Friday, September 1, 2017

August 2017 Ticker Quote Archive

"Oh, for- what do you want?" "You to go away!" "Deal."

"Does 'occasional glimpses of a murderous bear demon' count?"

"I don't know how turtles work!"

the Morgawr

“...oh. There's a Vince in this dimension, too.”

Sonia summons a paper bag

YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA GO, BRO? LET'S FUCKING DO THIS-Oh

"...I like the sewer."

"Agh! Value tongue GREATLY MUCHLY!"

Only ten hours remaining, too, the lousy sniper.

"Owen is interesting!"

Is penny forgery a lucrative venture?

"Yeah, hentai gauntlets"

"They were likely only trying to maim us."

"BATTLETOAAAADS!”

"Oh well... you've ruined everything again!"

"It's Jacob! Or Jake, if you wanna swing that way!"

"Was that science?"

"I'm not your snacks ho!"

The one error is that it matches her eyes and hair.

She looked like a cookie.

Monoxide? Halothane? Might as well name your villain Tralphium!

"Ah yes, reports of her death have been... well, not exaggerated, it did happen"

"HONK! BITCOINS ARE THE FUTURE!"

"...are we actually friends now?"

"I ONLY WATCH IT FOR THE WEATHER"

"And I think it's gonna make some amazing bank at the box office if we don't do something about it!"

The dream crew had gone to the mall.

"Horatio must live life inside plastic bagee from now on."

Well that got Gysel using a gun in a hurry.

"FOOLS! You bring me tribute and don't even think to invite me? This is . . . actually really rude of you."