis or going to play some Putt-Putt after the Brawl.

“Yes! That is definitely why I am challenging you now!"

Kap slipped on some scuba gear casually, “Sabotage isn’t kaiju pressure!”

Risbun sighs, “The five o’clock booty call has just arrived.”

June 2018 Ticker Quote Archive

Gino is enjoying a rice ball after his busy day earlier. "This donut is great."

"SHUT UP, EVERYONE, I'VE DONE SOMETHING BRILLIANT!"

Baffled/10

Just one punch is enough.

most importantly: play sports thanks to loopholes.

but the text above it says CORNWIND EVIL.

"There's gonna be candy and weed and smooth jazz and everyone's gonna walk around naked and it's gonna be so much more fun!"

"...Or is she in lesbians with me? I just met her, how is this even-"

"It's that fucking shark, isn't it?"

if they see a frog inside the cabana, they CANNOT EAT IT.

Circe owed her at least five dollars for doing it. Maybe even six.

"Full name? Omelette Penders."

"CONGRATS ON REACHING PUBERTY"

"Remember those fun fights you had with the police?"

Wrong dood, dood.

"She failed so bad, I exist."

"You thought my erection had dissipated. You thought wrong."

"...all right, I'm a hypocrite." Rewind, play. "...all right, I'm a hypocrite." Rewind, play. "...all right, I'm a hypocrite."

"Who needs an anchor of sanity, anyway?"

she flails about, unable to comprehend COOKIE.

Dovetail isn't a General-chan.

"THE SIXTH SICK SHEIKH'S SIXTH SHEEP'S SICK!"

Vince is here and ready to Vince it up.

"Grab-N-Go stores are almost completely robbery-proof."

Beth narrowed her eyes and smirked. "Are you having Fuuuuun?"

"My buttcheeks are as clenched as they ever will be for this. Let's go."

IT’S TOTALLY NOT A DATE SONIA SHUT UP

It was oddly calming to see a reminder that other people were having much worse days than her.

"The fact there have been THREE Spider Man film timelines in the past fifteen years changes all that."

"Jaws will not be making it far in the Brawl."