Monday, May 1, 2023

2022-2023 Off-Season Ticker Quote Archive

 November


1st: There were already fewer regulars in this morning, even accounting for hangovers.


2nd: It's not just a celebration. it's a chance for change.


3rd: "Those guys with the VROP and the VRIP and the VOOPITYDOODAH"


5th: "Do you need me to taste test our new line of juice?!"


6th: She wanted to say, "I raised your son, he's a nerd and he married an alien girl who's just as much of a nerd."


8th: "Someone hasn't been reading the McNews!"


9th: "And hey, maybe I wouldn't be a good housewife, but I'm a pro homebody"


13th: "Damn, you're just a crazy anime protag then! Woo!"


14th: It's Mole Monday! But as you can tell by the topic we're mentioning this in, it's a bit of a special one!


15th: "We'll all be there for you. If we need to absolutely ruin their lives"


16th: "Let's get a globe today and make this happen!"


17th: "It would appear that the estate was promised to the Brume community. I do not intend to rob them"


18th: no makeup (...okay a LITTLE makeup)


19th: Komi in a social setting. That was his moment of weakness


20th: The dang doofy dumbasses (aka Duer, Damien, and David)


21st: "Are we going to peer pressure each other into proposing?"


22nd: What a mess. You can see why Bernard ran away to begin with.


23rd: You forgot about her in that darn coma after all!


24th: "And if you can't move, that's why they invented video games."


25th: Then again, there was no coda in laws for 'had their evil eaten, so all their crimes are rendered moot'.


26th: Why NOT a Nobu?


27th: Boss really didn't want to become the actual boss


28th: The Archchancellor was a curious man. He enjoyed a good Curiosity.


29th: The Lord is still dead.


30th: "You will now kiss the bride." And so they do.


December


25th: "...What, was I supposed to take my eye out?"


January


5th: "Hey, wanna say something for the camera?" "What? I- um, well- h-hi mom?"


17th: Florin helpfully contributes by scarfing down a can of fish


24th: Kaydence hated the Tebbies.


25th: LOOKING UP OLD TOYATA PLANT RECORDS 4 GIRLS SHARP TEETH 


February


1st: Next was spending a couple days in Milwaukee


4th: It's the least energetic trash talk you have ever seen.


19th: "YOU MAKE-A FUN OF THE POOR PIZZA MAN, EH?"


21st: Kaydence Roberts, twenty-five, cracker of the Blackwall, destroyer of civilization


March


2nd: she had discovered a love for the tuber.


8th: "...You mentioned the Kobbers." "Oh no. No way."


17th: "...no," he added, with a smirk, "I will not let you live that down."


20th: Neo Neos!


21st: “RIDE ‘EM IONO”


April


5th: "...You don't pay me to watch anime with you." Beck says, before Edgar shoves a couple high-denomination bills at him. "I do now!"


7th: If no one maintained it, this little house would


10th: No need to call me captain, that went down with the ship.


14th: "You know it's haunted, right?" "Of course we do!"


18th: "My calendar has enough on it without this meeting running over its allotted time."


23rd: the Dixie woman had point-blank asked Kaydence if she wasn't some estranged daughter of hers, the end result of some drunken fling on another planet.


29th: dead men don’t get to have opinions.