Saturday, August 2, 2025

July 2025 Ticker Quote Archive

 1st: Oh, by the way, it's Canada Day.


2nd: "...Is the plural of Moose Mooses or Meese, do you think?"


3rd: A trough, who else could boast of such a luxury!


4th: "Neokama forever!"


5th: And through it all...thank Arceus that Truffles was there.


6th: "YAR, MATEYS- Wait, no, that's not- uh, AVAST! Mateys!"


7th: "right now it's starting to feel like my lesbian wife and I took our kids to the carnival."


8th: He had only begun to chew before he made a face. "It's oily."


9th: "I don't think this book will give us the secret to reproducing Attami's thighs"


10th: last last last minute


11th: Maybe Bluster was sick and tired of being Just Enough.


12th: Small Stump Scrap


13th: She was realizing she didn't really know how to make small talk WITH the weather.


14th: Reduin considered this a moment and then supplied: "The hell?"


15th: "Not yet, Doug." Loremaster grabs Doug by the tail and gently pulls him back. He immediately starts waddling forward again.


16th: "Maybe I should have just been given a bunch of umbrellas!"


17th: Dear god. Malin is thinking like an investigator.


18th: more space police. "We're going to space!!"


19th: Wart Cures Monthly had really gone downhill lately.


20th: All things considered, prison wasn't that bad.


21st: "Professional space adventurer! Which is really a fancy way of saying courier, but I like to sound cool."


22nd: "Wait- are you calling me a hot dog?" "No, you're a lovely pork chop."


23rd: How many times would corporate demand to stop a force fueled by riches and beer?


24th: "LOOK! I'M FANCY!"


25th:... yes. Yellow and cyan.


26th: "Besides, gambling is easy. You just don't lose, and you win instead."


27th: Sometimes all you need is Two Mechs.


28th: She needed a hand, and hence dropped her sword, because it wouldn't explode at her feet.


29th: "I suppose I will never stumble upon a more effective aid for rousing myself than a jet of flame"


30th: mythological (or as Kobbers know them, real)


31st: "GET ROTATED, IDIOT!"

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