Thursday, September 2, 2021

August 2021 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: "I can't believe I miss being a crab."


2nd: "Oh no, it's like they got the playset but none of the toys..."


3rd: MAGIC stuck around to lead everybody back, thinking of devious plans on how to [b]DESTROY HELL[/b].


4th: "We're probably going to have to do more before we can say 'Go Diego Go'."


5th: "Any rumors that we were paid off by Chimata Tenkyuu are entirely false."


6th: "Mr Tokiwa, I know you're his dad, but it appears you suck shit through a straw."


7th: Jaxx Tantra was her favorite Sentinel, because he was the coolest. She absolutely shipped him and Artemis-


8th: "go dump Kiryu in a river. Simple enough."


9th: New Discovery: Portrate Of A Dashing Rouge(?)


10th: "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSHOLES ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!"


11th: you do not have a choice in the matter, Annie. You are having a meal with Elsa.


12th: <Sometimes I think I have the Kobbers figured out. Then I find out I'm wrong.>


13th: "Knock knock! Cirnoil"


14th: "This is excessive." Julia was in a straightjacket.


15th: "It's not all that easy. If it were, then everybody and their dog would be casting it here and there."


16th: the Kobbers thundered like baby cattle


17th: "SILVANIA'S GONNA KILL ME THERE'S A BEAR IN THE KITCHEN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD-"


18th: "Rude fucker." "Language." "Rude motherfucker."


19th: "And if you require financial aid, accounting, or a big clumsy lobster robot built for three, Hoshii Holdings is happy to help."


20th: STAYING UP LATE WAS ONE OF THEM! HELL YEAH!


21st: Kotohime, on instinct, cuffs the cat.


22nd: Constant Amenities Van Deutsche Bank Alberto Burger


23rd: “Bark!” agreed Bullet.


24th: "Oh, really? What was that like?" She asked, excited to imagine- "Pretty bad."


25th: "Even demons know the power of a set of three shoes."


26th: Regigigas said, and got on his pennyfarthing and rode off.


27th: "Were you ever a big gooey magic lump thing before some dark god found you and reshaped you into an image similar to Indiana Jones though?"


28th: The terms ‘metal’ and ‘war’ are trademarks of ZAIA Enterprise Japan. All Rights Reserved.


29th: "One day I was wearing robes and talking to trees"


30th: And the future, unfortunately, was murder.


31th: The Cheng'de-Agaman Aliance (Xiulan, Glitz, Angellica, and Boss)

July 2021 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: Conveniently, ‘that Fern girl’


2nd: "Wow, now there's a face that could curdle a cow!"


3rd: Coffee Dad also knows his way around cocktails


4th: It's the Fourth of July! Which didn't amount to hill of beans in the minds of the average Agama population


5th: Ard was eating a sandwich.


6th: "Brunch! Brunch! Brunch!"


7th: "Ugh. Tentacle tongues."


8th: weaPENized


9th: DOES ANYONE DARE TO CHALLENGE THIS MIGHTY WOMAN?


10th: "Ask what it’s like to be captured and torn up as food for that insect."


11th: "I thought I knew what the city had to offer, but I really didn't."


12th: Dr. Blooper is VERY OFFENDED!!!


13th: "You can fawn over how selfless I am"


14th: "Stop that! Stop suggesting fire!"


15th: New Discovery! This cheery music is highly unfitting!


16th: "I mean, it was like they were locked together by the lips, just, black hair and tentacles everywhere..."


17th: "Fight's over!" Melba cuts off mid-shriek, blinking. "You were too slow! Go home!"


18th: Neptune is busy flopping around.


19th: It's green. Not rainbow colored.


20th: "If I get turned to dust here, just sweep me up"


21st: She wants megavitamins.


22nd: Oh no! How will Annie be bullied THIS time?! What tragic yet kinda funny fate will befall her next?!


23rd: It's like a whole kindergarden party, except we're all adults here!


24th: Actual Alien Jennifer Smith


25th: "If you don't know your birthday, I got an idea. Whenever you have that new body ready, THAT will be your birthday, and we'll have a nice big cake ready for you then too!"


26th: There's no particular rhyme or reason to Raiko


27th: It might seem a little desperate, given he's got a cowboy hat slung over his back


28th: Holy carp.


29th: 99% of worshippers can't solve this puzzle!


30th: The good news is, Sally


31st: "THERE WILL BE NO DOG MURDER IN THIS HOUSE!"