Monday, October 2, 2017

September 2017 Ticker Quote Archive

"...Ha ha. Can I go back in and try again?"

bug enthusiasts

"Well... in for a penny, in for a Kuwahawi Local Currency Denomination."

TEAM JASPER ATTACK.

the brilliance of I. M. Meen

S L O W W E A T H E R J A M Z

"Laser boobs? That I'm not sure what she means."

It's Chiharu and Hecatia! The help Oboro didn't ask for!

Little Miss Welcome Heart Hell

teh corpaoration was her life

"Now go! Step into my glorious face!"

"I guess that makes anger her bad Habit."

"Aw, nuts. I hate being st-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"

"The Spy was going to backstab a pair of pants today."

Yay, hospital.

"Well, listen here, bud - I'm the Ass Cop."

"Canada, oh Canada!"

'even I had chosen instead to lay down on a couch, pick my belly button, and watch Netflix all day, that's still "special"'

...a Grubbin?

"The fuck's a tongus? Sounds like some porno thing."

"...Ordinary people?"

"Now get out of here before YOU MAKE ME VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Skull Isle was never the same, not after the One Woman Army attacked.

Julius eats the pizza.

"What could possibly go wrong?" "Are you doing this on purpose?" "Yes!"

And then the murders began.

"Okay... first order of business, inspect Theodore."

cruising through the sky like a flying saucer that REALLY needs to go to a car wash.

"Well, if I gotta beat up a lady, I gotta beat up a lady!"

"I COMMAND THEE TO GROVEL BENEATH OUR PHAT BEATZ!"