Friday, November 2, 2018

October 2018 Ticker Quote Archive

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edible underwear and spray paint

"THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY! RANDY IS FINE!"

"I'm Hecatia Lapislazuli." "I'm also Hecatia Lapislazuli!" "And I'm Hecatia Lapislazuli. We're three people."

Technically, this is a Seven Wonders trip.

LASERS, MOTHERFUCKER

"What is September?"

He doesn't have a phone, you silly. :I

"I am a professional. I packed bags of bags."

The armor looks like a packet of Capri-Sun.

Crabtain Phoenix

And best of all, quarter water is forever safe now.

"Don't worry! I'll shoot the alien lady!"

Way to ruin the mood, Prier.

Since his actual salvage ship had been obliterated by a space alien, this was a rental.

Dawn SMELLS.

Do consider joining our webring, old chap!

"Who's actually in charge of Zoofights Corp?"

Stop projecting yourself onto insects, you weirdo >:U

"Hi, your doctor called, and he says you have a terminal case of Go Fuck Yourself."

"The Phantom Thieves are in her head!"

Spray on some paint,Attach some eye lasers... Maybe bolster up its armor...

Don't eat the candy trail. We need that.

"Why, I am just as fine as the sunshine"

"I can go be a SUPER COOL KOBBER... tour guide?"

"Alright, I'm only going to say this three times, so PLEASE listen this time."

His mandate is more flies.

Phoenix is not there, because he died years ago

but all he had to say about it was “…”

the only downside to this is that Murdoc is back

It's all ogre.