Draco's Lair

Considering how much random stuff I threw against a wall and got to stick, it feels very appropriate to start this blogpost off with the won...

  Boston was burning. Buildings were toppled and the streets were filled with bodies. Monsters and people alike, blood oozing and flowing, f...

 1st: <3PuppetPrincess<3 2nd: "Can we have a ball pit, and can I be the keeper of the pit?" 3rd: "Boogity boogity boogi...

 1st: "A DRAGON DUCK, IT WILL BE 1000% ACCEPTABLE" 2nd: "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PONDYEATS AT EVERY CORNER, WHETHER YOU LIKE I...

 1st: "Only then will Ginny forgive you (that's me, I'm Ginny)." 2nd: "Being a ghost is a win-win except that you...

 1st: "For a slap fight between two women who ought to have known better, it was a nasty tussle." 2nd: "...so that poor ostri...

 1st: BG - Before Graveler 2nd: obnoxious (but mandated by restaurant law) birthday song ritual 3rd: ~DANCE~ 4th: "Babies don't get...