Wednesday, June 3, 2020

May 2020 Ticker Quote Archive

"I know all about personal space, and it's my job to invade it!"

"I chose to flap when it's appropriate."

(fruit concentrate, 99% artificial flavors)

Mess with the turt, get the hurt.

"Is it a whole vampire familyyyyyy?"

"Hibiki Tachibana." "Who?" "Exactly. A nobody"

COPS FROM SPACE!

"if I die, I'll just come back without clogged arteries!"

“What? It’s not some deep dark secret. It was literally broadcast live on television.”

"To eat my stress out and tell it to shut the fuck up"

"But now everyone's going to know me because of my big balls!" Cirno cheers

"Pfffft, the jumping noise."

Who dares leaves this baby unattended?

SO BUSY! SO BUSY! BITING SHARK!

"May I suggest checkers?"

She is probably not fazed by this. Curses.

"I'm here to join you Kaedes in defending the city."

"NOBUU-" She screamed back

“You’re literally in a weeb store. It exclusively sells weeb shit. Also, the store itself is a weeb.”

THIS KO IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, YOUNG LADY

"aaaaaaa."

it appears Mega Drive and Game Gear were now going to help the old man get a hold of Cirno.

That is Toinette's cue to leave, making a whooshing sound with her mouth.

Don't ask how she mimed that last bit.

"I, Jack Spicer, Kobber"

"If it's your sister how come she's in a game boy?"

Friends? Companions? He didn't have those, not anymore. Spat had made sure of that.

God knows I'm being driven to drink.

Oranges are provided.

"I'M NOT DEAD. HUG ME UTSUHO."

When in doubt, snuggle tiefling.