the odd “Robbie Righteous”
Futo wouldn’t be bothered by a runny nose
he had a robe to wipe his nose on
a time-activated boot
“What did you think you were getting into?” Mac asks. “I don’t know, weird Kwanzaa PR or something!"
"White Kwanzaa, Green Kwanzaa… we got a brand thing going here!”
take advantage of Rizzrack’s tree hate
and Grey Moon… shot them.
Car Fu
while it did look pretty cool, it wasn’t what she was going for!
delegating that task to Robbie Righteous who promptly didn’t do it.
“Do that 70 or so more times and this will be a walk in the park!”
okay, she wasn’t calm.
“Stowaways, eh?” he says, drawing a knife nearly as big as he is.
Dana pounds the beast’s head to make it shoot ketchup and mustard at The Conductor
“Good bye my glorious ride,” she says with a sniffle
Hot Dog Monster was getting soggy
his “I never doubted it” not assuaging Taserface’s concerns
It certainly wasn’t a toe tapper
The Conductor falls asleep at the wheel
Toothy’s face was filled with coins
and then Grey Moon drops Mr. Mucus.
“I’m trying to leave this body”
"one Funky Cop without Dick"
The Badass Plague Tank
Over with the Brawl giants, Gunn
He did feel a little neutered with his tail gone now though.
"I’ll just head on over and incinerate him."
While things were nice and harmonious with that trio
Vahni shouts, currently in her princess form
“Is it fite time?”
“I DIDN’T WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS!” Daiyousei yells
“TO ME, MY CADDIE!”
Metal golf clubs were now firing down into all parts of the arena
Elvis Impersonator just stood on the ground and waited for a chance to contribute
Tressa focuses hard and… Sidesteps! Yup. That’s an ability for her
Wicked Witch of the West was still hassling a group of fiters.
an entire air force of Flying Monkeys
"GO TEAM RAINBOW!”
“AHHH! I’M ON FIRE!” Bulk yells because he was, in fact, on fire.
that is something that isn’t actually too strange for a Big Bar Brawl all things considered
LLARNESS IS LLARNESS
MAGOLOR IS NOT WEAK
“Never underestimate the cute ones,” he says, pulling his other hand back
MAGOLOR IS WEAK
Hank was no ordinary man.
“ELEANORE! I WILL NOT BE DENIED OUR FATED BATTLE!” Taserface yelled, running towards the group… only to see Eleanore’s smoking legs
Eleanore’s remains were still close enough
Hank really did feel like an unkillable man, even more so than Toothy which is a fun comparison that makes perfect logical sense.
Makes vomit disappear
BK was moving his hole
Half the chatroom assured him he would be, and the other half was mocking him for not killing anyone yet.
“He can’t kill us all. He’s leaving the roots…” she says a little louder
"Thought I’d try to kill one of them, see if that spices things up.”
but BK wasn’t lying.
Steve the Sock (Don’t Tread on Him)
this wasn’t just an attack on Ace’s fashion after all.
“This one is not retreating”
And then Hank happened.
“YOU’RE FITING HIM ALL WRONG!” she shouts.
Pitohui stops walking for a second, her nose bleeding and broken… but her smile wider.
“Can I come and play in the cave?”
she tries to whistle like a traffic cop, only to make a wet sputtering noise instead
Heat Miser was immediately feeling ill
"so it falls on someone to do the admittedly easy yet morally dirty work.”
manifesting a guitar club as he heads for the old ladies…
she suddenly was fiting tons of owls on top of the blue aliens
The dog couldn’t dodge every bullet
Earth gnaws on Ren
Borodan didn’t want to admit the plan was flawed
“This is your chance to flee.”
his precious chemicals
Meat Boy still had the Levin Sword.
he saw a strange bulge in Esme’s sock
She takes the grenade, pulls it back… and is immediately tackled by owls
spray their assimilation juice onto the old lady’s face
Meat Boy might as well be holding an ice cream cone instead of a deadly explosive
the dog princess
“This one could have very much liked you if you were not wretched criminal scum,”
"Are you a good witch, or a bad witch? Because I’m thinking you’re A DEAD WITCH!”
Pest was being a pest, so at least he was staying on brand
Cerato immediately panicking
Daipenmon’s almost sleepy attitude was stirred by the request
giant sticks that didn’t even have jokes on them now
he pops open to deposit a perfectly fine Patty
the nanomachines in him working to correct the spine damage
When the train hit Chompette… it hadn’t really gained enough speed
“It can’t already be broken!” he laments, popping out of it and hugging it
only Taserface was going out of his way to kill raccoons
“Run ye wee babies, run! This is my Brawl!"
"Did DJ Peck Neck think he could drop in some garish advertising for his cruddy penguin movies?"
“I’m tired of this motherpecking rat on me motherpecking train!”
just because a sock and a booger man can hold their own here doesn’t mean you can.
he wasn’t just killing them for the fun of it either.
“You made your grave. Now sleep in it!”
There was no Catapult DLC set right now though
BK looks up from the Trashopedia to watch his hole.
"YOU ARE CUUUUUUUUURSED!”
BK gives up the ghost
Vince and Llarness now found themselves standing alone
“Taserface it is!”
Hellcow did seem like a threat
Ren was now a vampire.
Peko let out an exasperated sigh as she knew this could be a complication
Neeko begs Joy not to give her another gem, Joy hands of the Wind one
After all, Baba HAS Crown
“Anyone seen Futo?” Plague finally asks
Elsewhere, Moltar was on the move
Neptune couldn’t just expose herself to reclaim her weapon though! That kind of stuff should be paid DLC!
“This is victory.” Says a strange voice, and suddenly, Joshy
Gendarmor, on the other hand, couldn’t really continue without a head.
“WE GOT VAMPIRES NOW!”
There are many theories behind this, the chaos making it easier to catch them unawares, the identification as a group lessening the self-preservation instinct, the fact it’s easier to write away a bunch of characters dying instead of giving each a personalized dramatic death
Unity waits… but nothing happens. “Super speed.”
Joshy seemed to believe he was now the undisputed winner since the competition was dead
Flying monkey skeletons, Shrapnel skeletons, raccoon skeletons, and even Timbersaw
“Can’t cry for your mom now!” Ostarion laughs. “Actually, he can,”
BABA is CROWNED
And begins singing Blue Suede Shoes.
“Holllllly hells, that creature’s gone Godbeast!”
Robbie Rotten as still unaccounted for
"VOLCANO! Isn’t that badass?”
Robbie quickly tosses a net over to cover Moltar, and Plague laughs.
“You’re store lady! The big boob seller!”
But then the lightbulb.
The kratt begins to slide out from underneath him, locking itself to Kaede’s butt
Kaduh
“I listen… I didn’t remember the answers, but I remember the stories.”
Robbie keeping up the tickle until Plague approaches and aims his machine gun
"The heart is the most important piece, isn’t it? It’s what lets us love after all!”
“YO! Why you think I’m holding this boy’s ass in place? Shoot him dead already!”
“Neeko… strong tomato."
“Guess that stuff coming out of you is ketchup then”
A headbutt wouldn’t harm Rennie, but it made Aiko see stars
"So I’m going to help you find out how cool you are!” “By killing her?”
"Well all I need to do then is make the sun come out!” Rainbow Dash says, the clouds above parting to show… the moon.
But it did call mamma hen to roost.
Biscotti creating a hologram of BIG CHUNGUS
“What happened to friendship is magic?” Kisha said, now in her princess form.
Kisha steps back from her kill, moderating her breath to calm down… only for two buxom succubi to sandwich her between them
farewell to BIG CHUNGUS
Almaric had tapped into the wand’s potential to turn its wielder into a magical girl!
suddenly a blast of flying puppies
“Man, I should have really made his death about online trolling,” Biscotti sighs
Wrexer lead the charge.
“Use your toys!” Sue urges the dinosaur
the dinosaur managing to reduce her to meaty chunks before he has to spit her out because of the ashy taste.
“You just got Wrexed.”
The Elvis Impersonator knew what he had to do… he had to eat himself free.
Right as Build dies though, Wrexer begins to choke
“I’ve got a train to hell with all ye names on it!”
She would have to kill cool people to get to first place
Plopping a golf ball to the ground, she brings her club back and slams it into it hard
"I AM, THE RAGELOPE!”
it’s not like there’s a stand selling Gatorade to pep you up.
Her master really was dead
“PLAGUE SUCKS!” Patty yells from far away.
“MISSION COMPLETE! THE CURSE HAS BEEN DEFEATED!”
Kisha. Sonia. Maple. Lily. Morgan.
ass-ault
“That’s not… ninth.” She says, before dropping back dead.
the hideous monster letting out a delicate meow
It’s got the body of a cat and the face of a cat, and it flies through the air because it has a cat face! Catface!
"Bleeding is just too much effort.”
“Just don’t make my death all weak and shit."
“I’ll have a Blue… Christmas… without you…” “KWANZAA!”
“DEATH FROM A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS!” Sonia calls out
a pillow fort had deterred a shooter.
Blasto makes sure Patty gets all his weapons, the cop laden down with his many holsters
What could kill the reaper?
“You look different without the train.”
“IF I GOT NOTHING ELSE, I’LL BITE YA!”
If you do something subtly enough, people might not notice you’re doing it at all.
The final fiting cop of the ZFPD slumps down, dropping her weapons and falling before the goddess of death herself, Komachi Onozuka.
