Saturday, September 3, 2022

August 2022 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: The mochi had done what the banana bread had not.


2nd: "I've always had trouble taking hits to the stomach! It knocks me out flat if you hit me hard enough there!"


3rd: "I am Limbeffigmontarklaikrul, yes."


4th: Xiulan just wants to go "GFKLjflgdfjkl"


5th: Bambietta Basterbine Had Done Nothing Wrong


6th: "Guy hates the outside, and here I am with the face of Mr. Outside."


7th: Miss Bad At Golf


8th: "...You put an idea in her head. Bravo."


9th: "Waluigi is one of my favorites in tennis." She hoped he didn't think she was goofy for saying that


10th: Meanwhile, Miko Toyosatomimi is just kinda... vibing.


11th: ”DECADECADECADECADECADECAAAAAAADE!”


12th: "Lady Luck refuses to be at my side at all costs"


13th: Widow Maker wasn't making much noise either, aside from slurping her drink


14th: "Aaah. I hate having to be clever."


15th: "If you're hearing this, you tried to turn off an E.M.M.I. while Chris Yukine was in the area!"


16th: DoomChris


17th: "when Vodka was in charge"


18th: I bet Kotohime has a computer.


19th: "'Oh, fuck' indeed."


20th: "No deal, Coyote Ugly."


21st: "Hopefully you live even longer, enough to see a knight marry the state of North Dakota!"


22nd: Dorothy... accepts Ian's offer?!


23rd: Gaylord, we hardly knew ye!


24th: He's going by basic life rules


25th: "HONH HONH HONH HONH!"


26th: getting the Hasbro Indominous Rex figure instead. Clearly, this is humanity's greatest sin.


27th: "I don't think the stairs are a puzzle, guys!"


28th: "Step two is... not to talk to myself out loud in the bar."


29th: "...Huh, I guess I can do speeches after all!"


30th: "I had a card once! It was very different and it sneakily was going to kill me"


31st: Way too salty.