Monday, May 3, 2021

2020-2021 Off-Season Ticker Quote Archive

 Nov 1: "Hey, I can make more than just cup noodle, you know"


Nov 5: Well. Agama doesn't inherently sound right. And neither do the Kobbers.


Nov 6: "I'll make sure to call you, but I won't promise any bail money."


Nov 7: "So she tried pretending to be Tenshi, thinking people would like her if she was like Tenshi.”


Nov 9: "Elvira didn't even let me keep any part of her."


Nov 10: Thinking about the short time he knew the candy man, Hermes arrives at an answer, deciding that, no


Nov 11: "I guess you gotta go now too..." Cirno says to her counterpart. "Yeah, I haven't used the bathroom since we left."


Nov 12: "South America? That's a whole new world of cuisine for me to ruin."


Nov 13: Rachel leans in close and whispers in Mega Drive's ear. "Talk Sega to me, baby."


Nov 15: "Let’s go catch a tropical disease and post about it on our Roostergrams!"


Nov 16: "THERE WE GO!" KP shoots to her feet. "I can help with that!"


Nov 18: "... A waitress-seamstress-security guard combo? Maybe?"


Nov 19: "We’ll have Saturn herself, too. Human capital is valuable!"


Nov 22: Biscotti ("HEY! :I" )


Nov 23: "It's a different kind of work than pretending to be a game console with boobs"


Nov 24: Nostradamsel


Nov 27: SUDDENLY- Not now. Nothing.


Nov 28: A bigger mystery was how lemonade slowly fixed up the cracks in his body. As far as Hazel was concerned though, it just worked.


Nov 29: "I'm never going to get your name right." Easter said


Nov 30: "...Your relationship is infinitely less dysfunctional than mine and you're gonna make her very happy."


Dec 4: "Call me the Che Guevara of the kitchen."


Dec 14: "Oh, trust me," said Jim Dale, accompanied by the heaviest sigh possible. "I'm hardly any more pleased about this than you are."


Dec 20: Why was there a lion in the house? "Was that lion always there?"


Dec 21: "Welcome to the cautious optimism corner. I'm your host, Master System."


Jan 12: "...Swords?" "Yes!"


Jan 16: a man groans as he gets up from his couch. It was getting to be a pretty regular narrative for him


Jan 26: Well, she’d have to get another onion tomorrow.


Jan 27: this onion was powered by the fury


Jan 28: "My full name makes me feel like a wilting old woman."


Feb 1: "I heard from someone that the ocean is the scariest thing around!" "Was it-" "It was me, yes"


Feb 2: "Enjoy your endless nightmare"


Feb 8: owls didn't live in Agama.


Feb 13: Start the clock.


March 6: “It’s a name that you think would just be one guy, but there’s what, three or four?”


March 7: "Nah, just Blooper ink."


March 8: "we have to learn about America and Russia instead of our home!"


March 12: "...You're an idiot, Hippo."


March 13: He was already drunk. She didn't need any fancy technology tricks to discern that.


March 30: it strode through the jungle without a care for it supposedly being impossible for such a large arthropod to exist.


March 31: Futaba Sakura refused to get a desk


April 4: “...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAohmygod I can’t believe I’m not dead.”


April 10: "the case of the Rogue Pizza Oven"


April 13: "Well fuck, Gamecube is pretty much dead."


April 16: Support for Land Of Fantasy has ended.


April 22: "Private schmivate."


April 23: "Evolto, come back, all is forgiven."


April 29: komachi doesn't hug everyone because yukari is also there and she doesn't hug yukari.