Draco's Lair

 1st: (how did he learn to write Wingdings?) 2nd: Criminal Protection Program. 3rd: 'She said her language equivalent of, well, "sh...

 1st: Oh, by the way, it's Canada Day. 2nd: "...Is the plural of Moose Mooses or Meese, do you think?" 3rd: A trough, who else...

 1st: "What in the heck is a Smurf and Turf?" 2nd: "Nya. Miao. Mew. Meong. Niau.  แง้ว. няв. ඤාවු . 야옹." 3rd: "How ...

 1st: "So... six months of this, huh?" 2nd: All sorts of half formed plans and ideas were distracting her, enough that she almost ...

 November 1st: "Where are you going?" "Prepping my resume so I can give my two weeks' notice." 2nd: "Yeah, we...

  The Echolux Crucible, December 26th, 2025... Argo might have been one of the least-conventional cities on - and under - the face of the Ea...

  Author's Note: This post exists purely as a What If? scenario. I'm not making another timeline, I swear. It is the year 2011. Zoof...