Draco's Lair

 1st: *Kids and old people not allowed 2nd: "DON'T HOBBYSHAME ME." 3rd: “Eugh! After all that he doesn’t even taste decent. Fi...

 What a crazy year for plot! When I finished with my plot last year, I promised myself that I would tone down the stakes so it wasn't ju...

 1st: "Lousy youngsters. All they know is how to eat hot chips and lie!" 2nd: "Apparently, threats don’t constitute ‘effort’...

 1st: The mochi had done what the banana bread had not. 2nd: "I've always had trouble taking hits to the stomach! It knocks me out ...

 1st: JOSE DE LA CRUZ AND [PINEAPPLE JUNIORS] 2nd: "That's our final two: Bulked Annie vs Roman Reigns." 3rd: Or else 'you...

 1st: "You said ‘hold on to your britches, buckaroos’ and yeeted us off the side of an airship!" 2nd: "Ibuki Mioda? Yeah, I m...

 1st: Shimmer’s words give her something to reflect on, the matter of what history should be licked, who should do the licking, and how much...