Tuesday, July 9, 2019

June 2019 Ticker Quote Archive

Jay Elbird, despite appearances, does not have a bear cub hanging off of his chest.

DAMN IT THATS THREE SWORDS TOO MANY.

By the barest sliver of luck her spine and skull hadn't been pulverized in the tumble down

"Ouch! I didn't know you had a strong opinion on "wound"."

"YOU IGNOBLE, IMMATURE, IRRESPONSIBLE DUNCE!"

The dragon stops invading the squad car’s personal space and leaves.

"Sort of like orderin' a custom cake, except, you know...I hurt bad things I don't like with 'em instead of eatin' 'em."

Giselle just didn't like any bread enough to commit

Man, that's not cool! They're making it harder for all the real princes who need help!

"YOU WOULD THINK I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO. I MEAN, I DON'T, BUT"

"The Doghouse doesn't need to sparkle everywhere and neither do we."

"So...........do you like fire?"

Weenie hut Jr's

"ANIME GIRL... OR BOTTLE?!"

Lesbian Expert Dr. Hong Meiling

"I've seen stupid's face, taken orders from stupid"

"Oh hey! I'M a long distance combat!"

"My name is Sunshine Emerald Willow!"

"It's like that 'Step Four: Profit' meme except every single step including the last one is blank."

"It's not made by the ACTUAL Gino!"

Elliott finally opening his eyes and seeing the smoldering lot where once he had a location.

Dennis, too busy sweeping up wood chips, doesn’t notice any of this.

THE BRAWLMINATI

OOPS! THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Kalcyon thusly observes that Komachi... is not breathing.

"OH NO AHHHHHH I GIVE I GIVE..." Joy fell down.

C E A S E  T H I S  A T  O N C E

Zeldoten winks and takes a bite out of Cirno's head.

Jinx is no longer blowing things up.

"Hi again! Can I have a Bad Touch?"