Draco's Lair

 1st: "Wiggle!" That's all Wiggle says 2nd: "You got NO respect for the etiqutte of golf! None! Zilch! Nada!" 3rd: b...

 1st: "WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE?!?!" 2nd: Everyone turned to her in shock, startling her. "Hey! I don't mean that for re...

 1st: "WEREWOLVES ARE COOLER THAN VAMPIRES, YA GONKS" 2nd: The Hole (tm) 3rd: "COMING THROUGH" "BEEP BEEP! HONK HON...

 1st: "Good afternoon. Can you please get me down from this goddamn tree!?" 2nd: Well... at least she didn't look to have a vi...

 1st: Well there's the danger! 2nd: "I know my teammates have just gotta be awesome, because I'M awesome. Alright?" 3rd: ...

 1st: She didn't want newcomers to feel alienated, so it didn't say Welcome Back. 2nd: They can talk if they want to, but they don...

 November 1st: Boring but considerate. 2nd: "Six months ago, did any of you imagine things would turn out this way? I certainly didn...