HOLY SHIT I'M A PIG
"I didn't have to do anything sneaky or underhanded!"
"Don't shove bleach down my throat, please."
the United States is full of people just like Clownpiece.
"NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE, WHAT IS MY LIFE COMING TO"
he extricated himself from his own comeuppance.
for once in its' pathetic life, it stands and fights!
"C://////|@!!$!%"
"I'm [potato 3]"
"That looks completely ridiculous! I look like an action figure!"
I hope these aren't laser-lasers.
but like her panties, she gave them away freely.
"...AHA! SIEGFRIED AND ROY!"
Euryale frowned darkly at Garfield
he wasn't a cheetah and he wasn't used to it
"It will burn in the same dumpster chosen as my pyre."
"Hey Jack, how do we find a circus?"
"He uses it to yell a lot in the morning because his tummy gets rumbly because he needs food now."
"YET ANOTHER ENTIRE KINGDOM NOW FOLLOWS ME ON INSTAGRAM! MWAHHAHAHA!"
She puts her hands on her hips. So sassy!
"Twist my nipples and call me Superman."
“MEILING THERE ARE CHILDREN”
"LICKENS" says the voice on the other end.
"Please? Pretty please? I'll sacrifice myself to one of your fites laaater~"
He's the strongest of 100 orphans
den sumi and sorc kess lotses
"I'm your dancing demon, watch me twirl and hop and spin"
"BUT I'M SO COOL AND INTERESTING!"
O-Robo, however, cannot process love
"Jack, I can't just let her down..." "You will."
"I ate too much ice cream yesterday, do that doesn't help."
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~Brawl Quotes~
Hopefully they didn’t see that bubble incident…
"You got to get in the selfie with me and the body!"
Her eyes bulge as she sees this, and suddenly she felt much less invincible.
"‘I get to be in charge just because my hair matches normal Hecatia’s hair color!’” “That was terrible.” “I know, but, I just can’t do her voice right!”
only to find himself face to face with an utterly colossal foe…Over three feet tall
“death by a thousand tiny flag stabs”
In a sad twist of fate, the Chuckster had been killed by being chucked.
John Freeman’s box had been rolling across the battlefield without a care
Yellow looking like she was ready to melt all over again.
“Are we really betraying ourself?"
Youmu had cut through the confusion.
“wow you didn’t forget I exist,”
"you ready to enact Plan Join Us in the Brawl?” “Wait, what plan was that again?” “…The one where you join us in the Brawl,"
“Wow, old games really were shit. Is it supposed to be an undead shoebox,”
"I’ll just have to swallow that spoiled salami,”
“A weapon…” SLAM! “Would be nice” SLAM! “Please…” SLAM!
“Why does it always come back to katana?”
“Why are you doing that? It made me look badass,”
“Time to figure out who this slug really is!” Mario said, pulling his fingers apart only to see his hand coated in ooze.
“Did you forget your own Olympic Gold Medalist in Strength?” Zargeesh asks. “…Yeah, kind of,”
