Friday, July 1, 2022

June 2022 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "You said ‘hold on to your britches, buckaroos’ and yeeted us off the side of an airship!"


2nd: "Ibuki Mioda? Yeah, I meet ladies like you for breakfast."


3rd: "my butt silk"


4th: “ANDRÉ SERVE THOSE COCKTAILS OR I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU”


5th: Baby Shimmer, marketable as all hell


6th: Kasen finally puts the keg down and rips off her right arm.


7th: "I named myself The Crawling Blades. Much cooler!"


8th: A CUBE THEORY.


9th: "an indicator of their worth encourages only the salami-slicing"


10th: "Sounds like a logical and measured approach." Marlow said, immediately assuming for those reasons he was talking to no Kobber.


11th: Mainly her eyes were on Griff, but in her heart she did want to cheer


12th: turning into other things before turning him inside out. Not literally. FRIENDILY!


13th: "This time, we will DESTROY the esoteric!!"


14th: BANG BANG BANG BANG. It now has no torso.


15th: "follow me to my Unholy Marsh, it's nicer than the name sounds..."


16th: Majima Everywhere


17th: Good thing those aren't the bar's plates


18th: it's like trying to crush the average soup can.


19th: "We're going to dump them in Jungle Jack's Jaguar Cafe down the road and then run away as fast as we can."


20th: "you're... you're a nose!"


21st: "...can I get another one of those drinks? That was awesome as shit."


22nd: "what about the pudgy and unathletic Gamecube?"


23rd: She is not prepared for how red it looks. Or tastes.


24th: "Your mom almost choked on an undercooked noodle"


25th: He looks like he expected the entirety of Agama to collectively gasp in shock on hearing him say that. Thankfully, that doesn't happen.


26th: "I SWEAR I WILL MELT YOU LIKE THE SUN OR DIE TRYING!!!"


27th: "So I guess Metron's dream was... to be a SPACE VILLAIN?"


28th: "Wow! A live demonstration of how you want to kill me. Nice!"


29th: "Ah hell. I know this is going on my record of 'Dawn always breaks things."


30th: "Right! Eeeeeehhhh!"