1st: (how did he learn to write Wingdings?)
2nd: Criminal Protection Program.
3rd: 'She said her language equivalent of, well, "shhrrrgggg, shrggggggg."'
4th: "You just don't want to admit I might have a point."
5th: The door is kicked ope- *THUD* "...Ow."
6th: "I'm a blatant Horus fangirl, clamoring for Anhka's attention like a child showing a macaroni picture to their mom!"
7th: TAKE RUDE DAMAGE, IDIOT!
8th: "Claude! Claudandus! Holy shit, that man's not in the least bit creative!"
9th: Hey, bananas didn't buy themselves.
10th: "A lady needs her privacy and my criminal record is PRIVATE!"
11th: And while Mallory, of the Bronze Rainbow, bent to this important task, several women stuck their arm down a hole.
12th: Any heavy lifting? Happy to do it!
13th: "This looks like a challenge of my ability to carry garbage!"
14th: Antonio Guster remained immensely annoying.
15th: "I'm only forty-nine anyway."
16th: "Nah, fuck that. Attack Pack was peak Hot Wheels."
17th: "OH, DR. PEPPER! IS THIS LOVE I'M FEEEEEELINNNNNNG?"
18th: serious buffalo energy
19th: "Oh- Look! The fat goats have come to us!"
20th: a victory for """diplomacy"""(?)!
21st: 'Scoli would have had to fill up multiple garbage bags to get rid of them all'. Where did he put it all?
22nd: "They call him 'High Father'. I call him a prick."
23rd: "She's as clearly as not human as I am."
24th: Meanwhile, the smart lads are having a pizza party
25th: PSP, currently, covered in cats, frowns more deeply
26th: Barb looked and saw her hand was absolutely covered in filth. "Oh. Yeah."
27th: And then the soot animal nation attacked.
28th: "Don't derail our mission with your heterosexual nonsense"
29th: a pile of soot and shrapnel, the victim of a sudden debilitating case of 'shot to death'.
30th: Day with Doug™
31st: The Hottest Woman Alive According To A Singular Chimera Heart
