Why, one might say, actually, if they were being witty
"The first day at the quote ‘Bar of Lunatics’ unquote"
Titatbimlittis
"Who'd waste a sundae on her, anyway?"
SEXY medical attention.
"But I'm fine. And now I'm not."
"Yeah, but what if I die too!?" "We'll figure it out then."
"I want to see her try and burn and butter my ass tonight."
OH NO!
"I also got cultural advisors saying I can’t use ‘Kahuna’ and ‘Matata’ in the same sentence"
I BLESS THE BUD DOWN IN OLYMPIAAAA
"Bargoers! I am here with the intention of offering myself for an evening of merriment!"
"HELLO, 911? WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
HELLO, 911? WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
HELLO, 911? WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
HELLO, 911? WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!"
"Who's Pikachu?"
"I’m totally a rock star and not just some chick with a guitar.”
"Nobu nobu!"
"...I'm not human, I guess."
"and the moral of the story is frandship"
And that's how Tachi got some cinnamon rolls.
"Anyway, Widow Maker is getting the support of this Jumpropeman, whoever we're pretending it is!"
"SOMETIMES, BULLET THERAPY IS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO!"
Once back in itself, Baba runs and quickly assembles a new phrase: BETTY IS BETTY
“Yeah, okay, come in and drop an angst nuke on my apartment"
"Wait a minute. You guys look pathetic. It's like looking in a mirror."
Secret Fiter? I don't even know her!
"BLIND WILLY WAS STRAIGHT FIRE"
"Says the girl who got duped into an action figure parade."
Jill stands there passively as dollar bills flutter down around her and get caught in her hair.
NO ONE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE.
"You make pink spandex look heroic."
