"I want to kill you so fucking bad my nipples are hard."
Cicadas aren't welcome here. GET OUT.
"You can’t throw a rock around here without hitting a big ol’ lesbo."
Doo Pie Dur
"Beware of geeks bearing gifts."
"WHO COOKS HER DINNER?"
"I don't think I can do much s)c)i)e)n)c)e with only a pair of hooks and my feet!"
money torture
Hecatia, no sneaky! Hecatia, no sneaky! HECATIA, NO SNEAKY!
"MIGHT AS WELL GIVEN THEM A MAP AND RESTAURANT SUGGESTION!"
"THE DEAD SIX."
"Your kid can't English, Dawn."
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"Hiiiiii Beatriiiiiiiiice."
"THEY DESERVE THE TRUTH, BRANDON"
"HURRY! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN JUST NOW! I NEED TO REMEMBER TO CONSTRUCT PROPER SENTENCES!"
Regigigas pelvic thrusts.
TURBOLIES, LIES FROM THE FUTURE.
"That would be very rude if we saw you got voicemail and just laughed at you for choosing the wrong person to call!"
"I thought I might've gotten you killed. For Ice cream."
"Yes, not even the train wrecks were quality enough to meet their metric."
"I'm just thinking about what my schedule is now that I don't have to plot a murder or two."
"So, wait, this is... a drinking contest. With weird drinks. How do you people even function?"
"But where do you bite a big ol' sea snake to say hello?"
"I'mma go KICK HIS ASS in the name of TOURISM!"
The voice of Li’l Jon was distracting enough that Gentoku’s punch went wide.
"It's a really nice eye."
"Thanksgiving isn't Thanksgiving"
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"My emotional reaction is befuddlement."
"Do you remember that bullshit fite? Pepperidge farm remembers"
